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Post by shogunflt000 on Sept 26, 2003 22:08:44 GMT -5
hahahahaha Young wood makes a hot fire. Your neighbor's apples are the sweetest. Youth does not mind where it sets its foot. Youth sheds many a skin. The steed (horse) does not retain its speed forever. You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. "Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice, shame on me.". A person is known by the company he keeps. A watched pot never boils. Count you blessings. Doubt is the beginning not the end of wisdom. Every man has his price. Finders keepers, losers weepers. Good things come to those who wait. It takes one to know one. It goes without saying.
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Post by shogunflt000 on Sept 26, 2003 22:10:45 GMT -5
History repeats itself. It's never too late. It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease. Let bygones be bygones. Life begins at forty. Life's not all beer and skittles. No rest for the wicked. Put your best foot forward. Rome wasn't built in a day. There's always more fish in the sea. There's no such thing as bad publicity. We've arrived, and to prove it we're here. When the cat's away the mice will play. Worrying never did anyone any good. You can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear. You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. Youth is wasted on the young.
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Post by shogunflt000 on Sept 26, 2003 22:12:19 GMT -5
Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."
"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"
"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation"
"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility"!
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!!
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
Thank-you for visiting reality, come again........... Now entering your life, welcome
The entire world's a stage; I didn't get cast!
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps
Suburbia - where they cut down trees and name streets after them
"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass"
I love him, O yes I do, He's for me, not for you, And if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face!
"God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls could flirt!"
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons!
For you are crunchy And taste good with ketchup
Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright!
"Loves a two-way street and I think your car just died"
Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright!
"Loves a two-way street and I think your car just died"
Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright!
It takes 42 muscels to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger and say bite me in a female dogy tone!
Every morning is the dawn of a new error
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either
Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved
Dain bramaged
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny Beware of programmers who carry screwdriver OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) A Laundromat: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHING WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
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Post by shogunflt000 on Sept 26, 2003 22:13:21 GMT -5
All your base are belong to us
May the smile on your face Come straight from your heart
Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry
Maybe this world is another planet's hell
A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be somewhere else
Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans
Most good judgement comes from experience. Most experience comes from bad judgement.
You can't cheat an honest man
One slip, and down the hole we fall It seems to take no time at all
Does the noise in my head bother you?
I know a million ways To always pick the wrong thing to say
I must be an acrobat To talk like this and act like that
Every rose has its thorn.
Sister Luck is screaming somebody else's name
It's no secret that a friend is someone who lets you help
It's no secret that a liar won't believe in anyone elser
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Post by shogunflt000 on Sept 26, 2003 22:14:12 GMT -5
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams.
"Unus, sed leo!" [One, but a lion!] - Aisopos (Fabulae 194).
"»Stay« is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary." - Bronson Allcott.
"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." - Dave Barry.
"Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours." - M. Berle.
"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair." - George Burns.
"An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less." - Nicholas Murray Butler.
"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake." - W.C. Fields.
"When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going?" - Douglas Gauck.
"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - J.P. Getty.
"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." - Matt Groening.
"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying." - Joseph Heller (Catch 22).
"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand." - Benny Hill.
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Post by Tarugi on Sept 28, 2003 18:21:34 GMT -5
are you laughing at me shogun.
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Post by Tarugi on Sept 28, 2003 18:22:12 GMT -5
Well if you are then so what
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Post by Neo Vegeta on Oct 1, 2003 13:04:25 GMT -5
hey guess what..............this is a post ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Neo Vegeta on Oct 1, 2003 13:05:06 GMT -5
LOOK .............oh never mind its just a post
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Post by Neo Vegeta on Oct 1, 2003 13:06:06 GMT -5
and wouldnt ya know it... another post ;D
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Post by Neo Vegeta on Oct 1, 2003 13:08:53 GMT -5
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Post by Neo Vegeta on Oct 1, 2003 13:09:08 GMT -5
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Post by Neo Vegeta on Oct 1, 2003 13:09:38 GMT -5
scip a feww ;D
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Post by Neo Vegeta on Oct 1, 2003 13:09:56 GMT -5
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Post by Neo Vegeta on Oct 1, 2003 13:10:39 GMT -5
scip...
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