Post by gokuromario on Jan 6, 2005 10:12:07 GMT -5
i thought i'd start this one seeing as how my other one isnt doing so well, so here it is, parodies, and you can double post here if you want as long as its for the size reasons, ok.
Powerpuff girls meets friends
chandler-(narrator) "the city of new york, a peaceful place where not even the tiniest disaster happens, where all of those things you heard on tv where just roumers and didnt actually happen, could iiiii beee any more sarcastic, hey whats that big green thing over there, its disgusting, but lets look at it anyway cause were idiots (pause) OH NO, A GIANT MONSTER IS ATTACKING NEW YORK, WHO WILL SAVE US"
joey-(mayor) "hey look, a giant booger is attacking the city"
janice-(miss bellom) "i believe its a giant monster"
joey-"A GIANT MONSTER, are you sure"
janice-(looks at him in a funny way and laughs) "hehehehehehehe, of course it is silly"
joey-"well, well maybe we aughta call the fire department"
janice-"oh great, roasted boogers"
joey-"or, or the government"
janice-"when have they ever helped new york"
joey-"i've got it............i'll call the pizza man"
janice-"the pizza man, what does he have to do with this"
joey-"nothing, fear makes me hungry, and i'm not gonna think on an empty stomach (he picks up the phone which connects to the powerpuff girls)"
rachel-(blossom) "its the hotline, again"
monica-(buttercup) "ah its probably the mayor"
pheobe-(bubbles) "well shouldnt we answer it"
rachel-"monica its your apartment"
monica-(in an angry voice) "hello, i'm sorting my wigs by colour"
pheobe-"YOU ONLY WEAR BLACK"
monica-"i was gonna go silver"
rachel-"oh for the love of god, i'll answer it, hello"
joey-"yes can i have a large peperoni pizza, uh extra sausage and a............"
rachel-"joey"
joey-"oh hey rachel, i'll have a large peper........"
rachel-"joey, shut up, whats up"
joey-"oh right that, well a giant monster is attacking the city and uh well i cant think on an emty stomach"
rachel-"dont worry mayor, we'll be right there" (hangs up) "trouble girls, lets go"
pheobe-"cant we go later, i'm drawing a masterpiece (monica and rachel go round and spy nothing on her canvass on which she has been painting this whole time)
monica-"pheobe, that canvass is blank"
pheobe-"yeah i know, you were disrupting my aura so i hadnt started yet"
monica-"i'll aura you a new face" (she goes to hit but ross as proffesser utonium comes in)
ross-"hi girls"
rachel-"ross, what are you doing here"
ross-(pause) "well i just got divorced for the 4th time so i decided to come over here and see if you wanted to go out on a date with me, again"
rachel-"ross i cant right now, besides, i'm only supposed to be 5 years old in this thing"
ross-"oh, hey well i just saw a giant monster outside and i..........."
pheobe-"you saw it too"
monica-"isnt it funny how we never notice these things"
ross-"well anyway i came by to show you my new invention (starts some scientific dribble) and portable toothbrush dispenser for the dating days"
rachel-(looks at him blankly) "yeah sure ok" (takes the machine and the gang head out the door)
(the gang head into a cab downstairs and out the building, and they drive off, they end up being caught in traffic after a bad turn)
monica-"oh man, i knew we should have gone left"
rachel-"pheobe, cant your cab go any faster"
pheobe-"it could but then i'd have to charge you double"
monica-"hey, why are we driving, were the power puff girls, we can fly"
rachel-"oh yeah" (they all jump out, fly off)
chandler-"go girls go (pauses) man, those one piece costumes are hot"
(the girls get over to the monster and beat the crap out of him, i'm gonna jump through this part)
pheobe-(with green stuff on her shirt) "eww, gross"
rachel-"yeah i'll say"
monica-"you know, as horrible as that was, the most horrible thing is that i actually think that think was hitting on me"
rachel-"well no wonder, anyway its time to guess who could have done this"
pheobe-why"
rachel-"i dont know its part of the script"
marcell-(mojo, in a really high voice, very funny voice as well) "it was I!!!!!!, MMMMAAARRRRcell the monkey, here to put an end to your MMMMEEEEDDDling ways"
all three-"MARCELL"
monica-"you can talk, how is that possible"
marcell-"well you see, if you have an exTTTTRRRREEMMMMMEEEEly long time to spare, i will GGGGLLLLLAAAdfully tell you"
all-(look at each other) "all right"
marcell-"well you see, i was this RRRREEEEally big star, of this RRREEEAAALLLYYY big movie, and i was getting RRREEAAAly big bucks, but then i decided that it was getting too much for me, the fame and the fortune had taken its tole on my RRREEEAAALLLy big ass, so one day i got bored while i was filming this RRREEEAALLLy big scene, in this RREEAAly big movie, with this RREEAALLYY hot chick and thought long and hard, why the hell i RREEALLy wasnt intrested, so i left, jumped in a cab, i am a trained monkey you know, and i went home to my RRREEAALLLy big house, and in my house is this RREALLY big couch, where i would sit my RREAALLY big ass, on this REALLY big cushion and my REALLY big ass would carress this RREAALLY big cushion and make me feel REALLY Relaxed, so i sat there and turned on my REEALLY cool tv, and watched this REALLY cool show where is was interupted unexpectantly by some jackass telling me about the powerpuff girls, so i got REALLY mad, and went for a REALLY big s*** on my REALLY big toilet and then joined this english class for animals, the same one that mieowth went to, and i learned to talk, now do you see WHY I AM HERE"
pheobe-"um, because we interupted your tv show"
rachel-"and made you get diahorea"
marcell-"EXACTLY"
monica-(in a stupid voice) "that is so cute"
rachel-(in a stupid voice) "how where you able to hold such a big tv remote"
marcell-"STOP MAKING FUN OF ME, OR YOU WILL PAY"
pheobe-"so you were the one who sent the giant monster"
marcell-"YES, well actually no, that was someone elses work, but i MMMMMAAAAAARRRRCELL THE MONKEY, SWEAR TO DEFE-E-E-E-E (he starts scratching himself, the others start laughing at him) STOP LAUGHING AT ME (pheobe goes over to him)"
pheobe-"here let me give you a tummy wub"
marcell-"I DO NOT WANT A WUMMY TUB, I MEAN A.........OOOOOHHHHH (pheobe starts scratching his belly and he falls over gleefully)"
chandler-"and so the day was saved, stupidly but saved, all thanks to these amazingly hot powerpuff girls, wheres my latte"
THE END
Powerpuff girls meets friends
chandler-(narrator) "the city of new york, a peaceful place where not even the tiniest disaster happens, where all of those things you heard on tv where just roumers and didnt actually happen, could iiiii beee any more sarcastic, hey whats that big green thing over there, its disgusting, but lets look at it anyway cause were idiots (pause) OH NO, A GIANT MONSTER IS ATTACKING NEW YORK, WHO WILL SAVE US"
joey-(mayor) "hey look, a giant booger is attacking the city"
janice-(miss bellom) "i believe its a giant monster"
joey-"A GIANT MONSTER, are you sure"
janice-(looks at him in a funny way and laughs) "hehehehehehehe, of course it is silly"
joey-"well, well maybe we aughta call the fire department"
janice-"oh great, roasted boogers"
joey-"or, or the government"
janice-"when have they ever helped new york"
joey-"i've got it............i'll call the pizza man"
janice-"the pizza man, what does he have to do with this"
joey-"nothing, fear makes me hungry, and i'm not gonna think on an empty stomach (he picks up the phone which connects to the powerpuff girls)"
rachel-(blossom) "its the hotline, again"
monica-(buttercup) "ah its probably the mayor"
pheobe-(bubbles) "well shouldnt we answer it"
rachel-"monica its your apartment"
monica-(in an angry voice) "hello, i'm sorting my wigs by colour"
pheobe-"YOU ONLY WEAR BLACK"
monica-"i was gonna go silver"
rachel-"oh for the love of god, i'll answer it, hello"
joey-"yes can i have a large peperoni pizza, uh extra sausage and a............"
rachel-"joey"
joey-"oh hey rachel, i'll have a large peper........"
rachel-"joey, shut up, whats up"
joey-"oh right that, well a giant monster is attacking the city and uh well i cant think on an emty stomach"
rachel-"dont worry mayor, we'll be right there" (hangs up) "trouble girls, lets go"
pheobe-"cant we go later, i'm drawing a masterpiece (monica and rachel go round and spy nothing on her canvass on which she has been painting this whole time)
monica-"pheobe, that canvass is blank"
pheobe-"yeah i know, you were disrupting my aura so i hadnt started yet"
monica-"i'll aura you a new face" (she goes to hit but ross as proffesser utonium comes in)
ross-"hi girls"
rachel-"ross, what are you doing here"
ross-(pause) "well i just got divorced for the 4th time so i decided to come over here and see if you wanted to go out on a date with me, again"
rachel-"ross i cant right now, besides, i'm only supposed to be 5 years old in this thing"
ross-"oh, hey well i just saw a giant monster outside and i..........."
pheobe-"you saw it too"
monica-"isnt it funny how we never notice these things"
ross-"well anyway i came by to show you my new invention (starts some scientific dribble) and portable toothbrush dispenser for the dating days"
rachel-(looks at him blankly) "yeah sure ok" (takes the machine and the gang head out the door)
(the gang head into a cab downstairs and out the building, and they drive off, they end up being caught in traffic after a bad turn)
monica-"oh man, i knew we should have gone left"
rachel-"pheobe, cant your cab go any faster"
pheobe-"it could but then i'd have to charge you double"
monica-"hey, why are we driving, were the power puff girls, we can fly"
rachel-"oh yeah" (they all jump out, fly off)
chandler-"go girls go (pauses) man, those one piece costumes are hot"
(the girls get over to the monster and beat the crap out of him, i'm gonna jump through this part)
pheobe-(with green stuff on her shirt) "eww, gross"
rachel-"yeah i'll say"
monica-"you know, as horrible as that was, the most horrible thing is that i actually think that think was hitting on me"
rachel-"well no wonder, anyway its time to guess who could have done this"
pheobe-why"
rachel-"i dont know its part of the script"
marcell-(mojo, in a really high voice, very funny voice as well) "it was I!!!!!!, MMMMAAARRRRcell the monkey, here to put an end to your MMMMEEEEDDDling ways"
all three-"MARCELL"
monica-"you can talk, how is that possible"
marcell-"well you see, if you have an exTTTTRRRREEMMMMMEEEEly long time to spare, i will GGGGLLLLLAAAdfully tell you"
all-(look at each other) "all right"
marcell-"well you see, i was this RRRREEEEally big star, of this RRREEEAAALLLYYY big movie, and i was getting RRREEAAAly big bucks, but then i decided that it was getting too much for me, the fame and the fortune had taken its tole on my RRREEEAAALLLy big ass, so one day i got bored while i was filming this RRREEEAALLLy big scene, in this RREEAAly big movie, with this RREEAALLYY hot chick and thought long and hard, why the hell i RREEALLy wasnt intrested, so i left, jumped in a cab, i am a trained monkey you know, and i went home to my RRREEAALLLy big house, and in my house is this RREALLY big couch, where i would sit my RREAALLY big ass, on this REALLY big cushion and my REALLY big ass would carress this RREAALLY big cushion and make me feel REALLY Relaxed, so i sat there and turned on my REEALLY cool tv, and watched this REALLY cool show where is was interupted unexpectantly by some jackass telling me about the powerpuff girls, so i got REALLY mad, and went for a REALLY big s*** on my REALLY big toilet and then joined this english class for animals, the same one that mieowth went to, and i learned to talk, now do you see WHY I AM HERE"
pheobe-"um, because we interupted your tv show"
rachel-"and made you get diahorea"
marcell-"EXACTLY"
monica-(in a stupid voice) "that is so cute"
rachel-(in a stupid voice) "how where you able to hold such a big tv remote"
marcell-"STOP MAKING FUN OF ME, OR YOU WILL PAY"
pheobe-"so you were the one who sent the giant monster"
marcell-"YES, well actually no, that was someone elses work, but i MMMMMAAAAAARRRRCELL THE MONKEY, SWEAR TO DEFE-E-E-E-E (he starts scratching himself, the others start laughing at him) STOP LAUGHING AT ME (pheobe goes over to him)"
pheobe-"here let me give you a tummy wub"
marcell-"I DO NOT WANT A WUMMY TUB, I MEAN A.........OOOOOHHHHH (pheobe starts scratching his belly and he falls over gleefully)"
chandler-"and so the day was saved, stupidly but saved, all thanks to these amazingly hot powerpuff girls, wheres my latte"
THE END