Post by Little Syxx on Jan 31, 2005 12:26:28 GMT -5
Schoolin' Saiyans:Part Five
Goten gulped as he saw the France families car pull up. Gohan and Videl were already inside and Trunks had'nt arrived yet. The doors opened and Paris walked out wearing her normal clothing, just like everybody else. Goten sighed and looked down at his formal attire. He removed the jacket, tie and over shirt. Underneath he was wearing one of his usual t-shirts but he was stuck wearing the pants and sadly, there was nothing he could do about the hair gel.
"Hey Paris!" He shouted.
"Goten!" Paris replied running over. "What's with the clothes."
"Oh, these?" Goten asked tossing them into the bushes. "Nothing, nothing at all. Come on, let's go in."
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Trunks and Vegeta arrived a few minutes later.
"Remember the plan?" Vegeta whispered. "I will distract the staff while you do your work then while they're occupied with carrying Kakarott's brat's corpse out of the building I'll go after your principal."
Trunks nodded. "Sounds good. What about Gohan though?"
Vegeta smirked. "Already taken care of."
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"What are you guys doing here!?" He shouted as Videl shook her head.
"Well, Vegeta told me, Nappa, Turles and Brolly to come along." Radditz replied as the other sheepishly looked down towards the ground except Brolly who held up his hand.
"Akaaaa, rott ka?"
"Fine!" Gohan snapped, walking over and adjusting Brolly's bowtie. "Now go bother somebody else!"
"Okay." Nappa sighed as he and the others walked towards the punch bowl which Mr Grayson was currently standing by and got a drink.
"Those guys never seem to stop following you." Videl laughed.
"Yeah, guess they just need something to do."
"Or they really like you." She said wrapping her arms around him.
Gohan smiled and held her but after a few seconds he felt something poking them. He looked over to the right and saw Mr Bore poking them with a stick.
"Take it outside you two." He said shaking his finger and pointing at a sign reading "Six inches apart or leave".
Gohan sighed and shook his head a little as Videl nodded.
"I know Gohan. I know."
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On the other side of the room Vegeta and Trunks took thier respective positions. Vegeta looked down at Trunks and nodded. Trunks looked over and saw Goten. He nodded and went into his pocket, grabbing a paper clip and slowly walking towards him.
"He would have made a great Saiyan prince." Vegeta said looking towards Principal Torikia. "Now, to finish what I started all those months ago." He pulled out a box of deluxe sized paper clips and pulled one out as he too began to slowly walk towards his enemy.
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As this was going the Saiyans were by the punch bowl. They had each already finished off a dozen cups each and the bowl was empty so Mr Grayson voulntered to get some more.
"Hey." Radditz whispered. "Whadda ya tink Veggie and Trunks are doin wit' dos paper clips?"
"I dunno, maybe dey gonna clip some paper." Turles replied.
"Maybe they're gonna kill some people." Nappa laughed.
"Kaaa kaaa rotta kaa." Brolly giggled pointing at the cups on the floor.
"Yeah, I think you're right. This is no ordinary punch. This is some kind of miracle punch! We're not worthy of you're excellence of miracle punch!"
Mr Grayson walked over with a newly filled bowl of "miracle" punch and walked off as the Saiyans stared at it in awe. Nappa began to bow down to it when Radditz suddenly snapped his fingers.
"I gotta idea. Let's liven up dis party by givin' everybody some'a dis mircale punch!"
"That's the smartest idea I've ever heard." Turles said lifting up the bowl. "Punch for all!"
"And togas!" Nappa screamed walking out of a nearby closet.
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A few minutes Paris and Goten sat down and watched in quiet awe as four grown men ran around in togas giving everybody cups of punch. They had overpower most of the teachers and locked them in principal Torikia's closet.
"What the hell is going on?" Paris asked.
Goten shrugged. "I don't know. I must say though, Mr Vegeta seems to have patched things up with Principal Torikia."
"Yeah...that's the first time I've ever seen Mr Vegeta hug another man."
"Yep." Trunks said walking over and sitting down with them. "Hey guys."
"Hey Trunks." Goten said. "What's going on?"
"I think Mr Grayson spiked the punch again...and I've also come to the conclusion Videl's a very mean drunk."
"Ah, I was wondering why all those people were unconcious on the floor. Oh yeah, I was meaing to ask you, what was that plan of your for tonight?"
"Well." Trunks said with a small smirk. "I was gonna kill ya."
"Ohhhhh. Well, I guess you decided not to eh?"
"Yeah. I'll let you live, this is much more interesting."
The three sat and watched quietly throughout the night as they saw things they thought they'd only see in dreams.
Vegeta being friendly with Principal Torikia. Check.
Videl dropkicking Mr Grayson down a flight of stairs. Check.
Nappa swining on a ceiling fan with his tail. Check.
Brolly gracing the world with an incredible rendition of a Britney Spears song. Check...twice
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At mid night everybody left for home, except the Saiyans who were passed out on the floor, half of the chaparones because they were still knocked out and Vegeta who was still talkign to principal Torikia about how the toilet paper he used was so much better at absorbing than the brand Torikia used.
There was oen thought in everybodies mind though as they left.
"What the hell kinda ending was that!? If the next one is'nt better I'm suing for thievery of time!"
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The End
Yeah, I had tottaly ran out of ideas for this one. Besides, with the DBZ LAM Forum story coming up I thought I'd finish this one off now. The Fourth fic in this little series will be called The 4th Fic Fusion Spectacular though I'm not sure when exactly it'll start.
Goten gulped as he saw the France families car pull up. Gohan and Videl were already inside and Trunks had'nt arrived yet. The doors opened and Paris walked out wearing her normal clothing, just like everybody else. Goten sighed and looked down at his formal attire. He removed the jacket, tie and over shirt. Underneath he was wearing one of his usual t-shirts but he was stuck wearing the pants and sadly, there was nothing he could do about the hair gel.
"Hey Paris!" He shouted.
"Goten!" Paris replied running over. "What's with the clothes."
"Oh, these?" Goten asked tossing them into the bushes. "Nothing, nothing at all. Come on, let's go in."
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Trunks and Vegeta arrived a few minutes later.
"Remember the plan?" Vegeta whispered. "I will distract the staff while you do your work then while they're occupied with carrying Kakarott's brat's corpse out of the building I'll go after your principal."
Trunks nodded. "Sounds good. What about Gohan though?"
Vegeta smirked. "Already taken care of."
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"What are you guys doing here!?" He shouted as Videl shook her head.
"Well, Vegeta told me, Nappa, Turles and Brolly to come along." Radditz replied as the other sheepishly looked down towards the ground except Brolly who held up his hand.
"Akaaaa, rott ka?"
"Fine!" Gohan snapped, walking over and adjusting Brolly's bowtie. "Now go bother somebody else!"
"Okay." Nappa sighed as he and the others walked towards the punch bowl which Mr Grayson was currently standing by and got a drink.
"Those guys never seem to stop following you." Videl laughed.
"Yeah, guess they just need something to do."
"Or they really like you." She said wrapping her arms around him.
Gohan smiled and held her but after a few seconds he felt something poking them. He looked over to the right and saw Mr Bore poking them with a stick.
"Take it outside you two." He said shaking his finger and pointing at a sign reading "Six inches apart or leave".
Gohan sighed and shook his head a little as Videl nodded.
"I know Gohan. I know."
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On the other side of the room Vegeta and Trunks took thier respective positions. Vegeta looked down at Trunks and nodded. Trunks looked over and saw Goten. He nodded and went into his pocket, grabbing a paper clip and slowly walking towards him.
"He would have made a great Saiyan prince." Vegeta said looking towards Principal Torikia. "Now, to finish what I started all those months ago." He pulled out a box of deluxe sized paper clips and pulled one out as he too began to slowly walk towards his enemy.
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As this was going the Saiyans were by the punch bowl. They had each already finished off a dozen cups each and the bowl was empty so Mr Grayson voulntered to get some more.
"Hey." Radditz whispered. "Whadda ya tink Veggie and Trunks are doin wit' dos paper clips?"
"I dunno, maybe dey gonna clip some paper." Turles replied.
"Maybe they're gonna kill some people." Nappa laughed.
"Kaaa kaaa rotta kaa." Brolly giggled pointing at the cups on the floor.
"Yeah, I think you're right. This is no ordinary punch. This is some kind of miracle punch! We're not worthy of you're excellence of miracle punch!"
Mr Grayson walked over with a newly filled bowl of "miracle" punch and walked off as the Saiyans stared at it in awe. Nappa began to bow down to it when Radditz suddenly snapped his fingers.
"I gotta idea. Let's liven up dis party by givin' everybody some'a dis mircale punch!"
"That's the smartest idea I've ever heard." Turles said lifting up the bowl. "Punch for all!"
"And togas!" Nappa screamed walking out of a nearby closet.
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A few minutes Paris and Goten sat down and watched in quiet awe as four grown men ran around in togas giving everybody cups of punch. They had overpower most of the teachers and locked them in principal Torikia's closet.
"What the hell is going on?" Paris asked.
Goten shrugged. "I don't know. I must say though, Mr Vegeta seems to have patched things up with Principal Torikia."
"Yeah...that's the first time I've ever seen Mr Vegeta hug another man."
"Yep." Trunks said walking over and sitting down with them. "Hey guys."
"Hey Trunks." Goten said. "What's going on?"
"I think Mr Grayson spiked the punch again...and I've also come to the conclusion Videl's a very mean drunk."
"Ah, I was wondering why all those people were unconcious on the floor. Oh yeah, I was meaing to ask you, what was that plan of your for tonight?"
"Well." Trunks said with a small smirk. "I was gonna kill ya."
"Ohhhhh. Well, I guess you decided not to eh?"
"Yeah. I'll let you live, this is much more interesting."
The three sat and watched quietly throughout the night as they saw things they thought they'd only see in dreams.
Vegeta being friendly with Principal Torikia. Check.
Videl dropkicking Mr Grayson down a flight of stairs. Check.
Nappa swining on a ceiling fan with his tail. Check.
Brolly gracing the world with an incredible rendition of a Britney Spears song. Check...twice
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At mid night everybody left for home, except the Saiyans who were passed out on the floor, half of the chaparones because they were still knocked out and Vegeta who was still talkign to principal Torikia about how the toilet paper he used was so much better at absorbing than the brand Torikia used.
There was oen thought in everybodies mind though as they left.
"What the hell kinda ending was that!? If the next one is'nt better I'm suing for thievery of time!"
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The End
Yeah, I had tottaly ran out of ideas for this one. Besides, with the DBZ LAM Forum story coming up I thought I'd finish this one off now. The Fourth fic in this little series will be called The 4th Fic Fusion Spectacular though I'm not sure when exactly it'll start.
