Post by Majunks on Apr 4, 2005 17:15:45 GMT -5
Announcer: Today on Dragonball V! Gohan, Jaylene and Trunks decide to take the family out for a day to celebrate Gohan’s return. But little do the Saiyans know there’s-a trouble brewing in the depths of hell. What could be the new threat? Find out today, on Dragonball V!
(Still not reposting the theme song, hum it if you know it and eat your friggin cookie!)
Trunks: (Traning in the terrarium) Ha, (Punches Air) Ha! (Punches Air) HA! (Kicks air) Hmmm. (closes eyes) Ha! (puts up Ki barrier) it would be a nice day to take off and go have some fun.
Gohan: Ahh, what a nice meal. (Walks outside) Yup, Good ol’ Mount Paos. We should all go out for a nice time.
Sno: (Yawns) Eight, you awake?
Android 8: I do not sleep.
Sno: Right. Were you watching me while I was a sleep?
Android 8: I was merely protecting you like I always have.
Sno: You really need a break from that. Hm, we should all go out for a nice day off. Gohan and Trunks deserve it after yesterday.
Jaylene: Kids, breakfast! (Lyo, Gohan III and Zanoku rush downstairs)
Zanoku: Hi Auntie. (Walks by, hugs Jayene, sits at table)
Lyo: Hi mommy, (Jumps up, gives Jaylene a squeeze, slides next to Zanoku)
Gohan III: Hi mama. (Jumps up, kisses Jaylene on cheek, sits down)
Jaylene: Hurry and eat, (piles eggs and bacon on plates) or you’ll be late to school.
Zanoku: Oh, did mom tell you that I just developed this allergy? Yeah, I’m allergic to school.
Lyo: And since he’s family, and studies are proven that hereditary allergies carried on the female side of the family are likely to show up in children ages 4-7 I shouldn’t go to school either.
Gohan III: And since me and Lyo are twins, and I’m a boy, I’m twice as likely to have the allergy.
Jaylene: Oh please, who ever heard of a Saiyan with allergies? Gohan and you’re father don’t have any, why should you?
Trunks: Hi dear, (Kisses Jaylene, stops, feels forehead) You know I’m feeling a bit warm, It’s probably stress from work, I should stay home today.
Jaylene: The office is upstairs Trunks, don’t think I don’t know that.
Trunks: Oh no, they can bring me my work, it’ll be fine. I’ll call Jean right now too. (grabs phone, looks at kids) But I can’t reach my phone, kids why don’t you stay home from school and be my assistants for the day? Won’t that be fun?
Lyo: Uh, yeah! We need to help Daddy.
Jaylene: Nice try all of you. Lyo, the ray wore off. Zanoku, you were begging Sno to come with you to school today to attend Show and Tell. Gohan III, you’ve been toating your fathers old sword, (to Trunks) That I keep telling him to get rid of, all day. And Trunks, you were just fine last night. You’re going to school, and Trunks, you’re going to work! Now march and get ready! (Shoos all four, sighs) How anyone can handle one Saiyan, never the less three, and a human that pretends he’s a Saiyan.
Announcer: Meanwhile in the depths of Hell. Several villains from the Saiyans past congregate to plan an escape.
Raditz: This is so STUPID! (Kicks rock, rock splits) How can Kakarot have beaten all of us?
Turles: His stupid Kaioken teachings were what took me down.
Raditz: It was the Namek what did me in.
Nappa: Huh, atleast you didn’t get killed by your boss. Vegeta was so freakin pissed off that he finished me himself.
King Vegeta: (Walks over) Huh! Frieza killed me personally! I try to save my son, he kills me and I’m the one that ends up in hell? Please!
Frieza: You Saiyans makin fun of me, Frieza Cold?
King Cold: (Appears after Frieza) You don’t ever make fun of our family!
Cooler: Well, you can mess with them but Cooler Cold don’t take no S*it from noone. Prepare to fight asses!
Nappa: You think you can beat us? We’re in Hell, what good would a fight do? Not that I wouldn’t cream ya anyway!
Raditz: Uh, will you excuse us for a minute, Lord Frieza?
Frieza: Sure, no skin off my bones.
Raditz: (To Nappa) You trying to get us killed down here? This may be hell but remember that you can die again.
Nappa: Wat, aren’t our bodies immortal in Hell?
Raditz: That’s a common mis-conseption. We can only be revived to a point, if we were some one like Frieza or that N00B Cell then we could live. But we’re not Changelings or Anroids are we?
Nappa: No.
Raditz: Good.
Nappa: I’m still goin for it! (Teleports, kicks Frieza to face, Frieza, taken by surprise, lurches back, Nappa attacks again and follows up with a slamn down)
Raditz: Oh god, come on Turles. We gotta pull Nappa outta some more S*it.
Turles: I vote we let him die. After all, he’s a Saiyan Elite and the Second strongest Warrior on Planet Vegeta.
Raditz: Third Strongest after Prince Vegeta and my brother.
Turles: Same dif. I guess we still gotta save baldy huh?
Raditz: Yup. (Bothe teleport into Fray)
Gohan: Hey Sno! (Sno walks into room wth Eight) You and Eighter wanna come with me for a day of fun? I haven’t done anything cool here on earth for about ten years.
Sno: Hey yeah. Let’s call Trunks and see if he wants to come.
Jaylene: (Pulling her family off wall) You’re all going to either school or work! Now let, (Phone rings, picks up, all fall down) Hello? Oh hi Sno. Hmm, a day off huh? I dunno the last time we tried to do something fun some purple freak ruined it for us.
Trunks and Kids: NOOOOO! Listen to Sno! Listen to her!
Jaylene: Okay, we’ll take the day off this once. It’s not like Ginyu’s gonna come back again after the beating we gave him last time.
All 4; YEAAAA!
Trunks: (Calls office) Hey Jean. I’m not gonna come into the office, there’s this thing for my kid’s school I gotta go to. Yeah I know about the Mamoto trade, it’ll still go down. Okay bye. (Hangs up phone) Looks like we’re cool.
Lyo: Yeah, let’s go!
Announcer: Meanwhile, in a familiar tower, in a familiar place near a familiar tribe, a familiar young boy who has grown into a man trains.
Yanjarobe: Kamehameha! Masenko, Taiyo-ken, Power Shot, Destructo Disk, those are all good moves you can use kid.
Kid: But Master, I’m not sure if I can use all of those different attacks.
Yanjarobe: Nonsense. You’ve been training here for Kami knows how long and you still haven’t learned any advanced Ki attacks. You should have mastered something like Goku’s Kaioken or something like that. I bet if someone wasn’t being so lazy ou could have been fighting out there with Trunks and Gohan.
Korin: Shut up Yanjarobe. Uppa will be ready when he’s ready. His training has been going well. And further more you’re a huge sla-
Uppa; Master Korin, what’s wrong?
Korin: I’m, I’m, I’m feeling an intense set of powerlevels. They’re in this area too. It feels as if they’re ready to break out of the depths of Hell.
Uppa: Hell? Why?
Korin: This tower is a holy ground. It’s built at a part where the dimensional walls are extremely thin. It’s much easier to break out of a dimensionin this area than let’s say West City.
Uppa: And you’re saying that there are people on the otherside of the dimensional wall ready to break outta hell?
Korin: Yes, I fear that it is just that. Or worse. If only Kami was here, he would know what to do.
Announcer: Back in Hell, the Saiyans and the Colds continue to fight in a heavily heated ‘bout.
Raditz: GO SAIYANS! (Attacks Cooler, Cooler ducks, Kicks hard, Raditz spits up Blood, Cooler turns and spin kicks Raditz)
Cooler: Havin trouble Saiyan?
Raditz: No way Cold! AAAA! (Fires energy blast)
Frieza: Cooler, get down! Eruf! (Tosses energyblast)
Cooler: (teleports, Ki blast hits Raditz)
Turles: Oh yeah? (Teleports, Kicks Frieza to face, Attacks with rapid punches and kicks, pulls back, fires heavy energy attack)
Nappa: DIIIE! (Charges King Cold, Slams into Cold, Cold pick Nappa up, throws Napp at King Vegeta: OOF! (Falls down) Nappa you oaf, get off of me! (tosses Nappa off) Galic Gun! (Charges energy fires huge Galic Gun off, Galic Gun grinds through ground, smashes into Fireza and other Changlings, explosion) Can you do better than that?
Nappa: Now, Bomber DX! (Chucks electric Energy bomb at Colds, causes reaction and explosion) And that is that.
Cooler and Frieza: Death Rays! (Purple death rays fire off out of the dust, blast into Saiyans)
King Vegeta: GET OVER HERE! (Raditz, Nappa, Turles all go to King Vegeta)
Frieza: Cold Family, Attack them now!
Colds: War Of Death! (Charges energy, jump up, throw hands forward and fire bluish purple energy blast)
King Vegeta: Saiyans, ATTACK!
All Saiyans: Galactic Raveolution! (All four form Diamond, power up, use riroyku field, fire off beams of dark red energy burst)
All: HAAAAA! (Energies collide, static energy discharges, energies explode, vortex explodes, vortex spins, Colds and Saiyans jump back at explosion, vortex dissipates, black hole in ground opens up)
Nappa: What the Hell is that?
Cooler: Looks like a dimensional rift opened up from the shere force of our attacks. It’s incredible.
Raditz: I wonder where it leads.
Turles: (looks down hole) Hmm, it looks like a small, energy rich, blue planet. It seems so pure, and so clean, and ripe for the picking.
King Vegeta: Looks like the perfect place to start the new Saiyan Empire.
King Cold: You dense Saiyan! Are you a friggin idiot?
Frieza: Father, did you just say “friggin”?
King Cold: And so what if I did?
Nappa: Nice talking to yaz losers but I gotta go! (Jumps down rift, floats around) Aw d*mn! What’s happening? (Nappa streches out) AUGHT! (Nappa streaches out even farther, fades in, vanishes)
Raditz: What the Hell happened to Nappa?
Turles: Go find out. (Pushes Raditz rift) Tell me if you live, HAHAHAHA!
Raditz: You bastard! (Static engulfs Raditz, golden aura surrounds Raditz, Muscles pump, Raidtz streches out, giant flash, Raditz vanishes)
Raditz: Hmmm, (Looks around) it’s Kakarot’s planet.
Nappa: Kakarot huh? You mean your loser little brother?
Raditz: Yeah, the one that kicked your ass with one hand.
Nappa: Whatever. Let’s just get to work. (Looks up) Hey King Vegeta! Cmon down, this planets filled with weaklings ripe for the picking!
King Vegeta: Ha, ha, ha.