Post by Majunks on Mar 14, 2005 9:33:25 GMT -5
Now, a two parter. I'm telling you who's more of a coward: Kuririn or Kuwabara! Read or die (Pun on anime)
Act 9
Krillin: Hiei beat Tien? That’s not good, I’m gonna die!
Yamcha: Don’t worry, I think this next guy is a human like us.
Goku: But if they beat Chaotzu and Tien that mens we’re doomed!
Yamcha: Give Krillin some credit Goku, it’s only up to him to keep us in the game.
Launch: Yeah little guy, if you don’t win the worst thing that could happen is him stabbing you to death or blowing you up or something.
Krillin: You guys aren’t making me feel anybetter!
Roshi: Listen Krillin, if worse comes to worse you just use the Kamehameha wave: There’s almost no way for them to deflect that.
Goku: Good luck Krillin.
Krillin: (Gulps) Uh right.
Kuwabara: So if I win this fight, we can go home?
Yusuke: Yeah, although I wish I could fight Goku, he looked pretty tough.
Kuwabara: How come we got stuck with the Munchkins?
Kurama: Believe it or not, they have the most spirit energy out of all of them. Even more than the old man does.
Hiei: So you got stuck with the second in command.
Kuwabara: Aw d*mn! I gotta kill the second strongest member of their team?
Kurama: Basically.
Kuwabara: This is like Dark Tournament all over again! (Does anime tear stream)
Rinku: Get over it Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: (Fl*ps off Rinku) Get over that bastard!
Rinku: Don’t be an ass!|
Kuwabara: Make me jerk!
Both: Grr! (Glare at each other).
Juri: Uh, could Kuwabara please report to the arena?
Kuwabara: Oh, right sorry Juri! (Runs to arena)
World Announcer: Okay! It’s the usual Third placer in all the usual Tenkaichi Budokai Tournaments Krillin! The onl;y people he’s ever lost to are Jackie Chun and last years runner up Son Goku! Krillin is quite the formidable opponent dispite his small size!
Juri: And over here is Kuwabara! He’s one of the few to fight the Turguro Bros and live and one of the fewer to actually beat one in battle! He wasn’t the biggest contender in the Dark Tournament but it’s rumored that he defeated Byoko the White Tiger of the Four Saint Beasts too. Quite the warrior. This should be an interesting bout!
World Announcer: Okay Kurrin, where do you want to go?
Kuwabara: (Thinking: I thought his name was Krillin-san)
Krillin: I choose the… Red Ribbon army base!
World Announcer: As it shall be done, set the teleporter to the RR army base!
Juri: Okay, good luck to you boys.
Kuwabara: Thanks Juri.
Juri: I can help you win, just get me a date with Yoko. (points to Kurama)
Kuwabara: I’ll see what I can do… (Steps into Teleporter, as does Krillin)
Krillin: (In teleporter)Listen, you can back out if you want, our worlds won’t care.
Kuwabara: Sorry bud, I got a girlfriend to go home to so I can’t afford to lose to you. Sorry little dude but I gotta finish you.
Krillin: I was afraid you would say that… (Thinking: d*mn it all! How can I beat this guy?
Wolrd announcer: Kurrin-sama vs. Kazuma Kuwabara! Are you ready?
Kuwabara: Okay, I’m gonna make you shorter than Rinku baldy!
Krillin: Don’t make fun of me because I wax!
World announcer: Get ready, FFFFFFFF-FIGHT!
Krillin: KAAA! (Jumps at Kuwabara, Kuwabara kicks at Krillin, Krillin uses after image, Kuwabara swings at after image, Krillin comes behind Kuwabara, double kicks kuwabara, Kuwabara falls, Krillin charges Kuwabara, Kuwabara rolls, Krillin drop kicks Kuwabara, Kuwabara grabs Krillin’s leg Chucks Krillin into Hanger, Krillin flies into RR Plane, Plane explodes, Krillin gets up, Kuwabara chases Krillin, Krillin Teleports, Kuwabara jumps up, Krillin flys down, hits Kuwabara, Kuwabara falls down, Krillin meets Kuwabara, Krillin punches hard, Kuwabara lands, Charges Krillin, Krillin teleports, Kuwabara looks up, Krillin uses double hand smash from above, Kuwabara’s eyes bulge, Kuwabara Picks up Krillin, chucks Krillin into another hanger, Krillin falls back, Kuwabara chases after Krillin, Kuwabara punches Krillin in gut, Krillin spits up blood, Krillin screams, Kuwabara hits Krillin again, Krillin screams, Kuwabara attacks again, throws Krillin into wall, Krillin charges Kuwabara, uses after image, teleports, rapid punches kuwabara, Kuwabara gets sliced on cheek, Hits Kuwabara again, Kuwabara chokes on blood, both jump back)
Kuwabara: You’re one hell of fighter kid!
Krillin: You ain’t that bad yourself, Kazuma!
Kuwabara: I guess I gotta take it up a notch, if I wanna beat you. Kiya! Spirit Kick! (Jumps high into air, shoe charges blue, stomps on Krillin, Krillin Disappears, Teleports behind Kuwabara, Kicks Kuwabara, Teleports again, hits Kuwabara, teleports all around with after image, all images attack at once, Kuwabara falls to ground)
Kuwabara: Shoot, you’re way stonger than I thought.
Krillin: You focus to much on physical strength rather than all stats. That’s why you lost. So long. (Turns and walks away, continues to walk, hears Kuwabara grunt) What?
Kuwabara: No, I have to fight, I have to save Yukina, I have to WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! (Gets giant Blue spirit aura around him) SPIRIT SWORD DOUBLE! (Powers up double spirit sword)
Krillin: Oh NOOOOOO! (Gets freaked) KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAA! (Fires huge
Kamehameha wave, hones in on Kuwabara, kuwabara swings both swords, blast flies up, vaporizes support beam, blasts hole through ceiling, after effect of Krillins blast spread out, cuts base hanger in half)
Act 9
Krillin: Hiei beat Tien? That’s not good, I’m gonna die!
Yamcha: Don’t worry, I think this next guy is a human like us.
Goku: But if they beat Chaotzu and Tien that mens we’re doomed!
Yamcha: Give Krillin some credit Goku, it’s only up to him to keep us in the game.
Launch: Yeah little guy, if you don’t win the worst thing that could happen is him stabbing you to death or blowing you up or something.
Krillin: You guys aren’t making me feel anybetter!
Roshi: Listen Krillin, if worse comes to worse you just use the Kamehameha wave: There’s almost no way for them to deflect that.
Goku: Good luck Krillin.
Krillin: (Gulps) Uh right.
Kuwabara: So if I win this fight, we can go home?
Yusuke: Yeah, although I wish I could fight Goku, he looked pretty tough.
Kuwabara: How come we got stuck with the Munchkins?
Kurama: Believe it or not, they have the most spirit energy out of all of them. Even more than the old man does.
Hiei: So you got stuck with the second in command.
Kuwabara: Aw d*mn! I gotta kill the second strongest member of their team?
Kurama: Basically.
Kuwabara: This is like Dark Tournament all over again! (Does anime tear stream)
Rinku: Get over it Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: (Fl*ps off Rinku) Get over that bastard!
Rinku: Don’t be an ass!|
Kuwabara: Make me jerk!
Both: Grr! (Glare at each other).
Juri: Uh, could Kuwabara please report to the arena?
Kuwabara: Oh, right sorry Juri! (Runs to arena)
World Announcer: Okay! It’s the usual Third placer in all the usual Tenkaichi Budokai Tournaments Krillin! The onl;y people he’s ever lost to are Jackie Chun and last years runner up Son Goku! Krillin is quite the formidable opponent dispite his small size!
Juri: And over here is Kuwabara! He’s one of the few to fight the Turguro Bros and live and one of the fewer to actually beat one in battle! He wasn’t the biggest contender in the Dark Tournament but it’s rumored that he defeated Byoko the White Tiger of the Four Saint Beasts too. Quite the warrior. This should be an interesting bout!
World Announcer: Okay Kurrin, where do you want to go?
Kuwabara: (Thinking: I thought his name was Krillin-san)
Krillin: I choose the… Red Ribbon army base!
World Announcer: As it shall be done, set the teleporter to the RR army base!
Juri: Okay, good luck to you boys.
Kuwabara: Thanks Juri.
Juri: I can help you win, just get me a date with Yoko. (points to Kurama)
Kuwabara: I’ll see what I can do… (Steps into Teleporter, as does Krillin)
Krillin: (In teleporter)Listen, you can back out if you want, our worlds won’t care.
Kuwabara: Sorry bud, I got a girlfriend to go home to so I can’t afford to lose to you. Sorry little dude but I gotta finish you.
Krillin: I was afraid you would say that… (Thinking: d*mn it all! How can I beat this guy?
Wolrd announcer: Kurrin-sama vs. Kazuma Kuwabara! Are you ready?
Kuwabara: Okay, I’m gonna make you shorter than Rinku baldy!
Krillin: Don’t make fun of me because I wax!
World announcer: Get ready, FFFFFFFF-FIGHT!
Krillin: KAAA! (Jumps at Kuwabara, Kuwabara kicks at Krillin, Krillin uses after image, Kuwabara swings at after image, Krillin comes behind Kuwabara, double kicks kuwabara, Kuwabara falls, Krillin charges Kuwabara, Kuwabara rolls, Krillin drop kicks Kuwabara, Kuwabara grabs Krillin’s leg Chucks Krillin into Hanger, Krillin flies into RR Plane, Plane explodes, Krillin gets up, Kuwabara chases Krillin, Krillin Teleports, Kuwabara jumps up, Krillin flys down, hits Kuwabara, Kuwabara falls down, Krillin meets Kuwabara, Krillin punches hard, Kuwabara lands, Charges Krillin, Krillin teleports, Kuwabara looks up, Krillin uses double hand smash from above, Kuwabara’s eyes bulge, Kuwabara Picks up Krillin, chucks Krillin into another hanger, Krillin falls back, Kuwabara chases after Krillin, Kuwabara punches Krillin in gut, Krillin spits up blood, Krillin screams, Kuwabara hits Krillin again, Krillin screams, Kuwabara attacks again, throws Krillin into wall, Krillin charges Kuwabara, uses after image, teleports, rapid punches kuwabara, Kuwabara gets sliced on cheek, Hits Kuwabara again, Kuwabara chokes on blood, both jump back)
Kuwabara: You’re one hell of fighter kid!
Krillin: You ain’t that bad yourself, Kazuma!
Kuwabara: I guess I gotta take it up a notch, if I wanna beat you. Kiya! Spirit Kick! (Jumps high into air, shoe charges blue, stomps on Krillin, Krillin Disappears, Teleports behind Kuwabara, Kicks Kuwabara, Teleports again, hits Kuwabara, teleports all around with after image, all images attack at once, Kuwabara falls to ground)
Kuwabara: Shoot, you’re way stonger than I thought.
Krillin: You focus to much on physical strength rather than all stats. That’s why you lost. So long. (Turns and walks away, continues to walk, hears Kuwabara grunt) What?
Kuwabara: No, I have to fight, I have to save Yukina, I have to WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! (Gets giant Blue spirit aura around him) SPIRIT SWORD DOUBLE! (Powers up double spirit sword)
Krillin: Oh NOOOOOO! (Gets freaked) KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAA! (Fires huge
Kamehameha wave, hones in on Kuwabara, kuwabara swings both swords, blast flies up, vaporizes support beam, blasts hole through ceiling, after effect of Krillins blast spread out, cuts base hanger in half)