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14 Days Of Hell: Part Four The next day the Z Warriors were all woken up bright and early. They were all in the kitchen, which by now had been refilled after Goku, Gohan and Videl ate everything, as The Announcer walked in.
“So, how did you all sleep last night?” He asked with a grin.
“Terribly.” Vegeta growled. “The fool I’m sharing a room with snored so loud I thought someone blew up the house…and I stayed up the entire night celebrating.”
“Well, then I guess waking up at 5 in the morning wasn’t what you had planned then.”
“Just shut up and tells us what we have to do before I tear out your colon.”
The Announcer paled. “Okay…well…for today’s challenge you will be divided into 2 teams of 6 and make breakfast. Your meal will be judged at noon by the world famous celebrity chef…Elzar!”
Radditz’ eyes widened. “THE Elzar!? Oh my god, oh my god! I love Elzar! His show is the only show worth watching at 12:30pm!”
“12:30pm? Is’nt that when you should be in class?” Gohan asked.
“I never miss Elzar’s show!” Radditz replied. “Never!”
Goten sighed. “I saw his show once when I was sick. It was terrible. All he did was stand around and cook. Where’s the action?”
Radditz gasped. “How dare you say anything bad about Elzar!”
“What it’s true.” Trunks said. “I’d rather watch GT-BC than watch Elzar’s show.”
“You both know nothing about good TV!” Radditz spat. “All you two do is watch your stupid animes, and wrestling shows…and your stupid Music channels, which by the way, don’t have enough good music and have too many stupid shows on them.”
“Will you all shut up!” Vegeta screamed.
The Announcer cleared his throat and pointed at Goku. “Team 1 will be Goku, Gohan, Goten, Radditz, Videl and Paris. The 2nd team will be Vegeta, Trunks, Nappa, Brolly, Turles and Z. Now remember, you have to make the best meal you can in 7 hours now lets get cooking!”
As The Announcer lead Team 2 to the other kitchen in the house Gohan scratched his head. “Is 7 hours really necessary?”
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Outside in the production truck the network executives arrived to observe the days escapades.
“Brining in Elzar was a brilliant idea sir.” One of the producers said to one of the executives. “As soon as his name was mentioned the ratings went up again! We’re just a few houses away from breaking a ratings record!”
The executive grinned. “Excellent. Who would have thought exploiting a bunch of weirdos would make this much money. It’s only the 2nd day and already the site we made for the shows had over 100, 000, 000 visitors.”
“Wow, people sure have a lot of free time on their hands.” Another executive said as a limo entered the driveway.
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Upstairs Vegeta’s team had just entered the kitchen. Unlike the downstairs kitchen which looked like the kitchen you’d find in any typical household this kitchen looked like the kind you’d find in the back of a fancy resturaunt. It had what appeared to be the most advanced cooking supplies, mulitple ovens and fridges full of the finest foods.
“Wow, this kitchen kicks the crap out of the one downstairs.” Turles said.
Vegeta nodded and smirked. “This is perfect. Not as good as the one I cooked in on Vegeta-sei as a child but good nonetheless.”
Z held in laughter as he pictured a young Vegeta baking his mommy a cake. “Y-y-you cooked as a child?”
Vegeta nodded. “Every royal Saiyan is not only trained how to fight, they are also given lessons in various other fields. Cooking is one of them.”
Nappa nodded. “It’s true. I lost my hair when I tried some of the food Vegeta was cooking one time.”
“If you’re so good at cooking then why do you never cook dinner at home dad?” Trunks asked his father as Vegeta grabbed one of the cook books.
“Because son, your mother thinks my cooking skills aren’t as good as hers. Little does she know I cook even better than Kakarot’s loud mouthed mate.”
“Wow really?”
Vegeta nodded. “Yes, now grab me some eggs.”
Trunks walked over to the fridge and took a look at the eggs.
“The white ones or the brown ones?”
“Just grab me some eggs!” Vegeta screamed.
“Alright, alright, man.” Trunks said. “I was just asking a simple question.”
Turles gasped me. “That reminds me! I missed the Simple Life last night!”
Nappa rolled his eyes. “You could have just programmed your VCR. It’s pretty simple if you read the directions.”
“It’d be even more simple if you just didn’t watch crappy TV shows.” Z told him.
Brolly shrugged. “Ka ka rott akaka simple rottaka.”
Vegeta growled. “If only killing you idiots was as simple as being annoyed by you. Now one of you preheat the oven.”
Nappa nodded and walked over to the oven. He turned the knob and backed up. “Hey, that was pretty easy.” As he headed towards the others the oven suddenly fell apart and Vegeta began wondering what the hell he was doing there. “Wow…guess I don’t know my own strength eh?”
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Downstairs Goku’s team was still deciding what they should make.
“How about a cake?” Paris asked. “I’m sure he’d like that.”
Radditz shook his head. “Nope. Elzar says making cakes is something only kissasses do.”
“How about this, it looks dignified?” Gohan asked pointing at a picture in the cookbook.
Radditz once again shook his head. “Nope. Elzar says Turkey is only for holidays.”
“Well then what are we gonna make?” Goten asked. “Is there anything he’ll like?”
Radditz took the cookbook, looked through it for a few minutes and nodded. “This’ll be perfect.”
Goku looked at it and nodded. “Hmmmmm, looks tasty.”
Videl took a look at it and shook her head. “Looks pretty hard. Are you sure we can make this?”
“Of course we can.” Radditz said. “You’re looking at a guy whose watched all ten seasons of Elzar’s show on DVD. In a row. Three times. Since February.”
“You really like that Elzar guy don’t you?”
“He’s my idol!”
“Since when?”
“Since this morning when I heard I was going to meet him…now grab me a bowl…”
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Upstairs Vegeta’s team was waiting for it’s meal to be cooked. As Vegeta sat in one of the corners, sleeping until the timer went off, Z, Brolly, Turles, Nappa and Trunks were sitting in a circle in the centre of the room.
“Truth or dare?” Z asked Trunks.
Trunks thought for a few moments and smirked. “Dare.”
A sly grin spread across Z’s faces as he looked towards Vegeta. “I dare you to take this pencil and jam it in his ear.”
Trunks nodded and took the pencil out of Z’s hand. “Okay…”
The young Saiyan began silently walking towards Vegeta as the others watched from a distance.
“Think he’s really gonna do it?” Nappa asked.
“Ka.”
“Yeah. Me too Brolly.” Turles said. “He’s one brave kid.”