Majunks
Super Saiyan 2
Shut up or I Turn you into CHOCOLATE!
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Post by Majunks on Apr 8, 2005 9:33:51 GMT -5
What was wrong with Insense candles?... Oh no, I lost my cloud!
Hahaha! Everyone keeps calling Goten and Trunks gay! That's hilarious. I have to keep remembering they're little kids so i don't think that. But seriously this is funny, I can't help laughing my ass off! You and Syxx have to write a comedy together, there is no way anyone can get out without dying of laughter!
Side note: Goku and Krillin didn't use the free condums? They wasted that money for nothing. It's also funny that Goten and Trunks are better at relationships than Goku and Krillin.
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Post by Little Syxx on Apr 8, 2005 9:55:57 GMT -5
We've thought about teaming up in the past but I'm not sure if we really could.  Our styles of comedy can be pretty different at times. |
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Post by gokuromario on Apr 8, 2005 13:14:14 GMT -5
yeah, he can think things up right on the spot that seem to be a lot different to what i can, his jokes are kind of one lined things and i hate that i cant do that.
its like this one parody i read from syxx where they said "how bout a bread maker" i cant write stuff like that for some reason.
do you like the whole Mart O Mart name, i like my different names for the famous toons in my day at the parade sketch.
i wanted to make it look like people thought goten and trunks were gay, also i didnt explain this but this is set when there both teenagers.
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Post by gokuromario on Apr 9, 2005 2:52:26 GMT -5
Never call us pathetic
(goku and vegeta are in the park, its a boring day)
Goku-(sighs) “I’m bored, it’s not been the same without old pig face”
Vegeta-“tell me about it, I miss fighting so much that even one time I had an argument with my left shoe”
Goku-“what happened?”
Vegeta-“I told him to cough up the pebble inside or I’d go in their myself, eventually we settled on a trade, I shook him upside down an…..OH WHY AM I TALKING LIKE THIS” (shakes his head) “boredom thoughts, boredom thoughts, get out of my head”
(suddenly vegeta’s cell begins to ring, he answers it)
Vegeta-“hello”
Satan-“vegeta, it’s Hercule, I need you to head down to………”
Vegeta-(looking at the phone) “how the heck did you get my number?”
Satan-“no time for that, I need you and whoever your with to get down to Satan City right now, there’s something disturbing everyone and I don’t know what”
Vegeta-“well why don’t you do it yourself”
Satan-(whining down the phone) “oh but my stomach, it hurts so badly, you honestly expect me to go down and fight in this condition, you must be nuts”
Vegeta-“well just be glad you caught me in a bored mood or else I would have pummelled you for calling me” (he turns off his phone) “were in luck Kakarot, there’s evil afoot”
Goku-“what’s an evil foot”
Vegeta-“not evil foot, evil afoot, it’s an expression, oh forget it there’s a bad guy alright”
Goku-(jumping up) “hooray”
(They head off, they finally get to Satan City and find an unknown clothes shop completely engulfed in black smoke, people are running about, they float down and prepare themselves for the worst)
Vegeta-(looking around) “be on your guard Kakarot” (goku nods) “this evil can come in all shapes and sizes, and we haven’t seen much in ages so you might wanna prepare yourself for something horrible” (he suddenly notices something and stares blankly)
Goku-“what” (he looks over, they see a small green and black dog, break dancing in the middle of the street, creating it’s own sound affects) “what the heck is that”
Vegeta-“I’m not sure” (shakes his head)
Goku-“think it could be the thing Hercule was talking about”
Vegeta-“well if it is we should probably be on our guard, something that small creating something that big is something to definitely be afraid of”
Goku-“yeah, never underestimate your enemies, especially if there pink” (the little green dog suddenly stops dancing and notices them, they prepare themselves for an attack, the dog stares at them for god knows how long, goku is becoming weary) “um, is he gonna do anything” (the dog springs to it’s feet and walks over to them, they prepare for it, the dog begins to speak)
Gir-“YAY” (jumps up with joy, begins to spring on his feet) “it’s goku and vegeta, IT’S GOKU AND VEGETA” (he starts singing there names in a kind of dance funk tune and dances along to it, spins around his head on the ground, vegeta and goku look on in wonderment, the dog gets up and hugs vegeta’s leg, vegeta tries to shake him off) “ooh I LUV you guys, you guys are the coolest”
Vegeta-(shaking) “GET THIS THING OFF OF ME”
Gir-(still on vegeta’s leg) “I saw you guys on TV at the big martial arts festival” (he jumps off his leg) “you guys were AWESOME, you were all like” (starts doing imitations) “ZAP, BOOM, POW, those other guys were like, OH PLEASE SPARE ME, PLEASE, and you were all like, HAHAHAHA, you guys are pathetic, how do you ever wish to stand up to my power”
Goku-(staring) “dude, it’s a talking dog, it’s so freaky”
Vegeta-“isn’t the king of the world a terrier”
Goku-(to vegeta) “what’s a terrier”
Vegeta-“oh forget it”
Goku-(to vegeta) “wait, we have a king”
Gir-(jumping up and down) “oh, will you sign my head, sign my back” (turns around and points) “sign my BUUUUUTTTTT”
Goku-(to vegeta) “I don’t think this thing is what were here for”
Vegeta-“gee, what gave you that impression”
Gir-(smiling at them) “although this suit is dry clean only, so it’s probably best if you sign my insides”
Goku-“insides” (Gir pulls down his zip and takes off his costume, goku jumps into vegeta’s arms) “WAAH ITS A ROBOT”
Vegeta-(dropping him) “moron” (to Gir) “alright, you…….thing, tell us, how did a little tin can like you cause such a big mess”
Gir-“mess” (thinks) “oh, thaaaat mess, that wasn’t me, it was my master, his name is Zim, he’s green like that majunior guy, majunior is awesome, but not as awesome as you”
Goku-“we’d like to have a few words with your master”
Gir-“I’ll go get him for you” (he turns around, walks a few paces and calls out his name) “ZZZZZIIIIIIIIMMMMMM, some dudes wanna talk to you, ZZZZZIIIIIMMMMM” (nothing happens, Gir looks glum) “why doesn’t he love me” (cries) “WHY DOESN’T HE GIVE MY LOVE A CHANCE” (his head lid opens, a toaster pops out, something pops out of it) “ooh my waffles are done”
(he pulls it out and starts chewing on it, goku and vegeta look confused, suddenly something breaks through the door, it’s Zim, and he has someone with him, more humans are running away and he’s just standing there on his spider legs drinking a soda and eating a bagel)
Zim-(blasting a few people) “run puny earth monkey” (takes a bite of his bagel) “RUNFPPH, MWAHAHAHAHA, YOU” (points to his prisoner one leg) “pathetic slave human”
Johnen-“yes” (he doesn’t give Zim any notice)
Zim-(brings out a t-shirt from his back) “does this shirt come in super small”
Johnen-(raising an eyebrow) “why do you keep asking me these things, I just draw you, I have nothing to do with clothes”
Zim-“silly earth human, you shall be punished for your defiance, PUNISHED” (raises a fist, then thinks to himself) “just as soon as I finish my bagel” (takes a bite) “mm I love these things” (he notices goku and vegeta standing with Gir) “Gir, why are you out of costume, what have I told you before, I guess I’ll just have to remove your spleen or something”
Gir-(smiling) “YAY, I like spleens”
Zim-(sees goku and vegeta) “who are these non runners who are...............not running”
Gir-“there Mr Goku, and Mr Vegeta, they’ve come here to kick your butt, isn’t that awesome”
Zim-(taking it as a joke) “BWAHAHAHAHA” (fires a rocket at them, Gir is caught by the blast and flies into the air) “do not mock the powers of the mighty, I am ZZZZZIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMM, Erkin invader supreme, and nothing will stand in my way of conquering this pathetic...........planet” (the dust settles and the two are still there)
Goku-(looking up to the sky) “wow, the smoldering fumes really make the sky look blue today”
Vegeta-“supreme huh, I wouldn’t even give you the pleasure of being scrubbed off my boot”
Zim-(staring, he becomes angered) “so you survived my first wave, BUT JUST BARELY, IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO DIE NOW, DIE I SAY” (he fires more at them, goku just flicks them away with single pings, they hit oncoming traffic)
Vegeta-“oops”
Zim-(thinking) “hmm, these humans are tougher than I thought, I guess I should bring out, MY ULTRA SUPER STICKY THINGY” (to Johnen) “you, draw me an ultra super sticky thingy”
Johnen-(ignorant) “this sucks, can I go home now, and what part of my 37 other no’s didn’t you understand first”
Zim-(angry) “shut up and draw me an ultra super sticky thing”
Johnen-“gee, I would but I wouldn’t know what concept to base it on, anime, manga, goth art or nickelodeon”
Zim-“oh forget it” (he tosses Johnen away and walks towards goku and vegeta) “I’m going to have to do this my way”
Vegeta-(his cell phone starts to ring, he tosses it to Gir) “you answer it” (Gir catches it)
Gir-(answering) “vegeta can’t come to the phone right now, he’s too busy kicking booty, please leave a message……after the tone, DDDOOOOOOOOOOOO” (he continues like this for a little while)
Zim-(getting into between the two) “EAT THIS PATHETIC HUMAN” (he thrusts one of his spider legs at goku, he catches it, goku takes a bite out of the leg and it seems to shut down from that side)
Goku-(chewing) “hmm, not bad, crunchy yet with a hint copper” (he lets Zim have his leg back)
Zim-“what kind of earthlings are these” (from behind vegeta walks up and taps him with a finger sending a small energy blast into his back pack, Zim looks behind him and all his spider legs seem to blow up one by one, he thuds to the ground)
Vegeta-“that was easy”
Zim-(gets to his feat in fear, he runs over to the now half blown up store) “don’t make me use this, I warn you” (his finger is dangling over a button, goku and vegeta stand there calm) “fine” (he presses a button, a small orange ball seems to form around him, encasing him in it’s glow) “MWAHAHAHA, as you can see stupid earth being, I have encased myself in a protective ball of pure energy, nothing can penetrate it, and nothing may leave it till 40 hours after activation, SO JUST TRY TO BLAST YOUR WAY IN, I DARE YOU”
(Goku walks up to Zim, he kicks the ball with the tip of his foot and it goes flying into the shop wall, it bounces back to goku and he catches it)
Goku-(pressing down on it) “hey it’s squidgy, and it’s got a good bounce” (turns to vegeta and raises it above his head)
Zim-“what are you doing, put me down”
Goku-“vegeta catch” (he bounces it off the ground, vegeta catches it from the other end)
Vegeta-(smiling) “go long Kakarot” (goku runs and vegeta tosses the ball over to him, Zim screams in horror, goku catches it and throws it back, they throw the ball to each other repeatedly then goku bounces it through his legs like a basket ball)
Zim-“OW” (bounce) “OW” (bounce) “OWHOWHOWWOW” (goku and vegeta locked in a little one on one game of basketball)
Vegeta-“wow my boredom has been completely eradicated”
Goku-“I know”
Zim-(begging them) “no stop, OW, please, OW, let me, OW, OUT, OW, GIR, OUCH, HELP ME GIR, OUCH, HEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP”
Gir-(from the other end of the street, still holding the phone) “OOOOOOOOO, please keep holding, your call is important to us, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
THE END
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Post by gokuromario on Apr 10, 2005 3:53:06 GMT -5
alright everyone this is the last parody.
i hope you enjoy it because it's been a pleasure writing these things for you.
now please reply to this if you enjoy it and if you dont do it anyway oh and little syxx there right we should do something together someday.
FINAL PARODY
Flying Without Wings
(Goku, Krillen, Gohan, Vegeta and Future trunks all gather round in what looks like to be the set of the flying without wings song and is, the music begins)
Gohan-“everybody’s looking for the dragon
More times than we would like to think
It grants so many different wishes
It’s powers starting to just shrink”
Krillen-“Some people say that lives a treasure
Some call it world of misery
But who can deny it when we say
You’ll get blown up anyway, by a guy from outer space”
Goku-“What would you do with so many wishes
Everything your heart desires
You can bring back loved ones in an instant
But would you like to see them dead, and decayed
I wouldn’t like that very much it’s something that would HORRIFY ME”
Vegeta-“To see you run just like the wind
When you see your dead friend that would be just so funny”
All-“WHAT’S IMPOSSIBLE”
Vegeta-“WHEN YOU HAVE DREAMS”
All-“YOU’VE GOT TO FIGHT, FOR EVERY DREAM, CAUSE WHO’S TO KNOW, WHICH ONE YOU LET GO, AND WHICH ONE YOU’LL JUST REGRET”
Vegeta-“Well for me it’s looking positive
I don’t wishes to enjoy life
I see the world as a burden
And I’ve got many sleepless nights, wife my wife”
All-“So think about the next time you feel lonely
Think how one wish could CHANGE YOUR LIFE”
Gohan-“IT’S LIKE FLYING WITHOUT WINGS”
Krillen-“such special dreams”
All-“LIKE FLYING WITHOUT WINGS”
Goku-“and when you realize what to do”
Vegeta-“I hope it goes well for you”
All-“YOU’LL BE FLYING WITHOUT WINGS
Gohan-“This is the start of something new”
Krillen-“it might not go good for you”
Vegeta-“cause your flying without wings”
THE END
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Post by Little Syxx on Apr 10, 2005 6:07:44 GMT -5
now please reply to this if you enjoy it and if you dont do it anyway oh and little syxx there right we should do something together someday. First off I liked the parody. Second of all I did think of someway we might be able to pull of writing a story together. I'll PM it to you later. |
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Post by gokuromario on Apr 10, 2005 11:43:04 GMT -5
kool, we probably should do it, because everyones wanting the funny guys to come together and write something great.
so lets do it
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Majunks
Super Saiyan 2
Shut up or I Turn you into CHOCOLATE!
Posts: 579
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Post by Majunks on Apr 13, 2005 8:37:28 GMT -5
Alright, good luck dudes! Make it funny or I Hit You With A Semi! (Shouldn't have to come to that though)
Okay, that makes me feel better. If they were still little kids that would be a bit to wrong.
Why was Trunks there when he didin't say anything?
No matter, the parody marathon was great, hope the next one comes out just as well.
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Post by gokuromario on Apr 13, 2005 16:56:03 GMT -5
crap i didnt mention trunks did i
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Post by Anime-Forever on Apr 13, 2005 18:24:36 GMT -5
you know i'm never quite sure if what i'm writing are parodies or not, i mean what is a parody really, its just a joke situation of what there normal lives should be am i right.[/quote]
a parody is where you make fun of another story. but i have to adimit these are exellent stories they're so funny I wish I could write like you.
p.s. umm... don't you get in trouble for posting that many times?
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Post by gokuromario on Apr 13, 2005 18:35:47 GMT -5
well on this board they dont really seem to care because of the amount of long stories we have.
by the way, a parody is either a joke situation, a cross over of two shows or even a time when you make a complete fool out of the show, like what i did with batman and robin one time.
by the way, thanks for the compliment, i hope to see you reading some of little syxx's stories as well, there pretty good too.
my writing style isnt exactly what i'd call world class but i know how to make a good joke when i want to.
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Our styles of comedy can be pretty different at times.
