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Post by Rider4Z on Jan 28, 2005 12:49:01 GMT -5
LOL XP
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Post by gokuromario on Jan 28, 2005 13:33:34 GMT -5
Freiza's chorus line
(music begins to play and freiza begins his own version of the bad touch)
Freiza-"hell baby hell baby this is a kind of place that only bad guys and their B******* would just willfully fall from grace so grab your gun and your sniper and i'll bet you'll go nuts yes i'm freiza and i'm eager for you to shoot this place right up i've had enough of saijan mouth they think their rough their out of bounds i want them smothered, want them covered like a cat about to drown can i get them with tipex injected into their pex and have them stuffed with pure twine you are inclined to make me fight an hourly early cause its saijan ass kick time SING IT NOW
chorus-"goku and vegeta are nothing but mammals so i will do them in like they do on the discovery channel, do it now i will kick their asses till its earl in the morning so goku and vegeta this is your final warning GETTING ROUGH NOW dah dah, do do dah dah dah dah dah dah dah, do, do, dah dah dah dah dah DALA do, do, dah dah dah dah dah DON, DON, DON
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Post by Marccio on Jan 28, 2005 14:38:01 GMT -5
Dude! that rules! ;D
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Post by gokuromario on Jan 28, 2005 17:02:54 GMT -5
thanks.
wow we had the same post count for a second there
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Post by Little Syxx on Jan 29, 2005 14:29:27 GMT -5
Eh, can't think of anything new to post but I figured I'd once again dig up one of my old (but that not old when I think about it) parodies. This particular one was the debut of one of my 20 made up characters and saw the birth of one of my most popular running jokes ;):p
Why Saiyans And Schools Don't Mix *Goten and Trunks (at 12 and 13 years of age) are walking down the halls of Golden Ball public school, skipping an assembly on martial arts because, well, Hercule's hosting it and why listen to a martial arts lecture from a guy you could beat just by slightly nudging? The two quickly walk into one of the bathrooms so none of the teacher's on duty would catch them.*
Trunks:Man, I can't beleive they're still getting that guy to do public appearences. He's losing so much hair he's just a dye job away from looking like Bozo the Clown. Goten:Yeah I know!
*Trunks covers Goten's mouth.*
Trunks:Not so loud! Do you want to get a detention?
*Goten's eyes widen.*
Goten(muffled by Trunks' hand):No! My mom would kill me! Trunks:Then be quieter!
*Goten nods as Trunks moves his hand.*
Goten:How's this. Trunks:Much better. Now if you'd excuse me I'm going to wash your spit off'a my hands.
*Trunks heads over to the sink as the crowd cheers.*
Goten:Sounds like Mr Satan's on the stage. Trunks:*sighs* Let's not talk about Mr Satan. Goten:Okay, ummmmmm, wanna come to my house tonight? Trunks:Nahhhhh. I have a date with Paris tonight. Goten:What!? Trunks:Goten! Shut up!
*A knock is heard on the door.*
Mr Grayson:Who the hell is in there?
*He opens the door to see Trunks trying to jam Goten's face into a urinal.*
Mr Grayson:What the hell are you two doing!? Trunks:Oh, hey Mr Grayson, what's up? Goten:*spits out water* Hello. Mr Grayson:You two are coming with me, we're gonna explain this to the principal. Trunks:See Goten! I told ya to shut up! Goten:Well you're trying to steal my girl! Trunks:You have'nt said a word to her in like two weeks! Goten:I'm looking for the right opening to ask her out!
*The two continue to argue as Mr Grayson carries them to the principals.*
Trunks:You wanna go Son!? Goten:Bring it Briefs!
*The two turn Super Saiyan sending Mr Grayson flying through a nearby wall. They start to exchange punches but Goten stops suddenly and throws a ki blast which Trunks deflects right into the school trophy case. Trunks throws a ki blast in return but Goten dodges it and it goes right through another wall hitting the schools gas tank causing a huge explosion. Everybody in the gym runs as a portion of the school collapses and the two return to normal.*
Trunks:Oh poop. Goten:Scatter!
*The principal comes out and grabs Goten and Trunks before they can get away and tosses them into his office.*
Principal Torikia:What do you two think you're doing!? Don't you know not to play with fire!? Did'nt scruffy the safety dog teach you anything!? Trunks:...no... Principal Torikia:And to think you're on the honor role! Only a complete moron would light balls on fire and throw them at eachother. Goten:Light balls on fire? Principal Torikia:Don't play dumb with me boy! You two are in deep, deep trouble. If this were one of your normal escapades I'd probably call your mothers but this calls for very, very drastic consequences. Trunks:Oh no. You can't be! Principal Torikia:Oh I am Trunks! Goten:No please! You can't be doing what I think you're doing!
*Principal Torikia picks up the phone.*
Principal Torikia:I'm calling your fathers.
*Ten minutes later Goku and Vegeta are sitting in the office directly across from the principal as Goten and Trunks sit outside.*
Principal Torikia:Hello Mr Son and Mr Briefs. Vegeta:My last name is not Briefs. It's- Principal Torikia:Quite frankly I don't give a d*mn what your last name is. What I want to know is A.) Why do you let your sons run wild the way you do and B.) How are you going to pay for all of this!? Goku:Pay for all of what? Principal Torikia:The huge friggin' crater that now takes up half of my school! Goku:You mean that smoldering hole was'nt always there? Vegeta:*Sighs* Let me handle this Kakarott. It is obviously well beyond your mental capacity. First off human you will treat me with respect! Goku:*rolls eyes* Here we go. Vegeta:I am the Prince of all Saiyans and if you interupt me again I will pull your eyes out cover them in spaghetti sauce and feed them to Kakarott. Goku:It's true. He's done it before. He told me they were meat balls. Vegeta:Secondly my woman will pay for the damage and lastly the only thing out of control is this excuse for a staff here. I've seen monkeys that are more orderly!
*Principal Torikia shakes his head.*
Principal Torikia:Now I see the problem. You *points to Vegeta* are an overagressive psychopath who beleives he's royalty and you *points to Goku* are so overly passive and dumb that Goten could get away with murder. It is my opinion that the boys should be removed from thier homes and placed in foster care so they can have competent parents. Goku:Now wait just a minute! I may be a little passive and not the smartest man in the world but I'm a good father! Principal Torikia:Sure you are Mr Son and Mr, er-Vegeta! What are you doing? Are you stealing office supplies?
*Vegeta holds up a paper clips.*
Vegeta:I had a very difficult uprbringing. I was taken out of my own home at Eight years old and forced to train and work all the time. Never once did I get a moment to myself and the man who took me from my home insulted, ridiculed and abused me daily. It may have made me cold hearted but compared to my home growing up Trunks has it easy. Principal Torikia:And what does that have to do with stealing office supplies? Vegeta:I know about 75 different ways to kill a man with a paper clip.
*Goku begins to laugh nervously.*
Goku:Well, I'm pooped. I think we should be going now. Principal Torikia:V-v-very well. But you still need to pay for the damage. Goku:Fair enough.
*Pulls out his wallet.*
Goku:Okay let's see this is all I've got. Principal Torikia:Half chewed gum, a mickey mouse pez despenser, an old pretzel, a picture of your family and a paper clip. Vegeta:I'll take that. *picks up the paper clip* Principal Torikia:Okay, well Mr Vegeta here's the bill.
*Principal Torikia hands Vegeta the bill.*
Vegeta:I'm afraid I can't read things very close up. I forgot my reading glasses.
*Places on the desk and begins to read.*
Vegeta:Hmmmm, I see. What exactly does this say? Principal Torikia:What that? Vegeta:No, that.
*Principal Torikia leans over.*
Principal Torikia:Oh that says-
*Vegeta drives Principal Torikia's head through his desk.*
Goku:Vegeta! Vegeta:Oh come on Kakarott! He was asking for it. #nosmileys
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Post by Marccio on Jan 29, 2005 14:54:10 GMT -5
Still the greatest short story ever written on this forum ;D
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Post by gokuromario on Jan 29, 2005 15:19:21 GMT -5
what really happened when vegeta and goku fought the 10,000 coolers
(goku and vegeta stand totally drained of energy after trying to beat just one metal cooler, suddenly they hear a rumble and they turn around to see a thousand metal coolers standing on top of a mountain, they all start descending down the mountain and goku says to vegeta)
goku-"well, it was nice knowing you"
vegeta-"well, i'm not quite done yet, i still have my trump card to play"
goku-"really, and what might that be"
vegeta-"just read this" (vegeta hands goku a card, goku stares at it, vegeta brings a microphone out of his left boot and music begins to play) "now kakarot, read the card"
goku-"umm, introducing the awesome might of the saijan prince vegeta"
vegeta-"good, now let me strut my stuff a little bit"
(the metal coolers start coming towards goku and vegeta, they all stop at once and stare at the saijan prince who is about to go into song)
Vegeta-"when i'm put down i know i want to be the guy i wanna be the guy who's put down after you (points to goku) when i'm destroyed, i pray to god that i will be i will be the guy who's destroyed after you (points to goku again, goku starts to look insulted) when i kick it, i hope its your ass i will kick i will beat upon your ass and yours and yours (points to all the coolers) and you know it, you know i'll beat you down one day and afterterwards i might just call you gay!!!!!!!!!!!!
chorus-"oh i would beat 10,000 coolers and i would beat 10,000 more, to prove that i'm the greatest super saijan of them all!!!!!!!!!! (vegeta begins to get jiggy)
TRA LA LA, TRA LA LA, TRA LA LA, TRA LA LA DON DIDIDON DIDIDON DIDOOOOONNNNNN TRA LA LA, TRA LA LA, TRA LA LA, TRA LA LA DON DIDIDON DIDIDON DIDOOOOONNNNNN"
vegeta-"oh yeah take it kakarot"
goku-(hesitant as the next verse starts) "oh uh, vegeta, are you mad or just insane or am i dreaming why are you just standing there why are you singing, it makes no bit of sense i think you've lost your mind or maybe mine"
vegeta-"oh i would beat 10,000 coolers and i would beat 10,000 more, to prove that i'm the greatest super saijan of them all!!!!!!!!!! (vegeta begins to get jiggy)
TRA LA LA, TRA LA LA, TRA LA LA, TRA LA LA DON DIDIDON DIDIDON DIDOOOOONNNNNN TRA LA LA, TRA LA LA, TRA LA LA, TRA LA LA DON DIDIDON DIDIDON DIDOOOOONNNNNN"
vegeta-"YYYYYYEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
(all the coolers fall down laughing, they laugh so hard that there circuits break and they explode, after that goku and vegeta blank out through exhaustion)
THE END
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Post by SKJTapion on Jan 29, 2005 15:43:20 GMT -5
You are starting to ger better Outlaw.
Syxx, I love you. Thank you for bringing that one back.
TrunksAngel, well done, you are getting the hang of it.
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Post by gokusaiyan on Jan 29, 2005 17:12:23 GMT -5
oh yeah, good quality parodies, that's what i like!!! ;D
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Post by gokuromario on Jan 29, 2005 18:24:55 GMT -5
thanks that means a lot to me.
back in the old days i think i was merely trying to grab attention, but now i'm just really saying what i feel, i dont really care about competing with one another.
lets hear another parody syxx
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Post by Trunksangel79 on Jan 30, 2005 1:11:07 GMT -5
Outlaw-That was so funny.LMAO LOL Little Syxx-That was a good & funny short story. SKJTapion-I'm glad you liked it. I have a funny short story I made up about Shenron the Dragon,but I don't know if it's any good or not. Or if it's even funny.
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Post by gokuromario on Jan 30, 2005 3:35:03 GMT -5
i'd love to hear it.
you know i think thats the last of the song parodies for me but i can try to think of more.
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Post by Trunksangel79 on Jan 30, 2005 4:34:30 GMT -5
Really? ;D
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Post by gokuromario on Jan 30, 2005 5:14:09 GMT -5
i'll try, ummm..........nope cant think of any right now, i'll try harder................................nope
even though i cant think of any heres an old parody i thought i'd modify for a laugh.
POKEBALL Z
narrator-"its a beautiful day in palet town and goku and friends are enjoying a relaxing day at the beach, what will our heroe's get up to today one might wonder"
goku-(dressed up in ash katchum gear) "ah its such a great day right pikkonchu"
pikkon-"PIKKONCHU"
krillen-(krillen stands with his black hair died brown and has his eyes almost taped shut) "goku dont you ever worry about the possibilities of the day to come, what if your challenged to another pokeball z battle like in the last hundred million episodes"
goku-"krillen, dont you worry, i know what i'm doing, besides its not like were gonna be bothered at the beach, i mean really who comes to wreck everyones fun on a day like this"
krillen-(sarcastically) "i can think of a couple"
Pikkon-"Pikkonchu"
bulma-(aka misty) "come on krillen, lets have some fun, besides with goku around what can possible happen"
(bulma pulls off her top and hot pants that misty usually wears to reveal a red baving suit)
krillen-(thinks to himself) "great, how come no one's ever naked when they do that"
goku-"MY TURN"
(goku pulls off his entire costume in one go, he stands there in the nude, he folds his arms around his private parts embarrassed)
goku-"woops, not for kids telivision"
krillen-(thoughts again as he looks away strapping more tape to his eyes) "when i said naked i didnt mean him"
bulma-(handing goku a pair of shorts, he scrambles them on and breathes a sigh of relief) "why'd you have to do that"
goku-"i guess the writers wanted something new, i cant blame them"
bulma-"(running to the water, she dives into the sea, comes up and says) guys come on, jump in, come on krillen take of your clothes and jump in"
goku-"OK (goku jumps into the water making a huge splash)"
krillen-"I'LL BE RIGHT THERE (he fumbles with his shirt and trousers) stupid duct tape cant see a thing, GOT IT (he takes off his clothes and runs to the water, he trips over a rock, yelps and infront of him lies a crabby who pinches his nose, he cries out for help and goku and bulma laugh) GET THIS THING OFF ME"
(meanwhile behind a surfboard hut, team hackit stand firmly in costume waiting for their chance to pounce, Marron looks through a pair of binoculars as vegeta stands grunting)
vegeta-"grunt, grunt grunt"
marron-"stop that or they might hear you"
raditz-(dressed up as meowth) "are you two ever gonna just go over there"
marron-"oh be quiet" (pause)
raditz-"you know, if it was me i'd go over there and blast them all in one go"
vegeta-"that'll be the day, your the weakest pokemon in the world, you expect to beat a super saijan 3 with your stats"
raditz-"i could beat em, no sweat"
vegeta-(clunks him on the head) "quiet furball, but you do bring up a good point, why are we just standing here"
marron-"its the regiment of surprise"
vegeta-"dont you mean element"
marron-"oh yeah, right, i keep forgetting, anyhoo we have to wait for the right moment, then we will spring our trap on them"
vegeta-"you mean that giant hole we dug earlier, fell into and had to redig again"
marron-"exactly"
vegeta-"oh boy"
(later on, goku and the gang get out of the water and dry off in the sun, they start walking towards the surfboard shop, team hackit are dressed up as salesmen, goku speaks)
goku-"yeah, can i get three surfboards, 1 pink, 1 yellow and one covered with extra cheese" (bulma hit him)
bulma-"you and your stomach"
vegeta-"why certainly, but only if you step three paces to your left" (points to the obvious trap)
goku-"OOOOOHHH is this a game"
vegeta-"uh, sure, whatever, just do it"
goku-"ok" (goku and bulma step three paces to the left and fall into the hole instantly)
both-"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
Team hackit-"AHAHAHHAHAHA, Ehhhhhhh!!!!!!!" (they stare at krillen who is just standing there doing nothing)
krillen-"(still standing facing the wrong way) hey, where'd you guys go"
bulma-(from in the hole)"DOWN HERE IDIOT"
goku-"hey why didnt you fall into the hole, that wasnt in the script"
krillen-"sorry about that, wait you guys fell into a hole"
Goku-"YES"
krillen-"how deep"
Goku-"SHUT......UP!"
bulma-"TAKE THAT STUPID DUCT TAPE OFF YOUR EYES AND LOOK"
krillen-"oh yeah, why didnt i think of that (tries to take them off but there stuck) GRAHH GNRRR HRREEE (vegeta whistles, picks up a stick and pushes krillen further towards the hole, krillen floats over it and manages to get the tape off) there thats better (looks down, falls) DOOF!!!!!!"
TEAM HACKIT-"MWAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!!!!!"
Goku-"OH NO IT CANT BE"
pikkon-"pikkonchu"
krillin-"well who the hell else would it be"
bulma-"here it comes"
(VEGETA AND MARRON TAKE THEIR PLACES ATOP THE HOLE, SPOTLIGHTS COME ON)
Marron-"PREPARE FOR BUBBLES IN AN ENOURMOUS STREAM"
Vegeta-"AND COOL FLASHY MOVES, OR AT LEAST IT SEEMS"
marron-"TO TROUNCE THE GOOD GUYS OF WILL AND MIGHT"
vegeta-"TO EXTEND OUR PUNCHES, AND CAUSE MORE FIGHTS"
marron-(removes costume) "MARRON"
vegeta-(removes his) "VEGETA"
Marron-"TEAM HACKIT KNOCK YOU OUT WITH A SINGLE PUNCH"
vegeta-"NOW HAND OVER PIKKONCHU I'M HUNGRY"
raditz-"RADITZ THAT RIGHT"
Marron-(to vegeta) "YOU BIG OAF, THE LINE IS, WE'LL MAKE THIS QUICK AND THEN HEAD FOR LUNCH"
vegeta-"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER A LINE FROM A SHOW THAT SUCKS WORSE THAN THAT DRESS"
marron-"WHATS WRONG WITH THIS DRESS, I HAD IT TAILOR MADE"
vegeta-"LOOKS MORE LIKE FAILURE MADE"
they argue amoungst themselves
bulma-"do you think they remember were down here"
goku-"pikkonchu, get us out of here now"
pikkon-"PPPPIIIIKKKOOONNNCCCHHHUUUU!!!!"
(pikkonchu uses his famous whirlwind attack, the whole gang spins out of place and land on the outside of the hole)
marron and vegeta-"huh"
goku-(lying on top of bulma and krillen with his eyes dazed) "ttthhhatt wwass a really bbad idea"
bulma-"you can say that again"
they all jump off the ground pokemon style
goku-"ok team hackit prepare to lose"
vegeta-"huh, i beg to differ, (looks at bulma in her really tight swimsuit) OH BULMA, did you have to wear such a skimpy outfit"
bulma-"dont look at me, the charcter i play is like 13 years old or something"
vegeta-"who cares, anyway I BEG TO DIFFER, raditz!" (raditz pulls out some weird gizmo which captures pikkonchu) hahahahahahaaaaa!!!"
goku-"ok, thats just retarded, first you dig a really obvious hole, which we fell into i might add, then you sing some stupid rippoff song, and now you pull out some thing thats at least 20 years out of date and grab pikkonchu as if thats supposed to help"
marron-"well yeah"
raditz-"we always do it"
goku-"(sigh) i guess i'll just choose a Z-Kemon now (opens a box of hoi poi capsules) now which one"
krillen-"its number 3 remember"
goku-"oh yeah, pokeball go"
a flash of light appears and gohan reveals himself wearing a poorly made cadabra costume
gohan-"gohanbra"
krillen-"ok, what the hell is going on"
goku-"gohanbra blast them with you masenko blast"
gohan-"GOOOHHHAAAAANNNNNBBBBBRRRAARRAAA!!!!!"
gohan shoots, and hits team hackit who go flying into the air
team hackit-"looks like team hackits blasting off again"
(ping)
goku-"hurray we did it"
bulma-"that was easy"
goku-"now lets go get another gym badge"
bulma-"what, but we just got here"
goku-"yeah well read the script, if we dont go get a badge this entire episode will become really boring"
bulma-"oh ok"
goku-"off to vermillion gym then" (runs off, bulma follows him)
krillen-(standing there, looks around) "hey, anyone seen pikkonchu" (a spec up in the sky appears, pikkonchu plummets down to earth, hits krillen in the head, they both fall into the hole and pikkonchu gives krillen a thunderbolt, krillen lets out a loud screa)
THE END
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Post by ~*Hieislove*~ on Jan 30, 2005 11:18:33 GMT -5
Vegeta- You did a good job Trunks *pat on head*
Trunks- Im doing this for myself not my father! *superman stance*
Goku - Go to hell pan *spirit bombs her*
Cell - Lets just be friends *hug Goku*
Kid Buu- ....I dont want to kill anymore
Fat Buu - Im not hungry
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