[glow=red,2,300]In the Cell Games[/glow]
Cell-Ok, let's get started...I want to fight Hercule first
Hercule-oh well, I'd say let someone else fight first...I'm sure some of these guys are strong figters, they're probably stronger than me.
Krillin-Ok then, I'll be the first to figh...get ready Cell.
Cell-oky doky
*krillin steps onto the ring and Cell kills him with the first punch*
Goku-oh my gosh! he killed Krillin!
Cell-oops! Sorry guys...oh Jesus! is that...blood?*pukes...ok, can somebody please take this body away...it's disgusting.
Goku-Vegeta, go pick Krillin's body and bury it.
Vegeta-yes sir!
Goku-and do it fast you slowpoke
Vegeta-Yes sir, I'm on it...*quickly buries Krillin next to the ring*
Cell-Ok, what was it...that we were doing?
Hercule-you are supposed to fight another of this guys before you fight me...but I'm sure one of them will beat you before it's my turn.
Cell-ooooh yeah, I remember. So, who's next?
Goku-ummm, I've got an idea, Vegeta can be the next to fight since he's inside the ring at this moment.
Vegeta-WHAAAT? Me? bu..bu. but...but...
Goku-no ifs or buts. you are next coz I say so.
Cell-ok, then...Ready Mister Vegeta.
Vegeta-*trembling* ookeey...
*Cell throws a punch and just before hitting Vegeta he turns away and jumps to Goku who holds him in his arms*
Vegeta-I...c..ca..caaan't...*starts crying*
Puar-pervert and a faggot too...d*mn it...he was so close to be Killed...
Trunks-watch it Kitty, you are talking about my daddy there...
Goku-*drops Vegeta, sighs* Crap, why do I have to do every single thing myself? This is the last time I fight for this stupid planet...I'll retire...*steps onto the ring to fight Cell*
Gohan-just don't embarrass me dad!
Goku-shut the hell up! now go home, you're grounded for a month...
Gohan-d*mn it dad, why can't you be like mom?
Goku-so, mom is you favorite huh, let me tell you about your mom, she's a pregnant d...*suddenly, Cell punches Goku and sends him flying far, far, far away, so far that everyone loses sight of him
Cell-That's for talking like that to your son...now Gohan, you can go home, I'll let you and your pregnant mother alive.
Gohan-Ok dude, thanks dude...
Cell-He's a sweet little boy...I kinda like him...Oh Jesus, the tournament yes...who's next?
Hercule-nah, this is taking too long...I'll fight...
Cell-Really?
Hercule-yes...
Cell-Really really?
Hercule-yes yes!
Cell-really really really?
Hercule-quit acting stupid dumbass! *rushes to Cell and beats the crap out of him until he kills Cell*
*everyone stares to see Hercule stepping down the ring, and the reporter that was transmitting the tournament live goes to interview Hercule*
Reporter-Mister Hercule, how do you feel after defeating Cell and saving the Earth.
Hercule-I didn't save Earth by myself, if it hadn't been for the guys who fought before me, Cell wouldn't have been so tired.
*everyone stares at Vegeta (who was still crying and biting his shirt) who was the only one left of the warriors who fought before Hercule*
Everyone yells-Vegeta saved us: Vegeta, Vegeta, Vegeta, Vegeta!
Vegeta-*stops crying and begins to laugh like an idiot* ha, it seems like I saved the day...thank you guys, you are so sweet.
Puar-how much I hate this pervert, I f**king hate him! *Turns off the TV and locks herself on the bathroom*
The End.