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Post by gokuromario on Jan 25, 2005 15:17:17 GMT -5
buu-"i've only got one thing to say to you two"
vegeta-"and whats that"
buu-"i see a little siloutte of a man"
goku-"galanoosh, galanoosh"
vegeta-"can you do the famdango"
krillen-(walks down the street, suddenly one of the dots on his head falls off) "OH NO, SOMEONE GET ME A MARKER OR SOME GLUE OR SOMETHIN (petting the dot) there there it'll be alright"
mr satan-"i'd like to take this opertunity and announce my retirement, as your hero and your idol, hmm, yeah that should work as an opening speach, how was that videl"
videl-"why dont you try telling the truth this time"
you cant swear in this show
Goku-"alright asshole its time to get your f**king head kicked in"
gohan-"dad did you just swear"
goku-"yeah so what"
krillen-"you do realise you just lost us about a hundred million viewers right"
goku-"yeah so what"
freiza-"hey why are you so uptight, what happened"
goku-(folds his arms, looks around, a sweat drop pours from his head) "i just found out i have hepetitous"
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Post by rjxsapri® on Jan 25, 2005 15:37:21 GMT -5
buu-"i've only got one thing to say to you two" vegeta-"and whats that" buu-"i see a little siloutte of a man" goku-"galanoosh, galanoosh" vegeta-"can you do the famdango" hahahaha ;D That one's a classic...
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Post by Neo Vegeta on Jan 25, 2005 15:39:20 GMT -5
Love the "Queen" moment, lol
Piccolo- *painting his nails* "And I was like Uhuhhh, and she was like Nauhhhh, and Oh my gosh..."
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Post by rjxsapri® on Jan 25, 2005 15:44:34 GMT -5
Vegeta: "awwwww, it's a kittie...hello kittie. hello kittie...awwwww"
Puar: *scratching Vegeta's face* "get away from me you stupid pervert!!!!"
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Post by SKJTapion on Jan 25, 2005 16:11:02 GMT -5
Syxx, you rule! ;D
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Post by Little Syxx on Jan 25, 2005 16:40:43 GMT -5
;D Thanks and nice to see you back so soon.
*During a spar Goku hits Vegeta. Vegeta's bottom lip begins to quiver and he bursts into tears.*
"Moooooommmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyy! He hit meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Waghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"-Vegeta
"...pansy..."-Goku
*Gohan goes into his attic and finds a bunch of old pictures of himself as Saiyaman.*
"What was I on?...Ohhhhh yeah, now I remember...Heh, good times."-Gohan
Old (or atleast as old as something made last year can be) School!
*Goten bursts into the party room of Capsule Corp wearing a purple blanket as a cape and carrying a table leg.*
"I'm the king of the world!"-Goten
"Dude, put some pants on!"-Trunks
"The king needs not pants! He needs his crown!"-Goten
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Post by Marccio on Jan 25, 2005 16:46:08 GMT -5
Syxx is still the king of comedy ;D
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Post by Little Syxx on Jan 25, 2005 16:59:20 GMT -5
*Bows.* *The half time show at Tournament 26 begins as a fammiliar face walks on stage and his brother begins beat boxing.* "Da name is Freezie-D! I'm to rap what Ice Cream is to Dairy Queen When the thugs see me 'dey know I'm as cool as ice And the rhymes I spit are so bad thier nice I've got ladies lining around the block just to be near me The Prince of the Cold Empire and all you see Reeking of Awesomeness is concidered my past time You dare go one on one with me I'll squash you a lime I'm so phat I can eat a car and thanks to some monkey I've got a mid-section sized scar!"-Frieza "That was the single greatest thing I've ever heard! Encore! Encore!"-Vegeta "Chi Chi! Chi Chi! We need to buy that guy's CD right now!"-Goku
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Post by Mafioso11 on Jan 25, 2005 17:50:32 GMT -5
ROFL! i swear i'm crying i'm laughing so hard ;D ;D ;D! syxx, you ARE the king of comedy man ;D.
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Post by ssj4gokou on Jan 25, 2005 19:51:40 GMT -5
*Bows.* *The half time show at Tournament 26 begins as a fammiliar face walks on stage and his brother begins beat boxing.* "Da name is Freezie-D! I'm to rap what Ice Cream is to Dairy Queen When the thugs see me 'dey know I'm as cool as ice And the rhymes I spit are so bad thier nice I've got ladies lining around the block just to be near me The Prince of the Cold Empire and all you see Reeking of Awesomeness is concidered my past time You dare go one on one with me I'll squash you a lime I'm so phat I can eat a car and thanks to some monkey I've got a mid-section sized scar!"-Frieza "That was the single greatest thing I've ever heard! Encore! Encore!"-Vegeta "Chi Chi! Chi Chi! We need to buy that guy's CD right now!"-Goku ROFL dude that's awesome great job Syxx
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When all else fails....punch 'em in the balls!
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Post by brollyuniverse on Jan 25, 2005 21:07:57 GMT -5
Vegeta- I feel pretty oh so pretty
Dr. Gero-Hmm maybe androids aren't the solution
Freeza- No no Goku your not a monkey I was just kidding.
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Post by Neo Vegeta on Jan 26, 2005 1:11:46 GMT -5
Vegeta "How bout we call it even, Kakarot" Goku "I think that is the best thing ive heard in a log time, Vegeta. Lets celebrate, ready?"
Goku and Vegeta together "Ya put your right foot in, ya put your right foot out! You put your foot in, and ya shake it all about, ya do the Hokey Pokey and ya turn ya self around, THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT..."
Krillin "I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout!" ;D
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Post by gokusaiyan on Jan 26, 2005 5:33:12 GMT -5
hahahahaha... man little syxx's f*cking GREAT!!!
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Post by Vegeta's Princess! on Jan 26, 2005 6:36:18 GMT -5
Vegeta: Kakarot train me pleeeeease. i want to be strong like you"
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Post by DbzGokussj4 on Jan 26, 2005 11:36:53 GMT -5
hahaha that one is funny but really vegeta wants to fight him to see if he is stronger.
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