Post by gokuromario on Jan 30, 2005 18:56:18 GMT -5
not sure about funny but it was pretty smart, good job.
heres one i just wrote, and by the way i dont expect it to get a lot of laughs.
DEAR ANDROIDS (Stan remake)
(Vegeta stands atop the high mountain peak, he stands in the rain thinking about his defeat from android 18 and he closes his eyes, he pulls out a microphone from his left shoe and music begins to play, trunks watches in the background wondering what’s going on)
Chorus-“I seem so strong I’m wondering why, I can’t beat your ass at all
The morning rain clouds help me think straight
But I can’t think at all
And even I trained would it do, any bit of good at all
This reminds me of the time that I, lost my dad
I seem so strong I’m wondering why, I can’t beat your ass at all
The morning rain clouds help me think straight
But I can’t think at all
And even I trained would it do, any bit of good at all
This reminds me of the time that I, lost my dad”
Vegeta-“dear 18
I hate you because you’re so much stronger
I pushed myself, my family and my home planet to its limits
I threw two punches and you shouldn’t have caught them
There probably was a problem with my aim or something
Sometimes I swear my speed is too slow when I attack you
But anyway what’s going on B*** why can’t I hit you
My minds going into trauma too I’m about to relive a coma
If I die of a hem ridge guess who I’m gonna blame, that’s right its you
I heard that cell was after you I’m sorry, that I can’t be the one who takes
You down ways
You probably hear this everyday but I’m your biggest rival
I even cut off a piece of your hair so i’d be beside you
I got a head aching with kicks and my ass hurts man
I even thought I could beat you too, was I wrong man
Anyway I hope I get you B***
Hit you back, for what you did, truly yours, your arch nemeses this is
Vegeta”
Chorus-“I seem so strong I’m wondering why, I can’t beat your ass at all
The morning rain clouds help me think straight
But I can’t think at all
And even I trained would it do, any bit of good at all
This reminds me of the time that I, lost my dad
I seem so strong I’m wondering why, I can’t beat your ass at all
The morning rain clouds help me think straight
But I can’t think at all
And even I trained would it do, any bit of good at all
This reminds me of the time that I, lost my dad”
(Trunks stands up, he begins sort of weeping at this emotional display)
Vegeta-“dear 17
Why do you just stand their acting like you’re the man?
I’m not saying much
I just think it’s f**ked up you have 18 fight your battles
If you didn’t wanna fight me right there and then you didn’t have too
You could have at least stepped in when I asked you
That’s a load of poop man I mean that’s down right cold
I waited in the background for you but you just said no
That’s pretty f**ked up man, your say you’re the worlds best
But you have some girl fight for you who’s got the worlds biggest chest
I’m not that mad I just don’t like fighting woman
You know how much it costs for nail polish
If I break one of them then I’m out of cash
See I think I’m like you guys in a way
I’m not sure if you knew your father neither
Mine got blown up without the means of drugs
I can relate I’m a saijan after all
Fighting’s your way of life so you go ahead and beat them all
And you don’t really got much else so that stuff helps you survive
But why’d you have to kill people why not leave them alive
You may think that I’m acting cowardess and I don’t mean what I say
That I’m a big fat loser and might be even gay
If that’s what you say you can go f**k yourselves right now
Go ahead, do it with your sister I’m sure she likes it the f**king cow
I know you androids like to get it on, everyone does
You know what its like for us saijan’s growing up
You gotta fight me man, I’ll be the biggest challenge you’ll ever lose to
Sincerely yours vegeta, PS, I’ll kick your ass too”
Chorus-“I seem so strong I’m wondering why, I can’t beat your ass at all
The morning rain clouds help me think straight
But I can’t think at all
And even I trained would it do, any bit of good at all
This reminds me of the time that I, lost my dad
I seem so strong I’m wondering why, I can’t beat your ass at all
The morning rain clouds help me think straight
But I can’t think at all
And even I trained would it do, any bit of good at all
This reminds me of the time that I, lost my dad”
(Trunks tries to walk away but he becomes teary eyed, vegeta starts screaming, trunks covers his ears)
Vegeta-“DEAR ANDROIDS OF WHO’S ASSES I WILL KICKS
THIS’LL BE THE LAST VERSE I PROMISE THAT YOU unitS
IT’S BEEN FIVE MINUTES AND STILL NO ANSWER, DO I DESERVE IT
I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME ASSHOLES MY SONS RIGHT OVER THERE HE
CAN PROVE IT
SO THIS IS MY WARNING I SEND TO YOU, I HOPE YOU HEAR IT
I’M ON A MOUNTAIN RIGHT NOW, I’M DOING PUSHUP’S ON A CLIFF EDGE
HEY 18 I SPIT ON YOUR CREATORS GRAVE, DARE ME TO DIE
YOU KNOW THAT SONG BY MARLYIN MANSON WHEN HE SAYS FIGHT
ABOUT THE GUYS WHO WERE BEAUTIFUL AND WERE ABOUT TO FIGHT
PEOPLE BUT DIDN’T, AND WASTED THERE TIME ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
WELL THAT’S KINDA HOW THIS IS, YOU BOTH COULDA GOT ME TO FIGHT
YOU
NOW IT’S TOO LATE, YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE NOW CELL HAS YOU
AND ALL I WANTED WAS A LOUSY ANSWER OR A SILENT KISS
I HOPE YOU KNOW I’LL HUNT YOU ALL DOWN FOR THIS
I HATE YOU ANDROIDS WE COULD HAVE FOUGHT TOGETHER, THINK
ABOUT IT, I HOPE YOU EXPLODE AND YOU SCREAM WHILE DOING IT
AND WHEN YOU SCREAM I HOPE YOU CANT REST AND YOU THINK ABOUT
THIS, I HOPE YOUR CONSCIOUS EATS AT YOU AND YOU CANT EVEN DIE IN
PIECES
SEE ANDROIDS”
Trunks-“dad”
Vegeta-“SHUT UP TRUNKS I’M TRYING TO SHOUT, GO BACK TO THE FUTURE BOY
WHERE THEY CAN DEAL WITH YOU, I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU
I CARE ABOUT WINNING THIS BATTLE, SEE I AINT LIKE YOU
CAUSE IF I DIE IT’LL BE HARDER FOR ME THAN IT IS FOR YOU
BECAUSE I HAVE PRIDE, I HOPE YOU’LL LEAVE ME ALONE NOW
(Trunks walks away hurt)
Now where was I, oh yeah, this is vegeta, and I’m over and out
THE END
heres one i just wrote, and by the way i dont expect it to get a lot of laughs.
DEAR ANDROIDS (Stan remake)
(Vegeta stands atop the high mountain peak, he stands in the rain thinking about his defeat from android 18 and he closes his eyes, he pulls out a microphone from his left shoe and music begins to play, trunks watches in the background wondering what’s going on)
Chorus-“I seem so strong I’m wondering why, I can’t beat your ass at all
The morning rain clouds help me think straight
But I can’t think at all
And even I trained would it do, any bit of good at all
This reminds me of the time that I, lost my dad
I seem so strong I’m wondering why, I can’t beat your ass at all
The morning rain clouds help me think straight
But I can’t think at all
And even I trained would it do, any bit of good at all
This reminds me of the time that I, lost my dad”
Vegeta-“dear 18
I hate you because you’re so much stronger
I pushed myself, my family and my home planet to its limits
I threw two punches and you shouldn’t have caught them
There probably was a problem with my aim or something
Sometimes I swear my speed is too slow when I attack you
But anyway what’s going on B*** why can’t I hit you
My minds going into trauma too I’m about to relive a coma
If I die of a hem ridge guess who I’m gonna blame, that’s right its you
I heard that cell was after you I’m sorry, that I can’t be the one who takes
You down ways
You probably hear this everyday but I’m your biggest rival
I even cut off a piece of your hair so i’d be beside you
I got a head aching with kicks and my ass hurts man
I even thought I could beat you too, was I wrong man
Anyway I hope I get you B***
Hit you back, for what you did, truly yours, your arch nemeses this is
Vegeta”
Chorus-“I seem so strong I’m wondering why, I can’t beat your ass at all
The morning rain clouds help me think straight
But I can’t think at all
And even I trained would it do, any bit of good at all
This reminds me of the time that I, lost my dad
I seem so strong I’m wondering why, I can’t beat your ass at all
The morning rain clouds help me think straight
But I can’t think at all
And even I trained would it do, any bit of good at all
This reminds me of the time that I, lost my dad”
(Trunks stands up, he begins sort of weeping at this emotional display)
Vegeta-“dear 17
Why do you just stand their acting like you’re the man?
I’m not saying much
I just think it’s f**ked up you have 18 fight your battles
If you didn’t wanna fight me right there and then you didn’t have too
You could have at least stepped in when I asked you
That’s a load of poop man I mean that’s down right cold
I waited in the background for you but you just said no
That’s pretty f**ked up man, your say you’re the worlds best
But you have some girl fight for you who’s got the worlds biggest chest
I’m not that mad I just don’t like fighting woman
You know how much it costs for nail polish
If I break one of them then I’m out of cash
See I think I’m like you guys in a way
I’m not sure if you knew your father neither
Mine got blown up without the means of drugs
I can relate I’m a saijan after all
Fighting’s your way of life so you go ahead and beat them all
And you don’t really got much else so that stuff helps you survive
But why’d you have to kill people why not leave them alive
You may think that I’m acting cowardess and I don’t mean what I say
That I’m a big fat loser and might be even gay
If that’s what you say you can go f**k yourselves right now
Go ahead, do it with your sister I’m sure she likes it the f**king cow
I know you androids like to get it on, everyone does
You know what its like for us saijan’s growing up
You gotta fight me man, I’ll be the biggest challenge you’ll ever lose to
Sincerely yours vegeta, PS, I’ll kick your ass too”
Chorus-“I seem so strong I’m wondering why, I can’t beat your ass at all
The morning rain clouds help me think straight
But I can’t think at all
And even I trained would it do, any bit of good at all
This reminds me of the time that I, lost my dad
I seem so strong I’m wondering why, I can’t beat your ass at all
The morning rain clouds help me think straight
But I can’t think at all
And even I trained would it do, any bit of good at all
This reminds me of the time that I, lost my dad”
(Trunks tries to walk away but he becomes teary eyed, vegeta starts screaming, trunks covers his ears)
Vegeta-“DEAR ANDROIDS OF WHO’S ASSES I WILL KICKS
THIS’LL BE THE LAST VERSE I PROMISE THAT YOU unitS
IT’S BEEN FIVE MINUTES AND STILL NO ANSWER, DO I DESERVE IT
I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME ASSHOLES MY SONS RIGHT OVER THERE HE
CAN PROVE IT
SO THIS IS MY WARNING I SEND TO YOU, I HOPE YOU HEAR IT
I’M ON A MOUNTAIN RIGHT NOW, I’M DOING PUSHUP’S ON A CLIFF EDGE
HEY 18 I SPIT ON YOUR CREATORS GRAVE, DARE ME TO DIE
YOU KNOW THAT SONG BY MARLYIN MANSON WHEN HE SAYS FIGHT
ABOUT THE GUYS WHO WERE BEAUTIFUL AND WERE ABOUT TO FIGHT
PEOPLE BUT DIDN’T, AND WASTED THERE TIME ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
WELL THAT’S KINDA HOW THIS IS, YOU BOTH COULDA GOT ME TO FIGHT
YOU
NOW IT’S TOO LATE, YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE NOW CELL HAS YOU
AND ALL I WANTED WAS A LOUSY ANSWER OR A SILENT KISS
I HOPE YOU KNOW I’LL HUNT YOU ALL DOWN FOR THIS
I HATE YOU ANDROIDS WE COULD HAVE FOUGHT TOGETHER, THINK
ABOUT IT, I HOPE YOU EXPLODE AND YOU SCREAM WHILE DOING IT
AND WHEN YOU SCREAM I HOPE YOU CANT REST AND YOU THINK ABOUT
THIS, I HOPE YOUR CONSCIOUS EATS AT YOU AND YOU CANT EVEN DIE IN
PIECES
SEE ANDROIDS”
Trunks-“dad”
Vegeta-“SHUT UP TRUNKS I’M TRYING TO SHOUT, GO BACK TO THE FUTURE BOY
WHERE THEY CAN DEAL WITH YOU, I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU
I CARE ABOUT WINNING THIS BATTLE, SEE I AINT LIKE YOU
CAUSE IF I DIE IT’LL BE HARDER FOR ME THAN IT IS FOR YOU
BECAUSE I HAVE PRIDE, I HOPE YOU’LL LEAVE ME ALONE NOW
(Trunks walks away hurt)
Now where was I, oh yeah, this is vegeta, and I’m over and out
THE END