Saijan Reunion - Episode 3

[gokuromario]

EPISODE 3 – School Bites, the tail of two stowaways

Part 1 – Let’s follow em

(its been exactly 1 week since goku, gohan, Vegeta and his father to find the planet cloud, it’s the start of another boring school day and trunks and goten are busy in class learning, or being bored……..whichever suits them)

teacher-(writing on the board) “so if the isosceles triangle is equal to the sub sided part of the circle then the quadratic equation is equal to……anyone?”

(no one puts their hand up, no wonder, I didn’t even understand the question, the teacher goes on to explain the answer while trunks begins writing a note down on a piece of paper, quickly flicks it over to goten’s seat and he reads the bit written on top)

Trunk’s note-“hey, pass this over to Malice for me will you goten” (goten looks over to Malice who is busy working and he decides to open it and starts reading the note, trunks gets a horrified look on his face, goten starts laughing out loud, suddenly the teacher comes over)

Teacher-“oh and I suppose you find quadratic equations funny young goten”

Goten-(startled) “huh, oh no Mr Hina, I-I-I……(crumples up the paper into a ball) I was just reading this funny note trunks wrote (flicks it to trunks) here you go, good as new” (trunks starts to look really worried)

Teacher-“trunks (goes over to him) hand me that note (he puts his hand out, trunks puts his behind his back with the note)”

Trunks-(creating an energy ball around the note which begins to burn away) “oh, what note, I don’t see any note” (the teacher notices smoke coming from trunk’s back)

Teacher-“ARE YOU BURNING IT YOUNG MAN”

Trunks-“burning, whatever do you mean (he starts laughing nervously, suddenly the flame spreads and starts to surround his chair, trunks jumps up screaming, the whole class laughs, trunks gets back on his feet and stamps the fire out, then quickly turns to face the teacher) oh…that burning, well you see um….”

Teacher-(points to the door) “principles office, you too goten (goten tries to deny he had any part of it) you read trunk’s note, you threw paper in the classroom and above all else you ratted out your best friend NOW MOVE IT”

(Goten and trunks start walking to the door, the whole class notices that the flame has singed a hole in trunk’s trousers and they all start laughing again, trunks tries to hide his bare ass and runs straight for the door, later outside the principles office)

Betty-(from the front desk) “he’ll be right with you boys” (goten and trunks sit there on a bench looking totally out of it, trunks looks at his watch”

Trunks-“goten, why’d you have to go and read the darn thing anyway”

Goten-“curiosity I guess”

Trunks-(whispering) “don’t you know curiosity killed the cat”

Goten-“what cat, your cat, is your cat dead trunks”

Trunks-“ooh, why even bother”

Goten-(pause) “hey, wouldn’t it be cool to go into space like what our dads are doing”

Trunks-“yeah that would be kinda cool I guess but theres no way our moms would let us go, no matter how much we tried”

Goten-“why not”

Trunks-“because goten, there grown ups, and grown ups never let kids have any fun, its like they all signed a petition outlawing unsafe activities, I think its some kind of reverse psychology they use to make kids wanna do it even more…….sigh, man they must be having lots of fun up there flying through space, seeing other planets, and were just stuck down here doing nothing but homework, its not fair”

Goten-“why don’t we just not tell them”

Trunks-“I wish it were that simple”

Goten-(pause, ponders for a moment) “hey I just had an idea, what if we sneaked out after this, go to your house and borrow one of those big space ship things my dad flew in for a while”
Trunks-“hmm, nah, my mom will be home by the time we got there”

Goten-(thinks to himself) “isnt your mom busy today”

Trunks-“hey yeah, she did say something about going out of town, I’ll bet there’s no one home”
Goten-“yeah (getting excited) we can be like super secret agents, sneak in and FLY way out, that’ll be our motto”

Trunks-“hmm, theres only one problem, I don’t know the co-ordinates of my dads ship so we’ll never find them”

Goten-“maybe they’ll be programmed into the main computer or they’ll be a copy of the co-ordinates in a lab or something”

Trunks-“yeah, that might just be possible”

Goten-“so let’s go then”

Trunks-“one question, how do we get out of school” (goten points to a fire alarm, and trunks nods, he points a finger at the alarm while Betty is distracted, whistles, and shoots a beam, the fire alarm goes off and they make a run for it) “LETS GO GOTEN”

(they race through the hallway and to the front entrance, everyone else is only just getting out of class as they’re already turning super Saijan and crashing through the doors, the principle only just notices there gone and runs after them, but by this time there already high flying in the air and through the clouds, the rest of the school stands outside waiting to go back in while and the two boys sit atop a cloud high above them, trunks looks down on them)

Trunks-“that was close, wasn’t it goten” (trunks looks round and slaps his head)

Goten-(bouncing on top of a cloud like a trampoline) “wee, wee, wee, you should really try this trunks wee, yahoo, ha, ha, woo…….”

Trunks-“GGGGGRRRRRR THIS IS NO TIME FOR PLAYING AROUND LETS GO ALREADY” (he flies off followed by goten who looks disappointed)

END OF PART 1

[gokuromario]

Part 2 – Busted

(trunks and goten reach capsule corp. just minutes after they left, they head down to the front gate and begin sneaking around, once they decide theres no one around they rush through the doors looking around all the rooms)

Goten-“hey trunks, what are we looking for anyway”

Trunks-“my dad always kept the keys to his space ship somewhere in his room just in case he needed them, were gonna find that key”

(They run into the wrong room and goten trips over a huge box filled to the brim with wigs glasses and party gear)

Trunks-(slapping himself) “oh crud, this is grandmas room”

Goten-(coming out of the box wearing a funny wig and glasses) “hey trunks look at me” (goten does a few poses in the wig and trunks smashes his head)

Trunks-“no time for jokes ok goten, my mom could be home any minute”

(They run off looking for the right room, trunks tries to remember which room is his dads and after a few attempts and even an unfortunate event with a six foot flee in the mutagenic department they finally find the room and after a while of searching)

Trunks-“oh where is it”

Goten-“maybe your dad took it with him”

Trunks-“he wouldn’t do that, besides that would be really pointless anyhow (he looks in his dads sock drawer and finds the key) “GOT IT” (Bulma and videl can be heard from a distance, trunks cringes)

Bulma-(entering through the front door) “I really appreciate you flying me home videl, I just couldn’t stand oncoming traffic”

Videl-“it was nothing, my dad was more than happy to loan you his private…..”

Trunks-“JET, WE GOTTA JET GOTEN…..uh goten (looks behind him to see goten still wearing the wig, standing in front of a mirror trying on Vegeta’s clothes, trunks is disturbed)

Goten-“hey trunks, what do you think, too big”

Trunks-“THIS IS NO TIME TO BE PLAYING DRESS……hey, wait a minute, I’ve got an idea”

(Bulma and videl pass by Vegeta’s door laughing, as soon as they pas by, the door begins to open, trunks looks out to see if the coast is clear then trunks and goten come out of the room, both wearing hats, wigs, jackets and trousers, also goten is wearing a fake moustache for some reason)

Trunks-“ok the coast is clear”

Goten-“which way”

Trunks-“hmm (looks around, points in the direction Bulma and videl just went in) that way” (they both start sneaking towards the end of the corridor, when they reach the end, they both look right and see Bulma and videl standing right there, they both skid across the floor and fall)

Bulma-(looking around) “huh, hey who are you” (trunks and goten quickly get up and try to scramble towards the other way but Bulma is too fast for them and they are caught) “what are you two doing in my house”

Trunks-(putting on a voice) “uh, sorry to bother you miss, but I am….uh Mr Wong from Wong-a-trees news, and I’m here to speak to the lady of the household”

Bulma-(letting go of them) “well you came to the right place, I’m Bulma, and who’s your friend”

Trunks-(points to goten) “oh uh him, that’s my associate, lemonade papa, he’s here to help me write down notes (whispers to goten) play along”

Bulma-“well Mr Wong, I’d be happy to show you around, what would you like to see first”

Goten-“well we were thinking…… (Trunks nudges him, he puts on a fake voice as well) we were thinking you could show us where you keep your highly advanced spacecrafts”

Bulma-“hmm, right through here (she and videl start leading them to another room)

Goten-(to trunks) “this’ll never work”

Trunks-“trust me I’ve done this a thousand times, don’t worry”

(They are both lead into a room filled with rocket ships)

Bulma-“this is our most famous room, the interplanetary travel room”

Trunks-“great, now which ones the fastest”

Bulma-“why this one of course, and it’s our top model (she leads them inside a white circular rocket ship, and while heading into the brigs) now this is the ships command centre, where we punch in the co-ordinates to any planet in the known universe, here we have a set of stairs which lead to a bedroom, bathroom and shower and even a kitchen, and here is our gravity machine, where by pressing a couple of buttons you can set the machine to have a gravity of up to 500 times that of earths”

Trunks-“and uh is this the same ship that goku used to get to Namek”

Bulma-“that’s right, but we’ve added a few modifications like an extra cargo bay and some air vents for maximum air freshening, by the way, how do you know goku”

Trunks-“oh uh, stories, my company is good friends with

Mr Satan, isnt that right Lemon”

Goten-“yep”

Videl-“strange my father never mentioned you before”

Both-“WERE NEW”

Bulma-“I see, well as every famous explorer knows you can’t just rush into space without taking a few supplies”

Trunks-“uh supplies, like what”

Bulma-“write this down (Bulma hands him a pen and a notepad) things like food, extra clothing, safety gear just in case of the event of asteroids, uh sick bags in case one of the crew decided to barf half way up, soap and bubble bath for a nice hot soak, space suits need to be checked and fitted, entertainment, it does get lonely in space, music, something to ward off enemies, well if you encounter some anyway, and also you’ll need to bring your last will and testament, oh and a full stomach filled with enough guts is a good thing and you cant go wrong without will and fearlessness and that’s about it”

Trunks-“wow, thank you so much, this is gonna be front page material”

Bulma-“well, I’ll leave you here to finish your report (she and videl begin walking toward the exit, and for no reason trunks keeps writing) oh and by the way trunks, if you manage to see Vegeta, tell him I said hi!”
Trunks-(writing) “tell Vegeta I said…… (Bulma tugs at his ear) HHHHIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!”

Bulma-“DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD FOOL ME WITH A HALLOWEEN COSTUME, GET REAL”

Trunks-“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m so soooo sorry”

Bulma-(lets go of him) “you know, usually I would punish you for pulling a stunt like this but…….”

Both-“yeah”

Bulma-“I’ll let you get away with it (they both get surprised, she goes over to the ships computer and types in a few things) I’ve been tracking your grandpas ship for over a week now with a little device I planted in Vegeta’s uniform before he left, I’m glad to see that Vegeta hasn’t decided to wash, (pause) there, got him (walking back towards the two) I figured you’d try a stunt like this sooner or later so I called chi-chi and discussed it with her and we decided its best if we just let you go” (they both become really excited and start jumping in the air) “on one condition…….just keep yourselves safe and we wont kill you”

Both-“right”

Bulma-“now come with me”

Trunks-“where are we going”

Bulma-“I told you, I already planned this out, there are some supplies ready for you in the next room”

(They both follow her and videl in disbelief, out of the ship and into a cargo stall within another room)

END OF PART 2

[gokuromario]

PART 3 – Off to planet cloud, videl joins the ride

(The scene starts off with King V in the brig doing a sort of star trek take)

King V-“royal log book chapter 7, its been exactly 7 days since our voyage from the planet earth and my crew or passengers are doing fine, although they seem restless I have provided them with enough activities to keep them, well occupied, unfortunately there is still a long way to go and if any of them cannot keep up the pace then I may have to resort to exile, my son vegeta and I have not become as close as I had first hoped possible, it seems he still seems doubtful of my existence, but I think once he meets with master turnip he should change his mind, and Kakarot…….well lets just forget about him for just now. Gohan however intrigues me, he may be the offspring of lead to my advantage if I try to keep him close and try to learn from him, until then this is kin-to-un bound, captain out”

(the scene zooms back to the two boys back on earth, Bulma is just preparing random supplies for them, and making a check list, trunks and goten are busy learning the controls from another member of staff and videl is left alone bored, she goes over to Bulma to talk to her)

Videl-“are you sure that trunks and goten will be ok by themselves”

Bulma-“I wouldn’t worry about it, there a couple of super saijan kids what could go wrong”

Videl-“but there are dangers and monsters and even super novas and stuff to watch out for”

Bulma-“giggle, sounds exciting doesn’t it”

Videl-“yeah”

Bulma-“you really wanna tag along don’t you”

Videl-“of course”

Bulma-“well, personally I don’t think you should go”

Videl-“why not, I’m a grown woman, I can fend for myself”

Bulma-“you know videl, space is no place for a young

woman, believe me I know”

Videl-“oh but it sounds so exciting and gohans gonna be there”

Bulma-“not to put you down or anything its just I don’t think you could handle it”

Videl-“what do you know, I’m more responsible than you think”

Bulma-(takes a sip of coffee) “responsible yes, smart yes, strong yes but against the odds of the universe your just one little parasite waiting to be squished”

Videl-“RRRGGGHH (walks away in a huff) it’s not fair, I say, little punks, always getting the benefits of life”

Bulma-“WAIT VIDEL” (Bulma runs over to her, videl turns around, once she catches up to her, Bulma throws her a hoi poi capsule)

Videl-“what’s this”

Bulma-“it’s your wardrobe”

Videl-“wardrobe”

Bulma-“I called your dad earlier today and he had some men shrink it down to size and put it in one of these, I figured you’d want to go too so I saved time by getting you your stuff”

Videl-“wow my dads letting me go into space, how did you convince him to do that”

Bulma-(winks) “easy, I just told him you were going on a trip and needed a few things right away and you dad didn’t hesitate”

Videl-(looking at the capsule) “thanks”

Bulma-“now the boys will be leaving soon and I doubt that they’d let you go if you just asked them so here’s what you should do, theres a small cargo hold down at the bottom of the ship, if you go now it might still be open, once inside you should hide among the boxes of supplies, and after you take off there should be a door which you can go through to head straight which leads into the ship”

Videl-“wow (hugs her then head for the ship) THANK YOU”

Bulma-“don’t mention it (she begins laughing to herself)”

(Videl heads for the boys ship but she can’t quite remember which one is it so she follows a crane carrier, lifting a large box of supplies who leads her to the right ship, after the crane leaves she runs into the small cargo hold and hides in there behind a few boxes, she sniggers but also feels a little cramped, about 30 minutes later we see videl who has fallen asleep with boredom of waiting, the supply hatch has been close on her and she is in total darkness, trunks and goten are standing outside the ship with Bulma)

Bulma-(walking towards the entrance of the ship) “now do you have everything you need, everyone gone to the bathroom before they left”

Both-“yep”

Bulma-“ok well I guess your set to go, well this is it” (Bulma hugs them both, trunks gets embarrased) “goodbye boys, now your sure you’ve learned all the ships controls”

Both-“all”

Bulma-“well theres nothing more for me to say except good luck (she walks away thinking “I hope videl made it into the ship alright”, trunks and goten get excited and start dancing together)

both-“were gonna be spacemen, were gonna be spacemen” (they run into the ship excited and immediately pull on their seat belts and get set for lift off, Bulma opens the ceiling and starts the countdown)
Bulma-“good luck boys, the co-ordinates are locked in tight so you should be right on your dads tails for most of the trip, and if the ship stops moving for any reason at all just contact me using our satellite, alright, 5…….4……..3……….2……..1…….WE HAVE LIFTOFF!”

(The entire ship begins to move and rattle, as it starts to levitate videl gets up from her sleep)

Videl-“yawn, is it starting, finallYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! (The entire ship goes straight up and out in a very violent thrust, the ship tends to rock up and down and videl is shook about slightly) “m-m-m-m-m-m-m-maybb-b-b-b-b-b-b-beee this was a ba-a-a-a-addd ideaaaaa (a couple of boxes break open and a small pile of fruit and other things falls on her, she screams as the pile seems to cover her completely) EGH, I HATE LIMES”

Trunks-(from inside the main room) “HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT GOTEN”

goten-“WHAT HAT AAAAAAHHHHHHH (the ship goes into high gear upwards into space, after about 10 minutes of flight they are finally at a safe level to stand up) “phew, what a ride” (the scene shows videl underneath a pile of clothes, she seems really dizzy and slightly nauseous)

END OF PART 3

[gokuromario]

PART 4 – GOTEN GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING

(This final part takes place with Videl in the cargo bay, trunks and goten are getting settled into their headquarters)

Videl-(moving the pile of fruit and clothes off of her) “ugh, this better be worth the trip, now wheres that d*mn door (she searches for a moment then finds it) wow, there it is, so hard to see in here (she goes to the door, trips a few times on the way then gets to the door, she searches for the handle and she tries turning it, the door is locked) GGGRRR, d*mn IT, figures it would be locked, oh well guess I’ll have to find another way out, even if its goten and trunks I don’t want them seeing me like this” (she tries to wipe some goo off her clothes, she looks around and finds an air vent not to high from her) “convenient”

(She heads over to the vent, she reaches it and kicks it open, and the lights suddenly turn on, she breaths a sigh of relief, then heads into the vent, goten and trunks are just finding each others room)

Trunks-(walking into a bedroom, looks around, goten comes in excited) “wow, this looks neat”

Goten-“hahahaha can you believe were in space trunks, it’s so awesome”

Trunks-“goten what are you doing, this is my room”

Goten-“ooh, but I thought we could share”

Trunks-“listen, were not little kids anymore, I don’t like sharing things that much and I haven’t had my own room in years thanks to grandpas little pets”

Goten-“but what if theres no other rooms”

Trunks-“then we’ll share, but not until we figure that out, come on, lets go find one”

(They head out, videl looks down from the little shaft in the vent, she tries to speak but it’s all muffled) “Did you hear something (goten shakes his head, they close the door and videl goes in a huff)”

Videl-“d*mn it, I was hoping they’d hear me, its really stuffy in here, theres no room either, oh well lets keep going (she heads down the vent and suddenly gets her skirt caught on a loose metal wire or screw) oh, my favourite skirt” (she pulls at it and gets it free but there is now a rip in them)

Goten-(coming into another room) “well this looks like another room doesn’t it”

Trunks-“yeah I guess, theres a bed in here so it must be a room, ok mystery solved, what you wanna do next”

Goten-“lets get something to eat, I’m starved”
(They start to walk out of the room again and videl passes by them, she bangs on the metal and they look up, she smiles)

Trunks-(pause) “must be a moon rock”

Goten-“yeah, probably” (they both leave the room, videl looks annoyed, she begins to move further on, 5 minutes later she finally comes to an end, she looks down to see its quite a height, goten and trunks are sitting down eating)

Videl-“finally, made it, but how do I get down from here”

Trunks-(from down below, videl starts listening in on their conversation) “good food huh”

Goten-“yeah, that spare cargo bay had some really neat stuff, too bad some of it was squished though”

Trunks-“yeah, I like bananas” (videl looks mad when she realises she had gone through the vents for nothing, she looks at her dust covered top in disgust)

Goten-“try some of the pasta, its great”

Trunks-(pause) “hey goten, do you ever……you know, think about stuff…..”

Goten-(with food in his mouth) “like what”

Trunks-“well girls instance”

Goten-“hmm, well sometimes, but that’s only when I’m asked”

Trunks-“well, you know lately, I’ve just been thinking about stuff like that, its like I have this strong urge to just, I don’t know be around girls”

Goten-“like videl” (videl laughs slightly)

Trunks-“no girls my own age” (videl laughs a little more

Videl-(to herself) “doesn’t know what he’s missing”

Trunks-“girls like…like……eh…….”

Goten-“like malice”

Trunks-“yeah exactly, like malice”

Goten-“well trunks (taking a bite of chicken) if I were you I wouldn’t be going around passing girls notes in class (videl laughs a little bit because she thinks it’s cute) especially when the note seems kinda perverted)

Videl-(to herself) “ooh what did he write”

Trunks-“yeah that was kinda stupid, remind me again what I wrote”

Goten-“hmm, well I think it was” (tries to rein act it) “dear malice, your eyes are like two brown fudge wheels (videl tries to keep from laughing) your lips are redder than smoked bacon and your ass (videl gasps a little) your ass is like a magic lamp to me, what do you say I rub it and make a wish” (videl burst into laughter, the two boys turn around and look up)

Trunks-“ok that time I definitely heard something”

Goten-“hmm (the laughter goes on, goten points his finger and blasts all four sides of the vent shaft, the metal frame falls to the ground and videl rolls out still laughing, she falls head first to the ground)

Trunks-(pauses for a moment, videl sits up hurt) “hey videl, what are you doing here”

Goten-“and why do you look liked week old fruit in a dust factory”

Videl-“owowowowoww, hehehe well you see um……..uh……..well…….”

Trunks-“you know if you wanted to come with us you should’ve just asked” (videl collapses to the ground)

Goten-“are you alright”

Videl-“well I’m covered in lint, I have a six inch rip in my favourite skirt and I look worse than the inside of a fruit smoothie so yeah I’ve felt better”

Trunks-“you look like you could use a shower”

Videl-“I should say so (stands up, her skirt suddenly falls down, she bends to pick it back up again, trunks gets a weird look on his face) so, uh, wheres the bathroom”

Goten-“down the stairs and to the 3rd left, you can’t miss it”

Videl-“thanks”

(she walks off towards the stairs, lets go of her skirt for a second to sneeze from the dust and it falls down once again, this time we see a backwards view, she tries to bend to pick up her skirt but the sneezes hold her back for a few seconds, once done she quickly pulls it back up, trunks gets an even bigger look on his face, videl walks faster and heads down the steps, trunks sniggers)

Trunks-“you know what goten, I think I’ll give older girls a try” (trunks starts to drool and goten looks at him while eating a tortilla)

END OF PART 4, END OF EPISODE 3

[gokuromario]

now lets hear your comments.

for me really i'd say this is a more humerous episode than serious, i dont really know where i'm going with some of these and when to set them but i just write them and somehow i just keep getting them easily into place, it must be a talent, anyway the next episode is like a halfer between these two storylines so enjoy

[SockPerson]

Heh, that was pretty good.

Now I'm wondering how many sexual innuendos, you plan on putting in this series...



Otherwise things seem to be going smoothly.

[gokuromario]

oh just a couple i guess.

the way i'm writing it, trunks turns out to be a new master roshi, videl is gonna be someone who's open and honest and vegeta is probably gonna be the heroe, i havent decided yet.

[kingbrolly]

more more more!!!

that was very good.

[gokuromario]

lol thanks, well the next ones sure to be a hoot

[Trunksangel79]

That was pretty funny! lol But Trunks as a new master Roshi? That was good though.

[gokuromario]

well all youngs boys have fantasies.

trunks in my story is going through the awkward preteen phase where everything excites him.

so the new master roshi was just something i thought about.