Post by Little Syxx on Jan 18, 2005 14:25:59 GMT -5
The Fantasticaly Inane Story Of Radditz:Part One
It was another dark, boiling hot and depressing day in Hell as Radditz woke up, ready to face the day. It's been Fourteen years since he was sent to Hell and while some would despise it Radditz actually grew to enjoy it. The main reason being that he was reunited with his family and friends. The fact Hell was actually better than working for the Cold Empire helped a little too.
"Now let's see. What's on today's schedule?" Radditz thought walking over to a calendar on his wall. "Ah here we go, 'Watch T.V., train with Dad, Turles and Nappa, visit Mom, Watch T.V., point and laugh at Frieza, watch T.V., listen to the T.V., get tortured, welcome back Dinner for Brolly, kick Saladaras in the shin, beat up King Piccolo, and roll Frieza up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge'. Another nice, long, fun filled day."
Radditz walked over to his couch, sat down and turned on his T.V., pulling out an extra large bag of 'Kai's Choice' brand potato chips. "Mmmmmm, salty."
He began eating the chips while channel surfing when he suddenly heard a knock at the door. He ignored it but ten knocks later he finnaly decided to get up. When he opened the door he saw someone he did'nt expect to see for a few more decades.
"Well." He said with a smile on his face. "If it is'nt my brother Kakarott."
The sound of applause was heard as Goku scratched his head. "What was that?"
Radditz just shrugged and went to walk back to the couch when he tripped on a chair and the sound of laughter was heard.
"Wow, just like on T.V." Goku laughed walking over to help Radditz up.
"Yeah, I was channel surfing when you knocked on the door."
The two walked over to Radditz's couch and Radditz once again started to look for something to watch.
"So. What 'cha doin' here?" Radditz asked.
"Died again about Seven years ago."
"Again? What is this third time?"
"No, only the second."
"Oh. Well, then why are you down here in Hell?"
"I thought I'd come visit you and maybe see some of the other Saiyans."
Radditz got up and smiled. "Well then brother, you're in luck because it just so happens that's what I'm going to be doing today."
"Really? That's great! Who we seeing?"
"Well, there's Nappa, Turles, Brolly, Brolly's dad, Saladaras and our parents."
"Our parents!?" Goku said hopping out of his seat. "Are you serious!?"
"Yep. This'll be your first time meeting them right?"
Goku nodded and began hopping around. "Wow, this'll be so cool! What's our parents names?"
"Well." Radditz said. "Dad's name is Bardock and Mom's name is Zuchina. Ofcourse I always call them Mom and Dad."
"Well, when are we going?" Goku asked.
"As soon as 'Good Moring Hell' is over." Radditz replied pointing towards the T.V.
The two sat down and Radditz once again started eating his chips and waching T.V. After a minute or two Goku tapped Radditz on the shoulder.
"Can I have some?"
"...No."
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Three hours later 'Good Morning Hell' was over and Goku and Radditz were heading towards the Saiyan training grounds. After Vegeta-sei was destroyed the Saiyans who arrived in Hell took over a small section of it so they could continue to train and get stronger. While none of them have reached Super Saiyan they were all still alot stronger than they were when the planet blew up.
"Hey Turles, Nappa, look who's here!" Radditz shouted as he and Goku entered the training grounds.
"Kakarott!" Turles said with a wave. "When did you die? Did I somehow severly injure you during our battle?"
"No."
"d*mn."
"Well then what are you doing here?" Nappa asked.
"I died in a battle."
"Really? So, you died in a battle eh? Did you're opponent paralyze you then watched as your partner vaporised you for being crippled because he's a little jerk with a stupid hair cut who always ate the last dougnut on our patrols and always makes me do the work because he's lazy?"
"Um, no. My opponent blew himself up."
"Ah."
The four stood around for a few minutes doing nothing inparticular untill they noticed another Saiyan heading towards them. Wearing a red head band, the standard Saiyan armor and green pants he walked over and looked at Goku, a confused look on his scared face.
"Radditz, who is this?"
"That's Kakarott dad."
Goku got a big smile on his face and held out his arms. "Hi dad!" He shouted giving Bardock a big hug.
"Are you sure this is your brother?"
Radditz nodded.
"d*mn it." Bardock sighed. "Put me down!"
Goku put down his father and backed up a little. "Sorry dad."
"Tell me Kakarott, you're a Super Saiyan are you not?"
"Well, yeah."
The other Saiyans looked at him in awe.
"You're a Super Saiyan!?" Turles asked. "I thought Brolly was the only one."
"Nope. I can turn Super Saiyan. So can Vegeta and my son Gohan back on Earth." Goku told them.
"You're kid can turn Super Saiyan too!?"
"Yep. He even can turn Super Saiyan Two."
"That's what I just said."
"I meant the number Two."
"Oooooooooooooo." Nappa said as the others nodded in approval.
"Sounds like you've been living an interesting life Kakarott. Though I am disappointed you did'nt complete you mission." Bardock said. "Not to mention the fact if we were on Vegeta-sei and you had half breeds they'd be killed at birth."
"Really? Why?"
Bardock shrugged. "Hell if I know."
"Enough with the talking, let's get training." Radditz said. "Me and Kakarott were planning on visiting mom before I head home to watch 'Good Afternoon Hell'."
"You and you're T.V. You know the radiation from it will screw up your brain cells someday." Turles sighed.
"Oh that's just an old wives tale."
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The five decided to split into groups. Turles, Nappa, Radditz and Bardock were on one team and Goku was alone.
"I still don't think you can beat me." Goku said as the others warmed up.
"We'll see Kakarott." Radditz said reaching full power and flying towards his brother.
Goku just sighed and stuck out his index finger. Radditz flew into it and collapsed into a heap on the ground.
"Next please." Goku said as the others back up.
"Are you okay Radditz?" Nappa asked only to not get a response. Nappa walked over and stood right by his head. "RAAAADIIIIITZZZZZZ!"
Radditz just layed there as Turles walked over and began nudging him with his boot. "Man, he's out of it."
"Let me try." Bardock said standing beside his fallen son. "Let's all go watch some T.V.!" He shouted. Nothing happened though. Radditz just layed there. "Okay, now I'm worried. Kakarott. Pick him up and take him to my house."
"Okay." Goku said lifting his brother onto his back and following his father only to watch as he vanished.
"Oh my god! I killed him!" Goku shouted as tears came to his eyes.
"He was already dead." Bardock sighed.
"Oh yeah. Well then where is he?"
"Who knows." Turles said. "Wherever it is it's probably somewhere none of us would want to be."
The Saiyans all shuttered at the thought of where Radditz could be and decided to go with Goku to visit North Kai and find out where Radditz went.
"I'll go get Saladaras and Zuchina." Nappa said. "They might be able to help."
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Radditz opened his eyes and sat up. His brother and father were nowhere to be found. Nappa and Turles were'nt there either. As a matter of fact there was nothing there but himself.
"Where am I?" He asked himself standing up and looking around the nothingness. "Man, I'm not blind am I?"
He held up his hand and began shaking it infront of his face. "Nope. I can see." He started walking around and noticed something off in the distance. It looked like a little hut. He started to run towards it. When he finnaly got there he was panting and crawling out of exhaustion but was able to pull himself up and push open a nearby door. He walked through it and found himself standing on a small artificial island in the sky. He walked over to the edge and looked down to see a forest, a small teapee and a bunch of animals.
"Where am I? Jupiter?"
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How did Radditz get toJupiter Earth?
What kind of name is Zuchina?
Is the T.V. reception in Hell good or just so-so?
Could Frieza secretly enjoy being wrapped up in a carpet and thrown off a bridge?
Find out the answers to some of these and other questions in Part Two of The Fantasticaly Inane Story Of Radditz!
-Yeah, not a great start but it'll get better! I swear!#nosmileys#nosmileys#nosmileys
It was another dark, boiling hot and depressing day in Hell as Radditz woke up, ready to face the day. It's been Fourteen years since he was sent to Hell and while some would despise it Radditz actually grew to enjoy it. The main reason being that he was reunited with his family and friends. The fact Hell was actually better than working for the Cold Empire helped a little too.
"Now let's see. What's on today's schedule?" Radditz thought walking over to a calendar on his wall. "Ah here we go, 'Watch T.V., train with Dad, Turles and Nappa, visit Mom, Watch T.V., point and laugh at Frieza, watch T.V., listen to the T.V., get tortured, welcome back Dinner for Brolly, kick Saladaras in the shin, beat up King Piccolo, and roll Frieza up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge'. Another nice, long, fun filled day."
Radditz walked over to his couch, sat down and turned on his T.V., pulling out an extra large bag of 'Kai's Choice' brand potato chips. "Mmmmmm, salty."
He began eating the chips while channel surfing when he suddenly heard a knock at the door. He ignored it but ten knocks later he finnaly decided to get up. When he opened the door he saw someone he did'nt expect to see for a few more decades.
"Well." He said with a smile on his face. "If it is'nt my brother Kakarott."
The sound of applause was heard as Goku scratched his head. "What was that?"
Radditz just shrugged and went to walk back to the couch when he tripped on a chair and the sound of laughter was heard.
"Wow, just like on T.V." Goku laughed walking over to help Radditz up.
"Yeah, I was channel surfing when you knocked on the door."
The two walked over to Radditz's couch and Radditz once again started to look for something to watch.
"So. What 'cha doin' here?" Radditz asked.
"Died again about Seven years ago."
"Again? What is this third time?"
"No, only the second."
"Oh. Well, then why are you down here in Hell?"
"I thought I'd come visit you and maybe see some of the other Saiyans."
Radditz got up and smiled. "Well then brother, you're in luck because it just so happens that's what I'm going to be doing today."
"Really? That's great! Who we seeing?"
"Well, there's Nappa, Turles, Brolly, Brolly's dad, Saladaras and our parents."
"Our parents!?" Goku said hopping out of his seat. "Are you serious!?"
"Yep. This'll be your first time meeting them right?"
Goku nodded and began hopping around. "Wow, this'll be so cool! What's our parents names?"
"Well." Radditz said. "Dad's name is Bardock and Mom's name is Zuchina. Ofcourse I always call them Mom and Dad."
"Well, when are we going?" Goku asked.
"As soon as 'Good Moring Hell' is over." Radditz replied pointing towards the T.V.
The two sat down and Radditz once again started eating his chips and waching T.V. After a minute or two Goku tapped Radditz on the shoulder.
"Can I have some?"
"...No."
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Three hours later 'Good Morning Hell' was over and Goku and Radditz were heading towards the Saiyan training grounds. After Vegeta-sei was destroyed the Saiyans who arrived in Hell took over a small section of it so they could continue to train and get stronger. While none of them have reached Super Saiyan they were all still alot stronger than they were when the planet blew up.
"Hey Turles, Nappa, look who's here!" Radditz shouted as he and Goku entered the training grounds.
"Kakarott!" Turles said with a wave. "When did you die? Did I somehow severly injure you during our battle?"
"No."
"d*mn."
"Well then what are you doing here?" Nappa asked.
"I died in a battle."
"Really? So, you died in a battle eh? Did you're opponent paralyze you then watched as your partner vaporised you for being crippled because he's a little jerk with a stupid hair cut who always ate the last dougnut on our patrols and always makes me do the work because he's lazy?"
"Um, no. My opponent blew himself up."
"Ah."
The four stood around for a few minutes doing nothing inparticular untill they noticed another Saiyan heading towards them. Wearing a red head band, the standard Saiyan armor and green pants he walked over and looked at Goku, a confused look on his scared face.
"Radditz, who is this?"
"That's Kakarott dad."
Goku got a big smile on his face and held out his arms. "Hi dad!" He shouted giving Bardock a big hug.
"Are you sure this is your brother?"
Radditz nodded.
"d*mn it." Bardock sighed. "Put me down!"
Goku put down his father and backed up a little. "Sorry dad."
"Tell me Kakarott, you're a Super Saiyan are you not?"
"Well, yeah."
The other Saiyans looked at him in awe.
"You're a Super Saiyan!?" Turles asked. "I thought Brolly was the only one."
"Nope. I can turn Super Saiyan. So can Vegeta and my son Gohan back on Earth." Goku told them.
"You're kid can turn Super Saiyan too!?"
"Yep. He even can turn Super Saiyan Two."
"That's what I just said."
"I meant the number Two."
"Oooooooooooooo." Nappa said as the others nodded in approval.
"Sounds like you've been living an interesting life Kakarott. Though I am disappointed you did'nt complete you mission." Bardock said. "Not to mention the fact if we were on Vegeta-sei and you had half breeds they'd be killed at birth."
"Really? Why?"
Bardock shrugged. "Hell if I know."
"Enough with the talking, let's get training." Radditz said. "Me and Kakarott were planning on visiting mom before I head home to watch 'Good Afternoon Hell'."
"You and you're T.V. You know the radiation from it will screw up your brain cells someday." Turles sighed.
"Oh that's just an old wives tale."
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The five decided to split into groups. Turles, Nappa, Radditz and Bardock were on one team and Goku was alone.
"I still don't think you can beat me." Goku said as the others warmed up.
"We'll see Kakarott." Radditz said reaching full power and flying towards his brother.
Goku just sighed and stuck out his index finger. Radditz flew into it and collapsed into a heap on the ground.
"Next please." Goku said as the others back up.
"Are you okay Radditz?" Nappa asked only to not get a response. Nappa walked over and stood right by his head. "RAAAADIIIIITZZZZZZ!"
Radditz just layed there as Turles walked over and began nudging him with his boot. "Man, he's out of it."
"Let me try." Bardock said standing beside his fallen son. "Let's all go watch some T.V.!" He shouted. Nothing happened though. Radditz just layed there. "Okay, now I'm worried. Kakarott. Pick him up and take him to my house."
"Okay." Goku said lifting his brother onto his back and following his father only to watch as he vanished.
"Oh my god! I killed him!" Goku shouted as tears came to his eyes.
"He was already dead." Bardock sighed.
"Oh yeah. Well then where is he?"
"Who knows." Turles said. "Wherever it is it's probably somewhere none of us would want to be."
The Saiyans all shuttered at the thought of where Radditz could be and decided to go with Goku to visit North Kai and find out where Radditz went.
"I'll go get Saladaras and Zuchina." Nappa said. "They might be able to help."
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Radditz opened his eyes and sat up. His brother and father were nowhere to be found. Nappa and Turles were'nt there either. As a matter of fact there was nothing there but himself.
"Where am I?" He asked himself standing up and looking around the nothingness. "Man, I'm not blind am I?"
He held up his hand and began shaking it infront of his face. "Nope. I can see." He started walking around and noticed something off in the distance. It looked like a little hut. He started to run towards it. When he finnaly got there he was panting and crawling out of exhaustion but was able to pull himself up and push open a nearby door. He walked through it and found himself standing on a small artificial island in the sky. He walked over to the edge and looked down to see a forest, a small teapee and a bunch of animals.
"Where am I? Jupiter?"
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How did Radditz get to
What kind of name is Zuchina?
Is the T.V. reception in Hell good or just so-so?
Could Frieza secretly enjoy being wrapped up in a carpet and thrown off a bridge?
Find out the answers to some of these and other questions in Part Two of The Fantasticaly Inane Story Of Radditz!
-Yeah, not a great start but it'll get better! I swear!#nosmileys#nosmileys#nosmileys