The Fourth Fic Fusion Spectacular *Last Update*

[Little Syxx]

The 4th Fic Fusion Spectacular: Part One

Radditz, Turles, Nappa, Brolly, Gohan, Videl and Erasa all sat in Sharpener and Radditz’ room at Satan City College. It was Saturday and they had nothing to do.

“Kaaaaaa.” Brolly sighed.

“Yeah. I’m bored too.” Turles replied.

“What do we usually do in our spare time?” Radditz asked.

“Bother me.” Gohan replied.

“Oh yeah.” Nappa said, grabbing a meter stick off the floor and poking Gohan with it a few times. “Eh, this isn’t any fun.”

“Well, I’m gonna go find Sharpener. He‘s probably at Kash‘s.” Erasa said getting up and leaving.

“Awww great, what are gonna do now that whatsername is gone?” Turles asked.

“I know what I’m doing.” Gohan said sitting up. “Going to my house. I’m sure they’ll be something to do there. Come on Videl.”

“Right behind ya Gohan.”

The two left the room leaving the Saiyans all alone. The four sat around for a few more minutes until Brolly snapped his fingers.

“Ka!” He shouted in glee. “Rott ka kaka aka rotta!”

“Yeah, we could go see Vegeta.” Nappa said.

Radditz nodded. “Yeah, he is home right now, and Kakarot’s with him.”

“To Capsule Corporation!” Turles shouted, trying to fly out one of the windows. When he hit it he fell to the ground.

“Wow, guess the College got those windows from Capsule Corp installed when we were in class yesterday.” Nappa laughed.

“Eugh…windows bad…” Turles muttered standing up and opening the window then falling out of it.

Radditz looked out the window and downward then paled slightly. “Hey Gohan…” He said with a wave. “I see Turles landed on your mate…”

A rock suddenly came up at the speed of light and hit Radditz between the eyes, knocking him out.

“Man, Radditz sure has one violent family." Nappa sighed.

************************************************************************
At Capsule Corp Vegeta and Trunks stood across from Goku and Goten in the Gravity Room. All four of them went up to the first level of Super Saiyan when they heard a knock on the door and froze.

“I’ll get it.” Goten said walking over to the door and opening it. “Uncle Radditz, Turles, Nappa, Brolly. What are you guys doing here?”

Goten walked out of the Gravity Room and was soon followed by Goku, Trunks and Vegeta.

“Yes, what are you doing here!?” Vegeta demanded. “You’re wasting valuable time I could be using to kick Kakarot’s ass!”

“Well midget jerk.” Nappa said. “We came here because we’re bored and need something to do. Can we spar with you guys?”

“No.” Vegeta said. “You’re all weak losers compared to us! I mean since the battle with Buu I can even beat Brolly if I wanted to!”

“Well we need something to do!” Radditz cried.

Goku looked at his brother and scratched his head. “Where’d ya get that big bump on your head?”

“You’re kid threw a rock at me when Turles landed on his mate.”

“Is Videl okay?”

“What am I a doctor?”

Vegeta growled and walk over to the four. “Get out, you’re not strong enough to beat any of us!”

“Fine!” Turles said as he and the others turned to leave.

Trunks suddenly snapped his fingers though. “I know how they can get stronger!” He said. “We can teach them fusion!”

“Fusion?” Radditz asked.

“Yeah, you know. Fusion.”

“What’s fusion?”

Trunks sighed. “Observe. Goten.”

Goten walked over and nodded. “Let’s do it.”

“Fuuuusiiionnnnnnn-ha!” The two shouted performing the fusion dance. A brilliant flash of light temporarily blinded them but when they could see again Gotenks was standing before them, a roostery grin on his face.

“Ya smell that?” The fusion asked sniffing the air.

“Smell what?” Radditz asked.

“Me totally reeking of awesomeness!” Gotenks shouted doing a pose.

“Ohhhhh that.” Turles said. “No…I do smell somebody cooking though.”

“Yeah. That’s my Trunks half’s mom.”

“Oh. Well then I don’t want any.”

Nappa nodded and walked over to the child. “So, we can do that too?”

“Ya sure can.” Gotenks said. “Though you won’t exhibit the same bad associty I do. All ya need to do is find somebody equal to you in power and near your size.”

“Like Radditz?”

“Yeah, like Radditz.”

Vegeta sighed. “You know…Kakarot. Let’s you and I fuse too.”

“Why?” Goku asked.

“I have no memories when we’re fused together and would like to forget as much as this as possible.”

“Oh. Okay.”

The two performed the fusion dance and formed Gogeta who walked over to the non-fused Saiyans and smirked.

“Okay boys.” He said. “Get in to groups of two. Radditz you’re with Nappa and Turles you’re with Brolly. First thing’s first, Brolly lower your power to match Turles’. It’s time me and Gotenks teach you guys to fuse.”

************************************************************************

Over at the Son Home Gohan shuttered.

“You okay son?” Chi Chi asked. “Are you cold?”

“No.” Gohan replied. “I just felt a little chill run up my spine as if something really, really bad was about to happen.”

“But your not cold?” She asked.

“Not cold.”

“Okay.”

“Eh.” Videl said as Chi Chi left the room. Gohan looked towards her and noticed the glazed look in her eyes then began shaking his head.

“Why me?”

************************************************************************

Back at Capsule Corp fusion training had begun.

“No! Not like that!” Gotenks shouted as Nappa and Radditz did a practise run. “If you do it like you’ll end up looking like some bug tub or lard!”

“Oh.” Radditz said. “Well who screwed it up?”

“Nappa.”

“What’s you problem Nappa!?” Radditz screamed. “I don’t want to be some fatty!”

Nappa sniffled a little. “Sorry Radditz.”

Turles and Brolly weren’t doing too good either.

“Come on Turles. You need to move faster.” Gotenks sighed.

“I’m trying!” Turles whined. “But it’s too d*mn hard to try and match Brolly’s speed. He’s got those long dancer’s legs and the gracefulness of a swan.”

“Oh for the love of god.”

“Ka?” Brolly asked. “Ka rott.”

“Yeah, I know it’s true. That’s the part about it that bothers me. Try again.”

The Four continued trying well into the evening. Gogeta and Gotenks had separated and refused a few times and had just refused.

“This is taking forever dads.” Gotenks grumbled.

“I know sons.” Gogeta sighed. “They just aren’t blessed with the mental abilities our Vegeta and Trunks sides contain.”

“Hey!” Radditz shouted.

“Prove me wrong Radditz!” Gogeta dared. “Prove me wrong!”

************************************************************************

Will Gogeta be proven wrong?
Did Videl once again brain her damage?
What are the fusions going to be called?
Are the Z Warriors who never get used in these stories going to call a strike?

Find out in Part Two of The 4th Fic Fusion Spectacular!

-Wow, I just realised 1/3 of the posts on this page of the board were by me. I should probably slow down a little. -

[~*Hieislove*~]

Little said:

-Wow, I just realised 1/3 of the posts on this page of the board were by me. I should probably slow down a little. -

Nah not at all , keep going, your good at writing and you write fast... I take my sweet @ss time


I like it alot , good job *pats head*

[Little Syxx]

You say that now but just wait untill every second post is an ATL episode or parody fic.

[~*Hieislove*~]

Little said:

You say that now but just wait untill every second post is an ATL episode or parody fic.

Actually I would still say go on. I like to read alot. I read everyones story, sometimes I post sometimes I dont. But please do go on, I like your stories very much. ;D

[Little Syxx]

The 4th Fic Fusion Spectacular: Part Two

“I think we got it!” Radditz laughed.

“Yeah. We’ve got it too!” Turles shouted.

Gotenks and Gogeta woke up from their sleep and walked over.

“We’ll see.” Gogeta said. “Both Gotenks and myself failed at our first attempt and seeing as the Four of you are dumb as dirt I’m sure you’ll fail Ten times-”

The Four didn’t wait for Gogeta to finish. They performed the dance and a flash of white light once again shone through Capsule Corp. When the light cleared Gotenks’ eyes widened.

“No way!” He shouted. “They got it right the first time!”

“You have just been OWNED! Courtesy of Nadditz!” The Nappa/Radditz fusion shouted.

“Heh. Looks like we’re smarter then ya thought.” The Brolly/Turles fusion laughed. “The name’s Brolles.”

Gogeta looked down towards Gotenks and handed him a twenty zeni bill. “All right, all right I was wrong. He didn’t end up with Brolly’s speaking problem.”

“Thank you.” Gotenks laughed as he looked over Nadditz and Brolles. “Heh, Nadditz.”

“Hey! What’s supposed to mean?” Nadditz asked glaring at the child.

“Oh nothing. It’s just, well, heh, never mind. I’ll let you figure it out yourself.”

Nadditz began scratching his head as Brolles rolled his eyes.

“Immature child.” He sighed as Bulma walked into the room and saw the four fusions.

“Oh for the love of god!”

“Oh, hey there half wife.” Gogeta said with a cheesy grin on his face and a wave. “I’d like you to meet Nadditz and Brolles.”

The two fusions waved hello as she walked over to Gogeta and Gotenks.

“Why did you teach those guys to fuse!?” She demanded. “Do we really need to make them stronger than they already are!?”

Gotenks and Gogeta looked towards the floor.

“Sorry, half mom.” Gotenks sighed. “They wanted to train with us when we’re unfused but they were too weak so we decided to teach them how to fuse so they’d be strong enough.”

“Then why are you fused right now?”

Gogeta and Gotenks paused.

“I forgot why we fused.” Gogeta replied. “I think my Vegeta half didn’t want to remember doing this or something. Man, he’ll sure be surprised when I defuse in 15 minutes.”

Bulma nodded. “Okay. Well, I guess I’ll be leaving you guys alone then. Don’t break anything.”

“Ka rott ka ka.” Brolles said causing the others to look over to him. “Oh, I mean, all right Bulma.”

Gogeta looked down and nudged Gotenks.

“You owe me 10 bucks sons.”

“Awwww nuts.” He sighed.

Bulma walked out of the room and Gotenks looked towards the new fusions.

“Say. What levels of Super Saiyan can you guys reach?”

Nadditz shrugged and powered up to Super Saiyan level Two as Brolles powered up to level Three. Gogeta and Gotenks soon followed as both went level Three too.

“Awww man.” Nadditz sighed. “I’m still the weakest ones here.”

************************************************************************

Back at the Son home Gohan dropped the book he was reading.

“Oh…god…no!” He shouted waking Videl up.

“What’s going on?” She asked. “Last thing I remember was Turles landing on me.

“I think somebody just taught Radditz, Turles, Nappa and Brolly how to fuse.” Gohan replied.

Chi Chi suddenly ran into the room. “What!? Somebody taught those idiots how to fuse!?”

“Yeah.” Gohan said. “I sense three warriors at Capsule Corp who’ve reached the third level of Super Saiyan and one whose reached the second.”

Chi Chi shook her head. “Do you think they’re planning something?” She asked, slightly concerned.

“I don’t think so.” Gohan said. “And even if they were they’re not really good at planning things anyways. Remember when we were planning that surprise party for dad’s birthday and uncle Radditz followed him everywhere for two weeks shouting ‘Happy Birth Kakarot!’ at the top of his lungs.”

“Well I’m still a little concerned.” Chi Chi sighed.

“Don’t worry Chi Chi, I’m sure everything will be fine. Gohan’s still stronger than them thanks to getting his powers unlocked during the fight with Buu so if they try anything I’m sure he’ll be able to stop them.” Videl said standing up and walking over to her.

“Me!?” Gohan asked. “Why can’t anybody else do it?”

“Because you’re the strongest person in the known universe.” Videl replied. “Beside, who else could do it?”

“Um, Mr Buu!”

“Nope. You’re still stronger.”

“Well, Buu could always turn them into candy.”

Videl sighed. “Remember the last time Buu turned a fusion into a candy?”

Gohan paused and then hung his head in defeat. “I guess I am the only one who can stop them if they try something. If anybody wants me I’ll be changing into one of my gis.”

He walked out of the room and Videl laughed a little. “I wonder if Radditz and Nappa fused together? Heh, Nadditz.”

************************************************************************

[Little Syxx]

Up on the look out Piccolo and Dende looked down towards the Earth.

“Why did we have to allow that stupid student exchange program mix up to happen then let Goku revive them with the Dragon Balls?” Piccolo asked the smaller Namek. “We should have known something like this would happen.”

Dende nodded. “Well you try saying no to Goku. He’s saved the Earth so many times I thought I’d do him a favour.”

Piccolo sighed. “Dende, a favour would be helping Goku catch a really big fish. Letting Goku revive four people who attempted to kill all of us is a little too big of a deed to consider a favour.”

“Well, 1/3 of you tried to kill everybody once.” Dende said.

Piccolo nodded. “Ya got me there kid. Let’s just hope nothing happens.”

“Awww come on Piccolo, what’s the worst thing they can do?”

************************************************************************

“So, you’re telling me that Bulma invented a ray gun that’ll get you and Gotenks your tails back?” Brolles asked.

Gogeta nodded. “Yeah. Then my Vegeta half can send that synthetic moon into the sky and we can finally see what would happen if a Super Saiyan went Ozaruu.”

“Ooooooooooo.” Nadditz said as Gotenks smirked.

“This’ll be perfect.” The young Saiyan said. “Somebody write that idea down before we all defuse.”

Brolles pulled out his list of evil deeds to try and added ‘Turn Ozaruu while as Super Saiyan.’ then looked over his list and crossed off ‘Push Hot Dog Cart into Pizzeria and declare there is now a fast food anarchy.’.

A few moments later Nadditz and Brolles defused.

“Wow.” Radditz said. “My head hurts.”

“Ka rott aka.”

“I guess that’s a side effect or something.” Nappa groaned.

Gogeta opened his mouth to speak but suddenly he and Gotenks also defused.

Vegeta shook his head then looked at Turles’ list of evil deeds to try and smirked.

“Hmmmmmm. This’ll be fun.” He said. “The woman finished building her Tail Ray this morning. All we have to do is wait until later tonight when she goes to her board meeting then go into her office and take it.”

Trunks looked at the list and got a smile on his face. “This is gonna be awesome!”

Goku grabbed the list and shook his head. “I really don’t think we should do this Vegeta.”

“And why the hell not!?” The Saiyan prince demanded.

“Well who here can control their Ozaruu forms?”

“He’s got a point there.” Nappa said.

Vegeta growled. “Controlling your Ozaruu form is actually quite simple. All you have to do is look at the moon on purpose and think of it as just another transformation.”

“That’s it!?” Goten asked. A little surprised that’s all it took.

Vegeta nodded. “Yes. It is, now, how are we going to kill the time until we can refuse and steal the Woman’s tail ray?”

************************************************************************
Gohan flew towards Capsule Corp. A very uneasy feeling in his stomach. When he walked in to the living quarters of the building he tried sensing the others.

“They’re in there.” He thought walking towards the balcony.

He slid open the glass door expecting to see four fused warriors planning to take over the world but instead saw Brolly hopping out of his chair.

“Rottka!” He shouted in victory.

“d*mn it!” Vegeta growled tossing the table off the balcony. “How can one Saiyan keep getting so many Yahtzees!?”

Gohan stared at them for a few seconds then walked over to his father.

“Um dad. Why was I sensing so much power coming from here?”

“Oh well you see.” Goku said, trying to come up with a convince lie. He looked over and noticed a wrapper in a nearby garbage can. He pulled it out and grinned. “We’ve been eating Power Bars.”

The group suddenly went dead silent as all of them looked towards Goku. After a few seconds a small popping noise was heard.

“What was that?” Radditz asked.

“The vein in my forehead.” Vegeta replied, getting up and walking back into the house. “Just another hour and our plan will be put into action.” He thought grabbing the Tail Ray out of Bulma’s lab and smirking.

************************************************************************

Will Earth survive four fused Super Saiyan Ozaruus?
Can Gohan stop them before it’s too late?
How does a Saiyan get as many Yahtzees as Brolly?
Will Nadditz eventually figure out why people laugh at his name?

Find out the answers to some of these questions and other in part three of The Fourth Fic Fusion Spectacular!

[Little Syxx]

The 4th Fic Fusion Spectacular Part Three

After his father had assured him there was nothing going on Gohan headed out the door. Instead of flying towards his house though the flew to the look out. When he got there he noticed Dende and Mr Popo had tied themselves to some of the palm trees and Piccolo had an uncharacteristic look of terror on his face.

“Um, hey guys. What’s going on?” Gohan asked.

“We’re all gonna die!” Dende screamed as Popo nodded and sighed sadly.

“I’m afraid Dende’s right Gohan. And to think, it’s been less than ten years since the Buu crisis and the Earth’s already going to be blowing up again.”

Gohan gulped and walked over to Piccolo.

“What’s going on? What could possibly blow up the Earth?”

Piccolo looked down at Gohan and shook a little as memories of Gohan’s childhood rampages popped into his head. “Well Gohan, it seems as if your father, brother, Vegeta and Trunks decided to teach the Saiyans how to fuse. It also seems as if Bulma has invented some kind of ray gun that’ll give Saiyans their tails back.”

“Okay. I see where your going with this but we’re safe right? There’s no moon.”

Piccolo shook his head. “We’re not safe Gohan. Vegeta can make a synthetic moon. Remember?”

Gohan paled slightly and nodded. “I see.” He stood still for a few moments, picturing all the possible scenarios in his head then screamed. “We are all gonna die!”

Mr Popo suddenly snapped his fingers. “Not necessarily. Gohan, if you destroy Bulma’s Tail Ray before it can be used then Vegeta, your father and the kids can’t get their tails back!”

“That’d be a great idea Mr Popo but it’s already too late. As soon as Gohan left Vegeta used the Tail Ray.” Piccolo sighed.

“Awwwww crap.” Gohan whined. “How much time do we have?”

“An hour. Vegeta’s waiting for Bulma to leave Capsule Corp. They’re going to do the transformations in his backyard.”

“H-h-his backyard!? Is he insane!?” Gohan screamed picturing four fused Ozaruus destroying West City then moving onto Satan City and continuing on from there until all the cities are destroyed. The fusion may last only thirty minutes, but that’d probably be all it takes for four Super Saiyan Ozaruus to destroy everything. The fact this was also the first time a Super Saiyan was going to turn Ozaruu also concerned Gohan.

“Well, I guess we should get you your tail back too kid.” Piccolo said. “Maybe if you can at least take one of them out. Apparently the key to controlling the Ozaruu form is to just think of it as another voluntary transformation.”

“That’s it?”

“That’s it.”

“Oh. Well, how am I going to get my tail back anyways?”

Piccolo smirked. “I’ll just dig into the Kami-sama 1/3 of my brain and see if there’s a spell in there for tail regrowth.”

Piccolo closed his eyes and began concentrating.

“How long is this going to take?” Gohan asked.

“Well, it could take between 5 minutes and 3 hours to find what I‘m looking for.”

“3 hours!?” Gohan asked. “By the time 3 hours is up we could be the only living people left on Earth!”

************************************************************************

Back at Capsule Corp the Saiyans were once again sitting around a table on the balcony.

“Five?” Radditz asked Vegeta hopefully, looking up towards the prince.

Vegeta smirked and shook his head. “Go fish fool.”

Radditz sighed and grabbed a card from the pile as Goten and Trunks were both looking at their tails.

“See Goten, it wasn’t purple.” Trunks said.

“Awww man, it would have been funny it was.” He sighed.

“No it wouldn’t Goten.”

“It’d be funny for me.”

Trunks was about to punch him in the head when his mother walked over.

“Well, looks like I’ve gotta go. Vegeta, make sure you watch Bra and Trunks don’t break anything.”

“Okay.” Trunks replied, trying to hide tail.

“Bye Bulma.” Goku said nervously as she walked into the elevator.

A few minutes later Bulma drove off and Vegeta had the biggest smirk anyone had ever seen on his face.

“Let’s go.” He said flying down to the backyard. “We’ve got some fusing to do.”

************************************************************************

Up on the look out Piccolo snapped his fingers.

“I’ve got it!” He said, placing a hand on Gohan’s head. “Now this may hurt a little.”

“What do you meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god! What are you doing!?” Gohan screamed.

“Regrowing your tail.” Piccolo sighed placing a finger in one of his ears. “Now would you mind not screaming like that?”

“But it hurts!”

“Oh suck it up you wuss it’ll only be a few more minutes.”

“Minutes?” Gohan cried. “But I want my tail back now.”

Piccolo rolled his eyes. “And they call you the strongest warriors in the universe.”

************************************************************************

In the backyard of Capsule Corp the Saiyans had already refused and were preparing to turn Ozaruu.

[Little Syxx]

“Now remember.” Gogeta said. “Just think of it as another transformation. Ready?”

The others nodded.

“Okay then.”

Gogeta held his hand out and began created the synthetic moon. It rose into the sky and when they were ready the fusions all looked up and began transforming.

************************************************************************

Down in Hell Saladaras, Bardock and Zuchina were walking towards Frieza with a crystal ball in their hands.

“Oh Frieza.” Bardock called.

“What do you want?” The tyrant growled.

“We want to show you something.” Zuchina replied with a smile.

“What?”

“This." Saladaras said showing Frieza the four fused Ozaruu.

“Aghhhhhhh! Monkeys!” Frieza screamed running away, flailing his arms wildly.

The three dead Saiyans all began laughing.

“This place is paradise.” Bardock sighed before bursting into another round of laughs.

Saladaras looked down at the ball though and scratched his head.

“Why are they gold?” Saladaras asked.

“Who cares!?” Zuchina replied, still laughing about Frieza.

************************************************************************

At the Son house Videl and Chi Chi were sitting down watching TV when the show they were watching was interrupted.

“Hello everybody this is Tabb Lloyd from Z-TV News. We have reports that four giant golden apes have just walked out of the backyard of the Capsule Corporation HQ. We now bring you there live to special field correspondent Ivanna Gohoam.”

Chi Chi turned off the TV and growled. “What the hell do they think they’re doing!?” She shouted. “They’re gonna kill us all!”

Videl looked towards Chi Chi and shrugged. “We could go over there and talk to them. You could probably scare some sense into them.”

Chi Chi glared at Videl and she gulped. “Yeah, just like that. Come on, I‘ll fly over and you can follow me on the Nimbus.”

************************************************************************

On the look out Gohan’s tail was finally regrown.

“Thanks Piccolo.” Gohan said. “I guess now all I’ve got to do is go down there and try to stop them.”

He looked down towards the Earth and handed Piccolo a piece of paper.

“What’s this?” The Namek asked.

“My will.” Gohan replied, flying down towards the Earth to try and stop four giant golden apes.

************************************************************************

Will Gohan stop the four fused Golden Ozaruus?
Can Chi Chi scare some sense into the four Ozaruus?
Could one of the Ozaruus will grab Videl then climb a tall building?
Is Frieza going to one day recover from the shock of seeing four giant Ozaruus?
What’s with all the Ozaruu questions?

Find out in the Fourth and final part of The Fourth Fic Fusion Spectacular!

[Little Syxx]

Well, seeing as I didn’t bother describing what Nadditz and Brolles look like yet I guess I should do that now just in case anybody is wondering.

Nadditz: The same build as Radditz and Nappa. Hair like Radditz’ but not as long, facial hair like Nappa and the standard fusion pants and jacket.

Brolles: Build is like that of a non-Super Saiyan Brolly with hair like Turles’ but a little longer and wearing the standard fusion pants and jacket.

There we go. Now to the story

The Fourth Fic Fusion Spectacular: Part Four

Gohan flew as fast as he could to Capsule Corp. When he got there he noticed Videl and his mother had already arrived.

“Are you guys okay!?” He asked.

They nodded. “We’re fine.” Chi Chi told him. “The four of them are in control of themselves and said the only reason they transformed was to see what would happen if a Super Saiyan turned Ozaruu.”

Gohan let out a sigh of relief and turned to leave when he felt Videl tap his shoulder.

“Why do you have your tail back?” She asked.

“Huh, oh yeah, my tail. Well, I had this crazy idea that I’d have to fight the others so I had Piccolo grow my tail back.”

He began to laugh and soon enough his mother and Videl joined in. The four Gold Ozaruus also began laughing and suddenly all of the other Z Warriors and their families flew down towards Capsule Corp. They too were laughing.

As they continued to laugh the Saiyans who were fused somehow flew down towards them and also started to laugh.

“Hot fudge sundaes for all!” Vegeta shouted, magically pulling a sundae out of thin air as hot fudge sundaes began raining from the sky.

Gohan suddenly opened his eyes though and realised that was all just a dream. He was laying where Capsule Corp used to be surrounded by rubble and flaming trees. His mother, Videl, Bura, Bulma, Dr Briefs and Mrs Briefs looking down at him.

“I had the most wonderful dream.” Gohan sighed. “And you were all in it. We laughed a lot then Vegeta gave us all hot fudge sundaes.”

“Um…okay.” Videl said, blinking a few times.

He stood up and dusted off his pants. “Where did the others do? And where‘s the fake moon.” He asked, he looked around though and another question popped into this head. “And what happened here?”

“The fusions thought it’d be fun to spar as Ozaruus.” Chi Chi growled.

Bulma nodded. “We don’t where the others went and the fake moon’s in the backyard.”

“Okay thanks.” Gohan said heading towards the backyard. “You guys should find a phone and call the others. Tell them to head to the look out.”

Videl nodded and pulled out her cell phone as Gohan walked into the backyard, looking up at the moon and turning into a gold Ozaruu like the others.

“Now, where would four giant golden Saiyan apes be?” Gohan asked himself.

************************************************************************

In downtown Satan City the gold Ozaruus were sitting outside a Banana factory. Brolles had torn the roof off of it and the four were grabbing the bananas out of the storage bins, being careful not to grab the people who worked there, as Gotenks had discovered they don‘t taste very good.

“Ahhhhhhhh, this is great.” Gogeta sighed. “Just the four of us, all big and shiny, eating Bananas straight from the factory. This truly is a great time to be alive.”

Gotenks nodded and stood up. “Well, I’m getting’ kinda thirsty. Who wants to come with me to the local soda plant.”

“Can we pick up some chips too?” Nadditz asked.

“Sure! And while we’re at it let’s get some candy!”

“Actually, I was planning on heading to Kash’s. They’ve got an all you can eat goin’ on today for lunch.” Brolles said.

The mouths of the Ozaruus watered. “Mmmmmm, all you can eat.” Gogeta sighed as the drool from the Saiyans began flooding the factory.

They stood up but suddenly noticed another Ozaruu heading towards them.

“Hey half big brother.” Gotenks said with a wave. “I see you decided to turn into an Ozaruu too!”

Gohan nodded. “Yeah. I’m here to stop you guys from destroying anything.”

Gogeta laughed. “I’ll have you know boy that while you may be stronger than Gotenks and Nadditz me and Brolles still out class you.”

“I know. But what are you going to do when you defuse?”

Gogeta paused. “Good question.”

Gohan laughed but his laughter was cut short by a punch to the face by Brolles which knocked him to the ground.

“I’ve always wanted to punch out the world’s strongest man.” Brolles said with a cheesy grin on his face. “Now, to the all you can eat buffet!”

The four gold Ozaruus headed towards Kash’s as Gohan sat up.

“They’re heading to the all you can eat buffet? How do they expect to get in? They should already know that if the roof is torn off Kash will be too cheap to replace it. He’ll just close the place down and he’s the only person who hasn’t banned them from eating at his restaurant yet.”

Gohan didn’t stay too long to think though. He just stood up and started following them.

************************************************************************

In the downtown are Mr Satan was laying back in his sofa watching the 24th Tournament and chugging back a beer. Just as it was getting to the Championship fight Mr Buu entered the room and tapped him on the shoulder.

“Door for you Mr Satan.”

Hercule gulped. “Is it 18 after more money?”

Buu shook his head. “Nope. Buu asked.”

[Little Syxx]

“Oh, okay.” Hercule said heading towards the door. When he opened it he screamed and fell to the ground. The four fused Ozaruus bursts into laughter.

“You were right Gogeta. That was funny.” Nadditz said when he noticed the clock tower near Hercule’s house. “Wow, we’d better hurry up! We’ve only got 10 minutes until we defuse!”

Gogeta, Nadditz and Brolles all ran towards Kash’s as Gotenks looked down at Hercule, then smiled and put him on the top of the clock tower and ran after the others.

“Wait for me guys!”

************************************************************************

Up on the look out the Z Warriors and their families were told what was going on and got a little concerned.

“Wow, and I thought you guys just wanted to see me again for fun.” Yamcha sighed.

“So we’ve got five golden apes walking around Satan City trampling buildings?” Tien asked. “Shouldn’t we fly down there and chop of their tails?”

“You can if you want.” Krillin said. “I’m not goin’ down there!”

************************************************************************

Erasa and Sharpener sat in Kash’s. Sharpener looked like hadn’t gotten any sleep in months and was twitching as he spoke to Erasa.

“Gohan’s uncle is a terrible, terrible roommate. The man doesn’t even sleep at night. He just lays there, talking to himself about which brands of potato chips taste better, how fun his classes are and how much he misses the TV shows he’d watch if he were back in Hell. Why would there be TV in hell!? And he eats all the food. One time I spend over a hundred zeni of groceries, went to the bathroom and walked out and it was all gone! He‘s driving me insane!”

Erasa looked at him, unsure of what to say. “Well, Videl also speaks in her sleep.” She said weakly, trying to make Sharpener feel better.

“Does she say anything about me?”

“Well, yeah. It’s not very good though.”

“Oh.”

The two continued to talk when suddenly the ground began to shake.

“Okay everybody! You know the drill! Get under the table and if you break anything when your heading down there you’re paying for it!” Kash screamed diving under the counter.

Everybody else in the restaurant soon followed and a few seconds later the shaking stopped and the doorbell rang.

“First customer to get that gets free food for a week.” Kash said, not wanting to answer the door.

“Free you say?” Sharpener asked. Kash nodded and opened the door then screamed, standing there were the four fused Ozaruus.

“Hey there half roommate.” Nadditz said. “Who’d a thought I’d see you here?”

“Um, hey…” Sharpener squeaked. “Um, I’m guessing you want to see Les huh?”

“Why yes I do.”

“Okay.” Sharpener said with a nod turning to Kash. “It’s for you.”

Kash headed towards the door as the other customers got up from the floor and back to their food.

When he opened the door he nearly fainted.

“We’re here for the all you can eat.” Gogeta said handing him some money. “That’s enough for the four of us right?”

Before Kash could answer Gohan ran over. “Wait!”

“Oh fine.” Gogeta sighed giving Les more money. “Here. That should be enough to cover him too right?”

Gohan put his hand against his forehead and sighed. “What makes you guys think you could get in?”

The fusions eyes suddenly widened.

“I never thought about that.” Gotenks said.

“Karott ka aka.” Brolles said. “Er, I mean, neither did I.”

The fusions sighed then Gogeta snapped his fingers. “I’ve got it!” He said. “I know how we can get in without hurting the foolish humans and damaging the precious food! We just have to get smaller.”

“And how do you expect to do that?” Gohan sighed.

“Um, I’ll just imagine myself getting smaller.” Gogeta replied starting to imagine himself as the others fusions began doing the same.

“That’s the stupidest idea I’ve ever…” Gohan stopped speaking when he noticed the fusions glowing and shrinking down. A few moments later he was looking down at the fusions except they were now covered in fur.

“It worked! And hey, looks like we’ve got a new level of Super Saiyan!” Gogeta shouted with a smile on his face when suddenly he and the other Saiyans defused. While Goten, Trunk, Radditz, Turles, Nappa and Brolly looked normal Goku and Vegeta were still in the new form of Super Saiyan.

“I feel funny.” Goku whined when he suddenly noticed where they were. “Hey, all you can eat!” He said walking in as the other followed behind him.

“I hate my life.” Gohan grumbled as he too imagined himself getting smaller and shrank down to the 4th level of Super Saiyan.

************************************************************************

Later that night the Z Warriors decided that since they were all together they’d might as well have dinner together. They did it outside the Son house because Capsule Corp was still nothing but a pile of rubble. Everybody decided that the whole Ozaruu thing probably wasn’t a great idea so the next time they gathered the Dragon Balls they’d wish for all of the damage caused by the Gold Ozaruus to be fixed and for Vegeta to forget how to create the synthetic moon. In the end everybody was happy except.

Well, everybody except Vegeta who protested the second wish and ended up getting kicked in the groin by Bulma for it, all of the people trampled and eaten by the Ozaruus because the line up to get into Heaven was a long one, Sharpener because he was still stuck with Radditz as a roommate and Mr Satan who was still stuck on the clock tower.

Everybody else though really had no complaints.

************************************************************************

The End!

[Trunksangel79]

That was a good and funny story.

[Little Syxx]

Thanks.

The next story will be up sometime within the next few days.

I won't give out the title because it gives away most of the plot (much like the title of this one. ) but it'll be the first time some of the characters in this story will be used in a DB/Z/GT parody fic! Well...atleast the first time I've ever seen them used in a DB/Z/GT parody fic...I'm somebodies used them before.

[SockPerson]

Oh man, I loved it! ;D

You have a knack for creating classic moments.

Great great work.