Post by Little Syxx on Apr 14, 2005 16:44:23 GMT -5
Gokuromario & Little Syxx Present:
Dragon Ball Z The Musical
The sun rose on yet another beautiful day up in the mountains as Gohan, Videl and Goten sat at the breakfast table. Chi Chi was cooking at the oven as Goten began making faces after catching a sniff of what Chi Chi was making.
“Ugh, what is that?” Goten whispered.
Gohan shrugged. “I’m not really sure. Mom told us she was making a healthy breakfast so whatever it is probably won’t be that good.”
Videl looked over at Chi Chi and noticed a strange gas floating towards the ceiling and her eyes windened. “Whatever that is probably isn’t fit for human, or Saiyan consumption.”
“Goku!” Chi Chi screamed causing the others to cover their ears in pain. “Time for breakfast!”
Moments later they heard loud humming noise as Goku flung open the doors to the kitchen, a large grin on his face.
*
Song 1: Food Glorious Food
Goku-“Food Glorious Food
French toast and some bacon
I’m living the mood
Tell me what you’re makin”
Chi-Chi-“it’s spinach and radishes”
Goku-“you’re calling that breakfast”
Chi-Chi-“just sit down and eat your slop”
Goku-“I better think fast”
“Hey, what’s over there!?”
Chi-Ch-”Where?”
As Chi Chi turned her head Goku began grabbing bags of chips out of the cubords and various stuff from out of the fridge and began eating it.
“Food Glorious food, cheese bagels wrapped in pork”
Goten-“Don’t forget to chew”
Gohan-“here’s your knife and fork”
Goku-“Thanks guys, I really mean it
Such beautiful children
Wonder if they taste as sweet, as roast chicken”
While Goten and Gohan continue to sing Goku throws the unhealthy snack food under the table as Chi Chi turns her head. Videl’s head currently looking towards the floor and shaking at the scene in front of her.
All-“FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD, there’s nothing quite like it”
Goten-“I’m still in the mood”
Gohan-“well it’s hard to fight it”
All-“So we might get heart attacks, from high cholesterol
“Serve me another slice, FOOD FOR ALL”
Goku-“I’m talking BOUT”
All-“FOOD, WONDERFUL FOOD, BEAUTIFUL FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD”
Goku-“I love food, when do we eat”
Gohan-“dad, we just ate, I’m pretty sure you were busy stuffing your face before the second chorus”
Goku-“oh, does that mean no seconds”
Goten-“here we go”
All-“FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD, dipped far into chocolate
Smothered in whipped cream, and coated in nougat
What is it that makes us fat? That we find appealing”
Chi-chi-“stop throwing this tasteless crap, on our ceiling”
Goku-“but chi-chi, I’M TALKIN BOUT FOOD, WONDERFUL FOOD, I WANT SOME FOOD, THIS IS NOT GOOD, I WANT SOME FOOD, GLORIOUS FFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD”
*
“Shut up and eat it Goku! That’s all I’m giving you!” Chi Chi shouted hitting Goku over the head with a frying pan causing Goku to yelp in pain and Gohan and Goten wince at the all too familiar sound of pan against skull. “And will you get out of that tuxedo, put down that cane and take off that top hat! You look like an idiot!”
“Sorry.” Goku sighed putting his head down. “I’ll change back into my normal clothes.”
“Good, remember. We’re heading over to Capsule Corp with Gohan and Videl after Goten leaves for school.”
“Awww man.” Goten grumbled. “Why do I have to go to school while Gohan and Videl get to go to Capsule Corp?”
The sound of skull against frying pan once again echoed through the Son home.
“That’s why.”
-
A few minutes later Goten walked into Orange Star with Trunks, Paris and Valise.
“Man, your mom sure likes to use that frying pan.” Trunks laughed as he got a good look at the bump on Goten’s head.
“You really should call children’s aide or something the next time your mother does that.” Valise told him. “That’s child abuse.”
“Children’s aide?” Goten asked, a little out of it. “Maybe some other fic…”
“Fic?” Paris asked. “What are you talking about?”
Goten looked up at Paris and glared. “What are you talking about?”
Trunks sighed and shook his head a little. “He’s a little screwed in the head right now. Sometimes when he gets hit in the head he thinks he’s a character from a popular show being written into a story by a fan.”
“Seriously? Wow, that‘s pretty bad.” Valise said as Goten ran over and hid behind one of the garbage cans. “What’s he doing now?”
“He thinks he’s being written into a team up fic.” Trunks told her. “Apparently they scare him or something. I’m not too sure. I try to ask him but he begins ranting about little light weight wrestlers, his father and video game characters.”
-
As Goten hid from the people he claims “watch him” Goku, Chi Chi, Gohan and Videl were walking towards Capsule Corp.
“So, you wanna spar with me, Neko Majin Z and Vegeta?” Goku asked his son.
Gohan paused to think for a moments. He hadn’t done any real training in a long time and from what he had heard Goku student Z was already pretty powerful…for a cat. He smiled though and nodded. “Sure, sounds like fun. I just hope Vegeta isn’t angry about anything.”
“Well, does he look angry?” Videl asked sarcastically pointing up at the window. There, staring towards them was Vegeta. When he noticed Videl saw him he quickly shut the curtains and turned around, running into Neko Majin Z.
Z-"hey Veggie, whatcha doin"
vegeta-"oh nothing, just staring at the face of mockery, thinking about how much i hate this planet and stuff i guess"
Z-”Sound like fun. Mind if I join you?”
Vegeta-“Get out of my sight.”
Z-”Awwww come one! I was just kidding.”
Vegeta-”Out!”
Z-“veggie, why not just give up this whole I hate the world thing, it’s driving us all a little insane, if you know what I mean, so why do you go on like nothing matters to you”
Vegeta-“oh Z, you just cant understand the ways of the Saijans just like that, it takes years of analogy and catchy theme songs to get to grips with a saijans personality”
Z-“well try me”
*
Song 2: Why Must I Be This Guy
Vegeta-“oh Z, you do not understand, I’ve lived a life or torture”
“Being better than the rest is what I’ve always dreamt of being”
Z-“what’s wrong with second best”
Vegeta-“it sucks and your wives breasts are puny”
Z-“what those huge knockers, are you kidding”
Vegeta-“foolish little child, those tits are like a child’s, have you ever seen a true saijans BOOOOOBS, I think not, so shut up and let me finish you innate little……..”
Vegeta-“I was a slave, a slave to humanity and I spit upon the face of destiny”
Z-“I don’t think he’d like that”
Vegeta-“it’s a metaphor you stupid little monkey whore, now let me finish BOY”
“I did not know my father or my mother yet I’m still expected”
“to live my life the way that they decide”
Z-“that must really suck”
Vegeta-“IT DID, especially when picking up chicks or getting hash, those little johnsons only wanted me for my cash”
Z-“ok you’ve got my attention keep going on with your retentions”
Vegeta-“AND I WILL”
“I came to earth expecting to see wonders, then blow them up cause they just
make me sick”
“I started to feel weird staring at nappas beard, so I blasted him away, in a
Flick!”
“Kakarot was always too d*mn roostery, so I kicked in the balls and made him
cry”
Z-“what happened next Mr Vegeta”
Vegeta-“I turned into an ape and he shot me in the eye”
Z-“little bastard, that must have really hurt”
Vegeta-“how do you think I feel, being on the receiving end”
“now speaking of ends I think it’s time, that we must put an end to this
rhyme and start the f**king chorus before I go blind”
Chorus
Vegeta-“Why must I be this guy who’s always second rate”
“When I’ve always hoped that someday I’d be great”
“Now I’m sick of this d*mn world, I’d blow it up real good”
“If that didn’t mean that I would hesitate”
“Someday this world will bow down to its master”
“And I will rule the world just like I should”
“Bow down before your every ruling master”
“And I shall spare you, from your fate”
Verse 2
Vegeta-“I want a cheese sandwich”
“But there’s always a hand to grab it when I do”
“He took my pride by turning super saijan before me, and now he wants to
steal my sandwich too”
“Well I’ve had enough of this foolish clown, always dragging me down”
“Making me feel small”
Z-“but you are small dude and there’s no denying it”
Vegeta-“shut up you pink bastard you little crap”
“I have had enough of these little quirks, I will pummel you if you do it once
again, now where was I before I was interrupted, now I remember
LET’S START AGAIN”
Chorus
Vegeta-“Why must I be this guy who’s always second rate”
“When I’ve always hoped that someday I’d be great”
“He’s been one step ahead since I can remember “
“Then there’s his son, and his other son, what is wrong with reality isn’t one
Enough”
“I’ll prove to them all, that I can stand tall, I won’t be stopped at all”
“My revenge will be sweet as he gets down on his feet”
“He'll have to look me in the eyes and tell me I'm the best"
Z-“but vegeta, your so short”
Vegeta-“SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING PEST”
*
A knock was heard at the door and Z let out a sigh of relief.
“I’ll get it!” He said running towards the door. Vegeta turned his head and growled, wishing he had a case of extra large paper clips handy. As he turned to make a sandwich and forget about his problems for a few moments he felt a phone book hit him in the side of the head.
“Stop book marking the plastic surgery section Vegeta!” Bulma shouted. “I’m not getting implants!”
“Don’t knock them until you try it woman!” Vegeta screamed.
-
The rest of the morning went by a smoothly as things ever do in Satan City. Goten’s homeroom teacher, Mr Grayson, was a little angered by Goten’s ranting of not wanting to say anything out of fear it would be written down but by the time he got to his math teacher, Mr Hina’s, class he was relatively normal. The lunch bell rang and as fast as he could Goten ran out class, nearly knocking down vice principal Bore but not caring because, for at least an hour or two, he was free!
Dragon Ball Z The Musical
The sun rose on yet another beautiful day up in the mountains as Gohan, Videl and Goten sat at the breakfast table. Chi Chi was cooking at the oven as Goten began making faces after catching a sniff of what Chi Chi was making.
“Ugh, what is that?” Goten whispered.
Gohan shrugged. “I’m not really sure. Mom told us she was making a healthy breakfast so whatever it is probably won’t be that good.”
Videl looked over at Chi Chi and noticed a strange gas floating towards the ceiling and her eyes windened. “Whatever that is probably isn’t fit for human, or Saiyan consumption.”
“Goku!” Chi Chi screamed causing the others to cover their ears in pain. “Time for breakfast!”
Moments later they heard loud humming noise as Goku flung open the doors to the kitchen, a large grin on his face.
*
Song 1: Food Glorious Food
Goku-“Food Glorious Food
French toast and some bacon
I’m living the mood
Tell me what you’re makin”
Chi-Chi-“it’s spinach and radishes”
Goku-“you’re calling that breakfast”
Chi-Chi-“just sit down and eat your slop”
Goku-“I better think fast”
“Hey, what’s over there!?”
Chi-Ch-”Where?”
As Chi Chi turned her head Goku began grabbing bags of chips out of the cubords and various stuff from out of the fridge and began eating it.
“Food Glorious food, cheese bagels wrapped in pork”
Goten-“Don’t forget to chew”
Gohan-“here’s your knife and fork”
Goku-“Thanks guys, I really mean it
Such beautiful children
Wonder if they taste as sweet, as roast chicken”
While Goten and Gohan continue to sing Goku throws the unhealthy snack food under the table as Chi Chi turns her head. Videl’s head currently looking towards the floor and shaking at the scene in front of her.
All-“FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD, there’s nothing quite like it”
Goten-“I’m still in the mood”
Gohan-“well it’s hard to fight it”
All-“So we might get heart attacks, from high cholesterol
“Serve me another slice, FOOD FOR ALL”
Goku-“I’m talking BOUT”
All-“FOOD, WONDERFUL FOOD, BEAUTIFUL FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD”
Goku-“I love food, when do we eat”
Gohan-“dad, we just ate, I’m pretty sure you were busy stuffing your face before the second chorus”
Goku-“oh, does that mean no seconds”
Goten-“here we go”
All-“FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD, dipped far into chocolate
Smothered in whipped cream, and coated in nougat
What is it that makes us fat? That we find appealing”
Chi-chi-“stop throwing this tasteless crap, on our ceiling”
Goku-“but chi-chi, I’M TALKIN BOUT FOOD, WONDERFUL FOOD, I WANT SOME FOOD, THIS IS NOT GOOD, I WANT SOME FOOD, GLORIOUS FFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD”
*
“Shut up and eat it Goku! That’s all I’m giving you!” Chi Chi shouted hitting Goku over the head with a frying pan causing Goku to yelp in pain and Gohan and Goten wince at the all too familiar sound of pan against skull. “And will you get out of that tuxedo, put down that cane and take off that top hat! You look like an idiot!”
“Sorry.” Goku sighed putting his head down. “I’ll change back into my normal clothes.”
“Good, remember. We’re heading over to Capsule Corp with Gohan and Videl after Goten leaves for school.”
“Awww man.” Goten grumbled. “Why do I have to go to school while Gohan and Videl get to go to Capsule Corp?”
The sound of skull against frying pan once again echoed through the Son home.
“That’s why.”
-
A few minutes later Goten walked into Orange Star with Trunks, Paris and Valise.
“Man, your mom sure likes to use that frying pan.” Trunks laughed as he got a good look at the bump on Goten’s head.
“You really should call children’s aide or something the next time your mother does that.” Valise told him. “That’s child abuse.”
“Children’s aide?” Goten asked, a little out of it. “Maybe some other fic…”
“Fic?” Paris asked. “What are you talking about?”
Goten looked up at Paris and glared. “What are you talking about?”
Trunks sighed and shook his head a little. “He’s a little screwed in the head right now. Sometimes when he gets hit in the head he thinks he’s a character from a popular show being written into a story by a fan.”
“Seriously? Wow, that‘s pretty bad.” Valise said as Goten ran over and hid behind one of the garbage cans. “What’s he doing now?”
“He thinks he’s being written into a team up fic.” Trunks told her. “Apparently they scare him or something. I’m not too sure. I try to ask him but he begins ranting about little light weight wrestlers, his father and video game characters.”
-
As Goten hid from the people he claims “watch him” Goku, Chi Chi, Gohan and Videl were walking towards Capsule Corp.
“So, you wanna spar with me, Neko Majin Z and Vegeta?” Goku asked his son.
Gohan paused to think for a moments. He hadn’t done any real training in a long time and from what he had heard Goku student Z was already pretty powerful…for a cat. He smiled though and nodded. “Sure, sounds like fun. I just hope Vegeta isn’t angry about anything.”
“Well, does he look angry?” Videl asked sarcastically pointing up at the window. There, staring towards them was Vegeta. When he noticed Videl saw him he quickly shut the curtains and turned around, running into Neko Majin Z.
Z-"hey Veggie, whatcha doin"
vegeta-"oh nothing, just staring at the face of mockery, thinking about how much i hate this planet and stuff i guess"
Z-”Sound like fun. Mind if I join you?”
Vegeta-“Get out of my sight.”
Z-”Awwww come one! I was just kidding.”
Vegeta-”Out!”
Z-“veggie, why not just give up this whole I hate the world thing, it’s driving us all a little insane, if you know what I mean, so why do you go on like nothing matters to you”
Vegeta-“oh Z, you just cant understand the ways of the Saijans just like that, it takes years of analogy and catchy theme songs to get to grips with a saijans personality”
Z-“well try me”
*
Song 2: Why Must I Be This Guy
Vegeta-“oh Z, you do not understand, I’ve lived a life or torture”
“Being better than the rest is what I’ve always dreamt of being”
Z-“what’s wrong with second best”
Vegeta-“it sucks and your wives breasts are puny”
Z-“what those huge knockers, are you kidding”
Vegeta-“foolish little child, those tits are like a child’s, have you ever seen a true saijans BOOOOOBS, I think not, so shut up and let me finish you innate little……..”
Vegeta-“I was a slave, a slave to humanity and I spit upon the face of destiny”
Z-“I don’t think he’d like that”
Vegeta-“it’s a metaphor you stupid little monkey whore, now let me finish BOY”
“I did not know my father or my mother yet I’m still expected”
“to live my life the way that they decide”
Z-“that must really suck”
Vegeta-“IT DID, especially when picking up chicks or getting hash, those little johnsons only wanted me for my cash”
Z-“ok you’ve got my attention keep going on with your retentions”
Vegeta-“AND I WILL”
“I came to earth expecting to see wonders, then blow them up cause they just
make me sick”
“I started to feel weird staring at nappas beard, so I blasted him away, in a
Flick!”
“Kakarot was always too d*mn roostery, so I kicked in the balls and made him
cry”
Z-“what happened next Mr Vegeta”
Vegeta-“I turned into an ape and he shot me in the eye”
Z-“little bastard, that must have really hurt”
Vegeta-“how do you think I feel, being on the receiving end”
“now speaking of ends I think it’s time, that we must put an end to this
rhyme and start the f**king chorus before I go blind”
Chorus
Vegeta-“Why must I be this guy who’s always second rate”
“When I’ve always hoped that someday I’d be great”
“Now I’m sick of this d*mn world, I’d blow it up real good”
“If that didn’t mean that I would hesitate”
“Someday this world will bow down to its master”
“And I will rule the world just like I should”
“Bow down before your every ruling master”
“And I shall spare you, from your fate”
Verse 2
Vegeta-“I want a cheese sandwich”
“But there’s always a hand to grab it when I do”
“He took my pride by turning super saijan before me, and now he wants to
steal my sandwich too”
“Well I’ve had enough of this foolish clown, always dragging me down”
“Making me feel small”
Z-“but you are small dude and there’s no denying it”
Vegeta-“shut up you pink bastard you little crap”
“I have had enough of these little quirks, I will pummel you if you do it once
again, now where was I before I was interrupted, now I remember
LET’S START AGAIN”
Chorus
Vegeta-“Why must I be this guy who’s always second rate”
“When I’ve always hoped that someday I’d be great”
“He’s been one step ahead since I can remember “
“Then there’s his son, and his other son, what is wrong with reality isn’t one
Enough”
“I’ll prove to them all, that I can stand tall, I won’t be stopped at all”
“My revenge will be sweet as he gets down on his feet”
“He'll have to look me in the eyes and tell me I'm the best"
Z-“but vegeta, your so short”
Vegeta-“SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING PEST”
*
A knock was heard at the door and Z let out a sigh of relief.
“I’ll get it!” He said running towards the door. Vegeta turned his head and growled, wishing he had a case of extra large paper clips handy. As he turned to make a sandwich and forget about his problems for a few moments he felt a phone book hit him in the side of the head.
“Stop book marking the plastic surgery section Vegeta!” Bulma shouted. “I’m not getting implants!”
“Don’t knock them until you try it woman!” Vegeta screamed.
-
The rest of the morning went by a smoothly as things ever do in Satan City. Goten’s homeroom teacher, Mr Grayson, was a little angered by Goten’s ranting of not wanting to say anything out of fear it would be written down but by the time he got to his math teacher, Mr Hina’s, class he was relatively normal. The lunch bell rang and as fast as he could Goten ran out class, nearly knocking down vice principal Bore but not caring because, for at least an hour or two, he was free!
