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Post by TheDarkPrince on Mar 27, 2005 4:42:41 GMT -5
These books are so f**king funny! For anyone who doesn't know, they are a collection of stories about how complete idiots have managed to kill, severely injure, or humiliate themselves in incredibly stupid ways. Like the man who turned on an electric current in a river to electrocute the fish, and then waded in to collect his catch. Or the student who stapled his balls to a table, covered them in cigarette lighter fluid, and the set them alight to win 250NZ$. Or the woman who called the police to inform them that she had been ripped off in a drug deal (She hadn't ;D. I love that one!). There are too many good ones to count. Just read it.!
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Post by BlackCoven on Mar 27, 2005 5:05:55 GMT -5
Thats funny, kinda reminds me of this article I read about the craziest court cases ever won. One of these and I swear I am not making this up. I guy bought a brand new $150, 000 RV/camper from a dealership. One week later, he was driving on the highway and decided that he would AT THAT MOMENT go make himself a cup of coffee. To the obvious reader, the rv crashed and he ended up puncturing a lung, ruptured a splean, and brok 20 some odd bones. He then sued the company that made the RV and claimed they were responsible because it never said in the manual that the RV souldn't drive itself......
still with me, guess what, he f***ing WON! I about shyt myself when I read that, unbelievable...
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Post by TheDarkPrince on Mar 27, 2005 5:17:00 GMT -5
Ah yes, reminds me of one of the best Darwin Awards. A guy from Michigan had just bought himself a brand new, 37,000$ Jeep for Christmas. To celebrate, he went down to the pub for a few drinks with his mates. They al got p*ssed, and decided that the would go out duck shooting. They loaded up the new Jeep with more beer, the dog, and some duck shot and guns. They get to the lake for their hunting expedition, and it's frozen over. They decide to use dynamite to blow a hole in the surface, and decide the best technique to do this is to light the fuse and then throw the stick as far as possible. Which they do. Now, remember I mentioned they had a dog with them? A born and bred Golden Retriever. It rushes after the stick of dynamite, gets it in it's mouth and proudly returns toit's owner. The owner (still drunk) shoots the dog twice. Because he's using duck shot, the dog is just confused rather than hurt, and it runs underneath the brand new, 37,000$ Jeep. I think it's pretty obvious what happens next. The owner is still mourning the loss of his dog, and paying monthly 200$ instalments for his brand new Jeep at the bottom of the lake.
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Post by BlackCoven on Mar 27, 2005 6:43:32 GMT -5
ha ha ha, thats funny, what a tool!
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Post by TheDarkPrince on Mar 27, 2005 11:32:43 GMT -5
Yeah, I know. It's incredible how stupid some of the peoplein it are.
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