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Post by gokuromario on Feb 26, 2005 18:56:40 GMT -5
hmm interesting, i've never heard that story before, but i didnt think it was much of a joke but strangely i wanna hear more
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StoneTitan
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Post by StoneTitan on Feb 27, 2005 9:20:13 GMT -5
hmm interesting, i've never heard that story before, but i didnt think it was much of a joke but strangely i wanna hear more Your right its not much of a joke. Still i think its better to post it here then to make a new thred. Heres a list of the storys i have(not yet translatet): Grandma Bob & Sweet Sally Sugar Loaf Foolbag(sleeping beauty) The 3 Stupid Hogs & the Big Fat Pwolf Dolly Beep & the Bovine Teddy Bears Sniffwhite & the 7 Gorillawarriors The Purple Trashhood & the Pwolf Smackquart(Cinderella) Robertsen-Powdersow Ravage Hans & Ugly Grete The cruel girl’s Cat H.C.Duck the Fat Turkey Little Luffe, Middle-sized Melvis & Gigantic-sized Casper Crackhood Soo... witch one should i try translating next?
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Post by TheDarkPrince on Feb 27, 2005 9:32:34 GMT -5
Did you hear about the idiotic karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he almost killed himself.
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Post by gokuromario on Feb 27, 2005 13:00:04 GMT -5
nice one.
those stories sound interesting.
whats a pwolf
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Post by steelerman on Feb 27, 2005 22:58:01 GMT -5
so a british guy, a french guy and a guy from brooklyn are trekking through the amazon jungle, and are captured by natives. all three are brought before the chief, who tells them..."i have bad news...and good news. bad news is we are going to boil you and use your skin for our canoe, good news is i'll give you a chance to kill yourself before we boil you." the chief asks the brit, "how do you wish to kill yourself?" the brit says,"i'll take a knife" chief gives him a knife, and the brit slits his wrists and screams "god save the queen!" the chief asks the frenchman, "how do you wish to kill yourself?" the frenchman says,"i'll take a knife" chief gives him a knife, and the frenchman slits his wrists and screams "viva la France!" then the chief asks the guy from Brooklyn, "how do you want to kill yourself?" guy says,"i'll take a fork" chief is shocked, he says excitedly,"you mean to tell me you are going to kill yourself with a fork?" guy says,"just gimme the fork" chief gives him the fork and he starts to stab himself all over his body, neck, legs, chest. he's bleeding everywhere with holes all over himself, and he says,"So much for your fu*king canoe you stupid fu*k
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Post by Mafioso11 on Feb 27, 2005 23:39:45 GMT -5
LMAO! ;D. ah man, that's priceless. an asshole to death ;D good stuff ma man.
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Post by TheDarkPrince on Feb 28, 2005 15:31:58 GMT -5
A seven foot tall man with one leg longer than the other, hunched shoulders and a pot belly walks into a tailors one day and says "I'd like to see a suit that would fit me." The tailor shakes his head sadly, and replies; "So would I sir, so would I."
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandpa, not screaming like his passengers.
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StoneTitan
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Post by StoneTitan on Feb 28, 2005 18:02:54 GMT -5
those stories sound interesting. whats a pwolf Soo... name the story I should try??? And for the quesation its just corse the writer changed Ulv to Pulv soo i did't the same just in english(Wolf-Pwolf) (the writer got a huge ammount of black humor)
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Post by steelerman on Feb 28, 2005 22:12:42 GMT -5
i think i have told this joke 40 gabillion times...stop me if you've heard this one...
so this rope walks into a bar and tries to order a drink. bartender says "get the hell outta here, we don't serve ropes... so, the rope goes around the corner, ties himself in a knot, and messes up his hair. the rope goes back in to the bar and tries to order a drink... the bartender says, "hey arn't you that rope that was just in here?"
rope says no...
I'M A FRAYED KNOT
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...get it...afraid not...*sigh*, sorry.
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Post by Majunks on Mar 1, 2005 11:00:08 GMT -5
^ ..., that's all I gotta say.
Joke: Okay here goes. All I'm Saiyan. Not that's the joke, yeah it is bad I guess. Never mind I'll just think of another one.
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