Dragon Ball Z Parodies

[gokuromario]

i thought i'd bring this back for the fans, so here it is once again.

DRAGON BALL Z, BEHIND THE SCENES

ITS A NORMAL DAY OUTSIDE OF THE DRAGON BALL Z STUDIOS, WHEN SUDDENLY AN UNKNOWN CHARACTER STEPS ON TO THE SCENE

irwin-"awight people, steve irwin ere, and i'm ere to check out the wild and crazy e'dventures of one of the most hottest animes around, dragon ball z, now today were gonna be going behind the scenes to take a look at the stars in there every day normal life, lets go in just now (they head in with a camera at hand, theme music and titles roll, and steve lands inside the studio outside a door saying VEGETA) oh crikey, what could be bedder than standing outside the door of the one and only vegeta, lets take a look inside, (opens the door) excuse me Mr Vegeta"

vegeta-(sitting having a pedicure and a diet coke) "what is it"

irwin-"i'm steve irwin and i...."

vegeta-"not you again, get out of here"

irwin-"but"

vegeta-"NOW!!!" (fires an energy blast, the camera goes fuzzy. 5 seconds later)

irwin-"alright, that didnt go to darn well, but the next room i bet we'll get some major response, (opens a door) aright there gohan, member me"

gohan-"of course, your that guy that everyone knows but you come from that telivision show nobody's ever seen"

irwin-"uhuh, yeah thats me aright, well i had an interview with gohan earlier this afternoon about his journeys as the one and only saijaman"

gohan-(seconds later in another room, subtitles saying gohan appear) "now as an actor, i have to say it was really difficult playing a super hero role, as you can see here i wasnt very graceful"

saijaman-"I AM THE GREAT SAIJAMAN"

gohan-"ugh, that outfit, man, anyway steve here has asked me to show you some bloopers, but those scenes were mostly improvised, i'll show you some stuff that we actually got a few kicks out of"

blooper

director-"ok, were ready to film but think saijaman, and action"

gohan-(does a few poses) "i am the defender of the weak, the doer of justice, i am that........uh.......great ass....kicking guy...... (laughter is heard)"

director-"CUT, ok take two"

gohan-"HHHYYYAAAHHH!!!! hotdogs need not butter for good taste, but good taste does not come cheaply"

director-"CU-Uahhaaahhauuut, ok (bursts out laughing, others follow, take three"

gohan-"whats this sticky stuff on my boot, its the impurity of assholes (everyone laughs) not now sweetheart, i'm too busy to go on a date (more laughs) i'd say beer is the elixer of truth, i'd like one now (everyone burts into tears)"

the camera switches to goten and trunks

goten-"the director figured it was a little difficult for us both to play one guy so....."

trunks-"they had to get someone else in to play the role, of course i would have played it better"

goten-"you know thats the first thing i agree with"

trunks-"thanks"

Cuts to gotenks

gotenks-"now, i was honoured to play the oposite of the two main characters of the third series, it was an opertunity of a lifetime, but the things they made me do was horrible, first, they made me get lipo suction, then they put all that fat back in + they gave me some of majin buu's since he had to lose a little weight for the super buu role, which was kinda icky, now this is one of the worst scenes of my life, its where i'm stuck in the hyperbolic time chamber and buu's just thrown me head first into the bathroom, lets take a look"

director-"and action"

gotenks-(sees some bubbles forming) wasnt me (10 seconds later)

goten-"right about here, we noticed something had gone terribly wrong"

trunks-"so when piccolo's head didnt come up, we ran in to pull him out"

director-(looking at a drenched piccolo coming up through the water unconcious) "oh crap, looks like we need another stand in"

jumps to piccolo

piccolo-"now this wasnt really my most favourite scene, it took about 100 takes for us to get it right"

director-"take 2 action"

gotenks-(farts) "ok, that one was mine" (piccolo comes up gagging for air)

director-"cut, take 3, action"

gotenks-(looks at the water) "hey, wheres the bubbles"

director-"cut, ok people lets try again, take four, action"

gotenks-(bubbles form) "wasnt me" (mr satans head appears) hey what are you doing here

satan-"oh eh, this isnt scene six, sorry" (dissappears, gotenks looks stunned)

director-"CCCCCCUUUUUUUTTTTTT"

majin buu interview

majin buu-"i never liked the colour pink, i felt it ruined the sense of evil within my part, but heres one scene which really took a lot of effort"

cuts to the scene where majin buu is inside his own head fighting goku and vegeta

buu-"so does anybody know what time it is"

goku+veg-"uh.......(scratch their heads) tool time"

buu-"WWWAAAHHHH (collapses cause of the pun)

take 2

buu-"i've been waiting to use this one, knock knock, hahaha, KNOCK KNOCK"

goku-"who's there"

buu-"buu"

vegeta-"buu who"

buu-"aww, look at the little puppy, oh isnt he cute, come here precious, mwahmwahmwahmwah"

director-"eh, buu who are you talking to"

buu-"oh sorry, hercules dog just came in, i love dogs you see"

director-"oh for F*** sake, cut"

take three

buu-"mwahahahhaahaa, i've got just ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU TWO"

vegeta-"oh yeah and whats that"

Buu-"I SEE A LITTLE SILOUTTE OF A MAN"

goku-"GALANOOSH, GALANOOSH"

vegeta-"CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO"

all-"THUNDER BOLT AND LIGHTNING, VERY VERY FRIGHTNING SEE"

cuts

buu-"as you can see we had a lot of laughs"

irwin-"well thats all we got time for until ne......"

narrator-"HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME"

irwin-"who are you"

narrator-"i'm the one who talks at the end of each episode, how could you forget about me"

irwin-"oh, well, you see theres a reason for that, you see, uh nobody cares"

narrator-"what is this true"

buu-"yeah"

goten-"pretty much"

goku-"i've never even seen you"

gohan-"its hard being just a voice you know"

narrator-"after all my years of service this is the thanks i get, well goodbye" (walks out)

irwin-"well until next time, i'm steve irwin, and member, CRIKEY"

THE END

[Little Syxx]

^;D
Eh, might as well put this in here seeing as it probably does'nt belong in the "Things Characters Never Say Topic". It's a little something gokusaiyan requested many months ago that I finnaly decided to write.

Payment Due
*Mr Satan is sitting in his mansion, Bee by his side, chugging a beer and watching T.V.*

Satan:Ahhh, this is the life! People idolise me, my daughter's off to college so I rarely have to see her freak of a boyfriend a nice, free dog, my own private body gaurd who can make cakes appear from out of nowhere and not a care in the world. It's good to be the champ!

*A knock is heard on the door and a grin spreads across his face.*

Satan:And to top it all of a hook-oh no I thought I sent Mr Buu to kill you!

*He opens the door a jumps back in shock. Standing there are Android 18 and Krillin. 18 forces herself in and grabs Satan by the throat, holding him up against the wall.*

18:He decided he's rather turn the seagulls around the island into pastries instead! Now where the hell is my money!
Krillin(nervously):18, would you calm down, I'm sure he has it ready for you. Please tell me you have it ready Hercule!
Satan:O-ofcourse I have it ready. If you'd just put me down I'd gladly take you to it.
18:Fine.

*18 puts Satan down and he let's out a sigh of relief. He walks over to a safe on the wall then opens it and fakes a gasp.*

Satan:Well, it appears as if all of my money has been stolen! Oh fiddlesticks! I guess I'll just have to call the police. Looks like I won't be able to pay you today Miss 18.
18:Then what the hells is this.

*18 holds up a handful of 100 zenni bills that we sitting on Hercule's table.*

Satan:Um, novelty napkins...
18:Novelty napkins?
Satan:Yeah, you know. Napkins designed to look like 100 zenni bills as a joke.
18:And I suppose your pool is filled with novelty water designed to look like 100 zenni bills too huh?
Satan:Yep.

*18 growls and grabs Satan by the collar of his shirt as Krillin begins laughing nervously.*

18:Do you think I'm some kind of moron!?
Krillin:18, I'm sure he'll give you the money you've already found.
Satan:Yeah, sure. Take it!
18:It still is'nt enough.
Satan:What! Ofcourse it is!

*18 tightens her grip of Hercule's collar and glares at him.*

18:It's 300 zenni short.
Satan:Well I'm sorry but I'm all out of money!
18:Oh we'll see about that!

*18 throws Satan down to the floor and opens the door to one of his closets. A bunch of money pours out and 18 picks it all up.*

Satan:Hey! That's more than 300 zenni!
18:You've owed me this money for Four years! It's interest!
Satan:Are you insane!? I'm not giving you interest!
18:If you don't give me the interest I'll expose you for the fraud you are and enter the 26th World Tournament this summer and kick your ass. I'm sure Gohan, Vegeta, Goku and the other Saiyans would'nt mind not entering if it means you'll end up looking like an idiot.

*Satan drops to his knees and bursts into tears.*

Satan:Fine! Take it! Take it all! Just don't hurt me or enter the tournament!
18:I'm glad you've finnaly decided to see it my way. With the added interest you still owe me 2000 zenni.

*Satan pulls out his check book and writes 18 a check.*

Satan:Here.
18:Sign it with your real name!
Satan:That was my real name!
18:You're name is not Randy Hogan!
Satan:All right! All right! Here!

*Hercule writes 18 a check for real and hands it to her.*

Krillin:Okay honey, we got what we came here for. Now let's go.
18:Fine. There's just one more thing I 'm gonna do.

*18 knocks Satan out and throws him in a sack she brought with her, dragging him out the door.*

Krillin:What are you doing!?
18:Keeping him untill the check clears.

[Talatsu]

lol thats was pretty freakin funny

[gokuromario]

which one.

anyway heres one of my favourite parodies.

POKEBALL Z

narrator-"its a beautiful day in palet town and goku and friends are enjoying a relaxing day at the beach, what will our heroe's get up to today one might wonder"

goku-(dressed up in ash katchum gear) "ah its such a great day right pikkonchu"

pikkon-"PIKKONCHU"

krillen-(krillen stands with his black hair died brown and has his eyes almost taped shut) "goku dont you ever worry about the possibilities of the day to come, what if your challenged to another pokeball z battle like in the last hundred million episodes"

goku-"krillen, dont you worry, i know what i'm doing, besides its not like were gonna be bothered at the beach, i mean really who comes to wreck everyones fun on a day like this"

krillen-(sarcastically) "i can think of a couple"

Pikkon-"Pikkonchu"

bulma-(aka misty) "come on krillen, lets have some fun, besides with goku around what can possible happen"

(bulma pulls off her top and hot pants that misty usually wears to reveal a red baving suit)

krillen-(thinks to himself) "great, how come no one's ever naked when they do that"

goku-"MY TURN"

(goku pulls off his entire costume in one go, he stands there in the nude, he folds his arms around his private parts embarrassed)

goku-"woops, not for kids telivision"

krillen-(thoughts again as he looks away strapping more tape to his eyes) "when i said naked i didnt mean him"

bulma-(handing goku a pair of shorts, he scrambles them on and breathes a sigh of relief) "why'd you have to do that"

goku-"i guess the writers wanted something new, i cant blame them"

bulma-"(running to the water, she dives into the sea, comes up and says) guys come on, jump in, come on krillen take of your clothes and jump in"

goku-"OK (goku jumps into the water making a huge splash)"

krillen-"I'LL BE RIGHT THERE (he fumbles with his shirt and trousers) stupid duct tape cant see a thing, GOT IT (he takes off his clothes and runs to the water, he trips over a rock, yelps and infront of him lies a crabby who pinches his nose, he cries out for help and goku and bulma laugh) GET THIS THING OFF ME"

(meanwhile behind a surfboard hut, team hackit stand firmly in costume waiting for their chance to pounce, Marron looks through a pair of binoculars as vegeta stands grunting)

vegeta-"grunt, grunt grunt"

marron-"stop that or they might hear you"

raditz-(dressed up as meowth) "are you two ever gonna just go over there"

marron-"oh be quiet" (pause)

raditz-"you know, if it was me i'd go over there and blast them all in one go"

vegeta-"that'll be the day, your the weakest pokemon in the world, you expect to beat a super saijan 3 with your stats"

raditz-"i could beat em, no sweat"

vegeta-(clunks him on the head) "quiet furball, but you do bring up a good point, why are we just standing here"

marron-"its the regiment of surprise"

vegeta-"dont you mean element"

marron-"oh yeah, right, i keep forgetting, anyhoo we have to wait for the right moment, then we will spring our trap on them"

vegeta-"you mean that giant hole we dug earlier, fell into and had to redig again"

marron-"exactly"

vegeta-"oh boy"

(later on, goku and the gang get out of the water and dry off in the sun, they start walking towards the surfboard shop, team hackit are dressed up as salesmen, goku speaks)

goku-"yeah, can i get three surfboards, 1 pink, 1 yellow and one covered with extra cheese" (bulma hit him)

bulma-"you and your stomach"

vegeta-"why certainly, but only if you step three paces to your left" (points to the obvious trap)

goku-"OOOOOHHH is this a game"

vegeta-"uh, sure, whatever, just do it"

goku-"ok" (goku and bulma step three paces to the left and fall into the hole instantly)

both-"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

Team hackit-"AHAHAHHAHAHA, Ehhhhhhh!!!!!!!" (they stare at krillen who is just standing there doing nothing)

krillen-"(still standing facing the wrong way) hey, where'd you guys go"

bulma-(from in the hole)"DOWN HERE IDIOT"

goku-"hey why didnt you fall into the hole, that wasnt in the script"

krillen-"sorry about that, wait you guys fell into a hole"

Goku-"YES"

krillen-"how deep"

Goku-"SHUT......UP!"

bulma-"TAKE THAT STUPID DUCT TAPE OFF YOUR EYES AND LOOK"

krillen-"oh yeah, why didnt i think of that (tries to take them off but there stuck) GRAHH GNRRR HRREEE (vegeta whistles, picks up a stick and pushes krillen further towards the hole, krillen floats over it and manages to get the tape off) there thats better (looks down, falls) DOOF!!!!!!"

TEAM HACKIT-"MWAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!!!!!"

Goku-"OH NO IT CANT BE"

pikkon-"pikkonchu"

krillin-"well who the hell else would it be"

bulma-"here it comes"

(VEGETA AND MARRON TAKE THEIR PLACES ATOP THE HOLE, SPOTLIGHTS COME ON)

Marron-"PREPARE FOR BUBBLES IN AN ENOURMOUS STREAM"

Vegeta-"AND COOL FLASHY MOVES, OR AT LEAST IT SEEMS"

marron-"TO TROUNCE THE GOOD GUYS OF WILL AND MIGHT"

vegeta-"TO EXTEND OUR PUNCHES, AND CAUSE MORE FIGHTS"

marron-(removes costume) "MARRON"

vegeta-(removes his) "VEGETA"

Marron-"TEAM HACKIT KNOCK YOU OUT WITH A SINGLE PUNCH"

vegeta-"NOW HAND OVER PIKKONCHU I'M HUNGRY"

raditz-"RADITZ THAT RIGHT"

Marron-(to vegeta) "YOU BIG OAF, THE LINE IS, WE'LL MAKE THIS QUICK AND THEN HEAD FOR LUNCH"

vegeta-"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER A LINE FROM A SHOW THAT SUCKS WORSE THAN THAT DRESS"

marron-"WHATS WRONG WITH THIS DRESS, I HAD IT TAILOR MADE"

vegeta-"LOOKS MORE LIKE FAILURE MADE"

they argue amoungst themselves

bulma-"do you think they remember were down here"

goku-"pikkonchu, get us out of here now"

pikkon-"PPPPIIIIKKKOOONNNCCCHHHUUUU!!!!"

(pikkonchu uses his famous whirlwind attack, the whole gang spins out of place and land on the outside of the hole)

marron and vegeta-"huh"

goku-(lying on top of bulma and krillen with his eyes dazed) "ttthhhatt wwass a really bbad idea"

bulma-"you can say that again"

they all jump off the ground pokemon style

goku-"ok team hackit prepare to lose"

vegeta-"huh, i beg to differ, (looks at bulma in her really tight swimsuit) OH BULMA, did you have to wear such a skimpy outfit"

bulma-"dont look at me, the charcter i play is like 13 years old or something"

vegeta-"who cares, anyway I BEG TO DIFFER, raditz!" (raditz pulls out some weird gizmo which captures pikkonchu) hahahahahahaaaaa!!!"

goku-"ok, thats just retarded, first you dig a really obvious hole, which we fell into i might add, then you sing some stupid rippoff song, and now you pull out some thing thats at least 20 years out of date and grab pikkonchu as if thats supposed to help"

marron-"well yeah"

raditz-"we always do it"

goku-"(sigh) i guess i'll just choose a Z-Kemon now (opens a box of hoi poi capsules) now which one"

krillen-"its number 3 remember"

goku-"oh yeah, pokeball go"

a flash of light appears and gohan reveals himself wearing a poorly made cadabra costume

gohan-"gohanbra"

krillen-"ok, what the hell is going on"

goku-"gohanbra blast them with you masenko blast"

gohan-"GOOOHHHAAAAANNNNNBBBBBRRRAARRAAA!!!!!"

gohan shoots, and hits team hackit who go flying into the air

team hackit-"looks like team hackits blasting off again"

(ping)

goku-"hurray we did it"

bulma-"that was easy"

goku-"now lets go get another gym badge"

bulma-"what, but we just got here"

goku-"yeah well read the script, if we dont go get a badge this entire episode will become really boring"

bulma-"oh ok"

goku-"off to vermillion gym then" (runs off, bulma follows him)

krillen-(standing there, looks around) "hey, anyone seen pikkonchu" (a spec up in the sky appears, pikkonchu plummets down to earth, hits krillen in the head, they both fall into the hole and pikkonchu gives krillen a thunderbolt, krillen lets out a loud screa)


The end

[gokusaiyan]

thanks, syxx...it was funny ;D

[gokuromario]

no one thinks mine is any good.

come on Pokeball Z, its catchy.

[Trunksangel79]

Outlaw-That was funny.lol
Little Syxx-That was funny.lol

[gokuromario]

we all know you like it

[Trunksangel79]

What's that suppose to mean?

[gokuromario]

well you like all parodies, your a parody lover, thats not a bad thing, i'm a parody lover

[Vegeta's Princess!]

parodies are great!!! ;D

[gokuromario]

i know, i love my parodies, i love others parodies

[addictedtochaos]

i didn't come up with this one but i saw it on Gamefaqs and thought it was funny.

Goku : Here, Krillin! A senzu bean!
Krillin : No, I'm okay Goku.
Goku : ....Here, Krillin! A senzu bean!
Krillin : Really, I'm fine Goku.
Goku : Take the senzu bean, Krillin.
Krillin : Give to Gohan! I'm virtually unharmed--
Goku : Eat the bean, Krillin.
Krillin : Get that away from me!
Goku : Just eat the ****ing bean!
Krillin : You eat it!
Goku : Eat the ****ing bean!
Krillin : No!
Goku : ( forces the bean into Krillin's mouth. )
Krillin : ( grumble ) God d****t, Goku..

[gokuromario]

i get it but i just dont find it funny