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Post by SKJTapion on Feb 3, 2005 15:57:31 GMT -5
I like it! ;D
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Post by Majin Gogeta on Feb 3, 2005 16:02:33 GMT -5
OK, I got one.
Kid Buu: Me Buu, Love Earth!
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Post by gokuromario on Feb 4, 2005 12:15:23 GMT -5
not that bad
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Post by gokuromario on Apr 12, 2005 14:04:50 GMT -5
dont know if any of you have read these but here you go
The Ways of the Butt Munch
(Goten and Trunks decide to take it easy one day after a hard days work of doing nothing all afternoon, they decide to go to trunk’s house and watch TV for a little while, they come upon a channel eventually that they just cannot ignore, so for the next hour they watched a series of mind numbing episodes of Beavis and Butthead, so powerful was this mind numbing-ness that they began imitating the characters, let’s watch as they do so)
TV announcer-“Beavis and Butthead will be right back, after these………” (The TV is switched off, goten and trunks stare mindlessly into the blank screen, they begin laughing like idiots for no reason)
Goten-“blank screens are cool, MWEHEHEHEHHE”
Trunks-(looking to goten) “UHUHUHUHUHU, um, no there not”
Goten-(looks to trunks) “uhhh oh yeah” (the two of them laugh away like moronic zombies, until one of them speaks again) “uhhh, shouldn’t we like, do something”
Trunks-“you said do”
Both-“MWEHUHUHEHEUHUEHU”
Trunks-“uhhh what do you wanna do”
Goten-“umm DOOOO, DOOOO, HEHEHEHE”
Trunks-“cut it out, butt hole what do you wanna do”
Goten-(thinking to himself) “umm, eat………food”
Trunks-“cool”
(The two of them walk off mindlessly down the stairs of the Capsule Corporation, they come to a door where they see vegeta training away under intense conditions)
Goten-(looking at him) “whoa, your dad is cool”
Trunks-“so much better than your dad”
Goten-“uhhh no……..he’s…….not”
Trunks-“is too”
Goten-“my dad can lift boulders with his mind”
Trunks-“my dad can grow a moustache”
Both-“HWUHEUDHUEHDUEHWU MOUSTACHE HUSHUFHUELUDUHUHU”
Vegeta-(looking at those two through the door window, he opens the door to the chamber and wonders what the heck there grinning at) “what are you two doing”
Trunks-“uhhh, were trying to like get food”
Goten-“yeah, where’s the food old man”
Vegeta-“old man, oh forget it, the kitchens down” (points to his left) “that direction”
Trunks-“cool”
Goten-“yeah, cool”
(The two of them walk slowly down the hallway, vegeta stands there confused, he pulls a chocolate bar out from his back pocket, he looks around and chomps on it while the wrappers still on)
Vegeta-(with his mouth stuffed) “oh man, fifally ife benn wating for thif Twinkie (swallows it) bar all day, but I can’t let them think I’m a chocoholic, they’ll never let me hear the end of it” (looks down at his stomach) “oh great, another ten pounds to lose, well back to training” (he stuffs the half eaten bar back into his pocket and goes back into the chamber)
(Goten and trunks reach the kitchen, they begin searching the cupboards for anything that looks good, each time they don’t like something they just let it drop to the floor, trunks picks up a box of coco-pops)
Trunks-(showing them to goten) “uh, is this edible”
Goten-“don’t know, let us see” (he walks over to the box, swiftly rips off the wrapping and takes one hand, places it deep into the coco-pops and pulls out a bunch, he stuffs them into his mouth and likes the taste he goes for more but trunks stops him)
Trunks-“hey, cut it out butthole don’t get your mouth germs on it”
Goten-“but I is hungry”
Trunks-“so am I, so let’s share this tasty treat and be done with it”
Goten-(thinks about it and tries to pull them off him, they are in an endless struggle between boys and there cereal) “it’s mine”
Trunks-“no mine”
Goten-“no mine”
(Thousands of little pops are beginning to spread across the floor and become crunched)
Trunks-“look what you did ass wipe”
Goten-“you started it”
Trunks-(speaking in that weird Butthead philosophical way) “there is only one sure fire way to settle this, we must do……..the test”
Goten-“not THE TEST”
Trunks-“yes, it is the only way, to decide who shall snack upon these tasty puffy things” (Trunks brings out an I-Pod from the back of his trousers and turns it on full blast) “this will set the mood” (the scene goes to black for a moment)
(30 seconds later, the cowboy music begins to play, goten and trunks take there places on the table, goten reaches into the cupboard and draws out a packet of cheese doodles, he slams them on the table and passes them to trunks, he has a smile on his face, trunks immediately rips the box opens, takes a handful and eats them, goten becomes worried as the music gets deeper, he takes the box, shakes for a moment, trunks looks at him with a smile and he grabs a handful and eats it, trunks is surprised at this, so he pulls out the heavy artillery, a can of aerosol cheese!, gotens sweat begins to drip, trunks opens the can and sprays the cheese into his mouth, swallows it, and shows the remains to goten, goten almost pukes because of it, so he takes the can, sprays a wad into his hand and licks it clean, trunks almost screams in horror)
(The two boys continue there battle of the cheeses with none other than STRING CHEESE, goten downs the string cheese, one strand at a time, while trunks scarf’s it, the music still plays in the backdrop, goten is becoming weary, he shakes about a little but does not loose his cool, he pulls out another weapon, SLICED CHEESE, trunks looks worried, but eats it no bother, then goten gives it a go, the two of them are locked in a battle of dairy products, trunks pulls one last stunt to win it all, the dreaded limburger cheese, goten sniffs it and almost pukes at the stench, he slowly takes it, trunks looks on desperately, goten takes a handful, stuffs it into his mouth and swallows almost choking on it, he passes it to trunks, who takes one sniff and falls back in slow motion, defeated and stuffed with cholesterol, he falls slowly to the kitchen floor like in those cowboy movies where the music is about to stop)
(Goten triumphantly jumps to his feet, he holds his stomach straight afterwards, takes the box of coco-pops and pukes in it, trunks rises to his feet slowly to see the puke filled box)
Trunks-“whoa, you barfed it”
Goten-“yeah, it was cool”
Both-“MUDHFUHEHHEHEHEHEHDUDWUWUWUWUW”
(Later on, trunks returns to normal, the effect of the programme has worn off and he wonders into his room, he sees goten jumping up and down on his bed with his shorts on his head, trunks wonders what he’s doing)
Trunks-“what the hell are you doing”
Goten-(staring at trunks) “I AM (thinks to himself) ……… uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh, TROUSER……..TROUS………ZIPPER………TROUSEZIPPERO, I AM TROUSEZIPPERO, I NEED TCP FOR MY BALLSACKO”
Trunks-“we already ended that game, you can put your pants back on”
Goten-“ARE YOU THREATENING ME”
Trunks-“oh forget it”
(He slams the door behind him, goten sits down and starts thinking to himself in his cheese deprived state)
Goten-“I AM COLD”
THE END
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PitApe
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If you are the Pit Monkey, I'm the Pit Ape.
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Post by PitApe on Apr 12, 2005 14:32:10 GMT -5
'Does my butt look big in this?' - Vegeta
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Post by gokuromario on Apr 12, 2005 14:35:50 GMT -5
crap i completely forgot i was double posting, sorry
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