Favourite Simpsons Quotes

[TheDarkPrince]

I thought I'd make this thread just to see what I got out of it. What are your favourite quotes from the Simpsons? Here's mine:

Krusty: Now if anyone here has a problem, I'll solve it for them.

Moe: Yeah, the Government wants to shut me down 'cause the pipes under my toilets don't go nowhere.

LMAO.

[gokuromario]

ok..........

1."a twisler is not a sprinkel sir, a gummy bear is not a sprinkle sir, and a chocolate nougat stick is not a sprinkle" (i think thats how it goes)

2."now what was i laughing at, oh yes the crippled irishmen bwahahahahahaha!!!!"

3."come in come in, i'm losing your transmission"

"I SAID, FREEEEEEENNNNCH FRIES"

"what the, do we sell....freeeeench......frieeeees"

4.(halloween special 15) mr burns-"oh its ok my little chum, i have a feeling that everything will turn out all right because (song) iii'vvvvveeee got youuuuuuuuuuuu under my sssskkkkiiiinnnnn" ;D ;D ;D

i laughed my head off at the last one

[Geddy Lee]

Oh, there are so many:

Moe (teaching a funk dance class) -
"Ok, heres the 411, say some gangstar is dissin your fly girl, you just give him one of these ( dances then pulls out a shot gun and shoots up the room ;D)"

Burns - " Did I say corpse hatch? I meant, inosence tube"

Burns ( in a stroller like a baby) - " now roll me around the park untill I fall a sleep, Im feeling fussy."

Burns - " And this is a thousand monkeys on a thousand typewritters, soon they will write the best novel ever written. ( grabs a piece of paper from a monkey and reads.) - It was the best of times, it was the BLURST OF TIMES, YOU IDIOT!!!! ( and swings at the monkey )"

Thats it for now ;D

[TheDarkPrince]

Skinner: Well, why not? The only other applicant was Moe Syslack and his drawings scare the hell out of me! ;D

[gokuromario]

marge - "homey i want you to take a look at this disturbing picture bart drew me"

homer-(not even glancing at it) "ooh its so beautiful, oh so great we should put this up on the fridge"

marge-"homey would you at least look at it"

homer-"oh ok lets ju......AAAAAHHHHH BURN IT, SEND IT TO HELL" (later on) "get it away"


sideshow bob-(walks up to a rake and WAK!!!) mehhhheraaaahhhdiiii


homer-"come on whats the big deal i'll even try some (eats some of the pill covered taffy) "see its.....hupdololpawewewe" (goes crazy here)


homer-(coming up from the sewers) "ow a bee bit my bottom, now my bottoms big"

[TheDarkPrince]

1: Homer: *Gets a nail through his foot* Fidle-dee-dee. I am not going to swear. I am however going to KICK THIS DOG HOUSE!!

2: Lisa: Thankfully, Legs is a very experienced mob doctor. Isn't that right, Fat Tony?

Fat Tony: He once removed a bullet from my arm, and replaced it into the owner.

[Son Goshin]

homer: "Beer is the cause and answer to all of life's problems." ;D

[gokuromario]

homer-"pppffff, oh lisa you and your stories, bart is a vampire, alchohol kills braincells now lets all go to that.......house thingy........to sleep"

grampa-"lisa death is all around you, its like......AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH DDDDDDEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATHHHHH"

lisa-"thats just maggie grampa"

[TheDarkPrince]

Ohyeah, this is one of my favourites, I can't believe I forgot this one.

Grampa: *thinking* I feel funny. *gasps* I'm in love! *smile disappears* No, wait, it's a stroke.

[gokuromario]

i love that one too.

how about this one.

grandpa-"see that boy, if you cheapskate me into hell then think of this everytime you close your eyes" (starts pulling a bunch of faces)

[Majunks]

Homer: I'd like 1 issue of Spider Man #1.
Comic Book Guy: Yeah right. (Puts cash on table)
Comic Book Guy: Let me get that for you, (Does bio containment thing) Paper or Plastic?
Homer: No thanks, i'll just eat it here. (Rips out and eats page.

[gokuromario]

homer keeps eating the pages comic book guys going

comic book guy-"oh no, what are you......ah nooo....pain overwhelming"

something like that.

man even if i was homer i'd never eat a copy of spiderman no 1, its a historical piece of americas history

[Majunks]

I'm glad someone was around to finish the quote: I couldn't remember the whole thing!

[Little Syxx]

*Lisa climbs up the treehouse.*

Lisa: Here dad I brought you some aghhhh!

*Sees Homer trimming a plant with a paper plate for a face that looks like Marge.*

Homer: Look honey I don't need your mother anymore. I've created a substitute that's superior to her in every way!

Lisa:...Dad...that's a plant.

Homer: Lisa! You will respect your new mother! Now give her a kiss! Kiss her!

*Homer begins waving the plant Marge infront of Lisa then drops it. It falls to the ground below and he starts freaking out.*

Homer: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! I've killed her! We need to get our story straight! She tripped right?

Lisa: Uh look dad, some nice (or was it rice?) pudding.

Homer: Ahhhh your flesh mother used to bring me pudding.


*Homer bursts into Krusty Burger after being stranded in the middle of the ocean.*

Homer: Give me 300 Krutsy Burgers!

Clerk: Would you like fries with that?


I'm sure I'll be able to think of more later. ;D

[Majunks]

From the Monorail Episode: The Monorail Song.

Maude: I hear those things are awfully loud.

Lye: It gildes as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lye: Not on your life my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain dead slobs?

Lye: You'll be given cushy jobs!

Grandpa: Were you sent here by the Devil?

Lye: No good sir I'm on the level!