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Post by gokuromario on Feb 25, 2005 16:11:51 GMT -5
Posted by: Little Syxx Posted on: Today at 11:18am *Lisa climbs up the treehouse.*
Lisa: Here dad I brought you some aghhhh!
*Sees Homer trimming a plant with a paper plate for a face that looks like Marge.*
Homer: Look honey I don't need your mother anymore. I've created a substitute that's superior to her in every way!
Lisa:...Dad...that's a plant.
Homer: Lisa! You will respect your new mother! Now give her a kiss! Kiss her!
*Homer begins waving the plant Marge infront of Lisa then drops it. It falls to the ground below and he starts freaking out.*
Homer: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! I've killed her! We need to get our story straight! She tripped right?
Lisa: Uh look dad, some nice (or was it rice?) pudding.
Homer: Ahhhh your flesh mother used to bring me pudding.
*Homer bursts into Krusty Burger after being stranded in the middle of the ocean.*
Homer: Give me 300 Krutsy Burgers!
Clerk: Would you like fries with that?
I'm sure I'll be able to think of more later.
actually the quote was "give me 750 krusty burgers but anyhow.
james woods-"apuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
apu-"oh the bullet wound, how i missed you, i mean......i think i'm dying"
(mr smithers gets stung by a bee on the two person cycle and asks for help from monty)
burns-"dont worry smithers, i shall get you there the fastest way i know how (brings out a paper) GET UP YOU LAZY GUBBERSNIPE, AND LIFT YOUR OVERWEIGHT RIGHT LEG ONTO THAT RIGHT PEDAL (does so) now the other one, (does so) no PEDAL, PEDAL, PEDAL (gets to the hospital) pedal, pedal (they both fall over, the ambulance come out and see the both of them, they pick up mr burns intstead and take him inside)
stan lee - "you cant be the hulk, iiiiiiiii'mmm the hulk MMMRRRAAGRARALALALALARRREEEGGHHGHAAA (nothing happens) NOAANLALALALALAFUU (rips off his shirt) i dont understand, my mutant powers must be fading"
comic book guy-"there there stan"
stan lee-"i really did it once"
comic book guy-"of course you did"
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Post by TheDarkPrince on Feb 26, 2005 16:59:50 GMT -5
Mr Burns: See my hat?/'Twas my cat/Evening wear, Vampire Bat/See my loafers?/Former Gophers/It was that or skin my chauffers
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Post by gokuromario on Feb 26, 2005 19:03:46 GMT -5
heheh i love that one.
(bomb comes into springfield and heads towards comic book guy who raises his head)
comic book guy-"oh i've wasted my life" (BBBOOOMMM)
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Post by TheDarkPrince on Feb 27, 2005 16:25:30 GMT -5
OMG, how could I have forgotten that one!? Here's another:
Homer: *Looks into forest* Bart! Is that you?
Gruff Voice: No.
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Majunks
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Post by Majunks on Feb 28, 2005 9:55:55 GMT -5
Here's a funny one! Man: Homer, we want you to produce this years half time show (The super bowl episode) Asking homer to do anything is Hi-Larious in itself!
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Post by TheDarkPrince on Feb 28, 2005 15:49:59 GMT -5
Another of my all time favourites ;D:
Dr. Nick: The coroner? Oh I'm so sick of that place. Well, see you in the operating place!
*opens door and a crowd of reporters floods in*
Reporter: Where are the bodies!?
*Nick slams door shut*
Dr. Nick: Oh what a nice day, I think I'll go out the window!
*Jumps out window*
--- Later in Same Episode ---
Dr. Nick: *Singing* The blockage connected to the something, the something connected to the red thing, the red thing connected to my wristwatch- *pause* Uh oh.
I love that guy. ;D
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Post by SSJ4MasterVegeta on Feb 28, 2005 23:14:39 GMT -5
This one is hilarious. It is the episode where someone took a picture of bart mooning the flag, and the simpsons family become very unpopular.
(Homer talking on the Telephone to talk show host) "You want us to be on TV?!Tell our side of the story?! Be there at 6:00?! Goodbye?! Dialtone?!"
And in the same episode:
Nelson: We are going to pound you, Bart. (Bart just stands there) Nelson: He's not afraid. He's just standing there! He must have figured out that bullies are scared on the inside. Run!!! (The bullies ran away)
LMAO
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Majunks
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Post by Majunks on Mar 1, 2005 9:13:42 GMT -5
This one is hilarious. It is the episode where someone took a picture of bart mooning the flag, and the simpsons family become very unpopular. (Homer talking on the Telephone to talk show host) "You want us to be on TV?!Tell our side of the story?! Be there at 6:00?! Goodbye?! Dialtone?!" And in the same episode: Nelson: We are going to pound you, Bart. (Bart just stands there) Nelson: He's not afraid. He's just standing there! He must have figured out that bullies are scared on the inside. Run!!! (The bullies ran away) LMAO It's funny cause it's True!
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Post by gokuromario on Mar 1, 2005 16:09:06 GMT -5
i wish it were true round my area, f**king arseholes.
one of my favourite quotes.
HOMER LOVES MINDY
(homer gets out of his car and runs into a telephone box, then dials for the operator)
homer-"hello operator, i think i'm in love with another woman"
flanders-"why homer simpson, why thats a doozie of a pickle, let me patch you through to marge......."
homer-"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO"
(later that episode, homer wakes up, lionel huts comes onto the scene)
huts-"hey you, get out of my office"
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Post by TheDarkPrince on Mar 4, 2005 13:28:49 GMT -5
Superintendant Chalmers: Was that a prayer?! A PRAYER?! A prayer in a public school! God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organised religion!
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Post by gokuromario on Mar 4, 2005 16:47:49 GMT -5
moe-"hey duffman how'd you like a sticker across your face BAM (puts a duff sticker on his face and runs)"
duffman-"DUFFMAN, CANT BREATH, OH NO"
Swami-"1776, (opens letter) how much is in my chuequing account"
apu-(firing from the top of the kwike-mart) "thank you for coming, i'll see you in hell"
flanders-"sigh, calm down doodlydoodlyoodly its not their faultelyaultlydaughtelydoodly they tried there best doodlydoodlynoodlygoodlyMOODLYOODLY AAAWWW DIDLY DING DONG CRAP CANT YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bill gates-"i'm here to buy out your company"
homer-"did you hear that marge, were gonna be rich, rich i tells ya.....achem........we will accept your terms"
bill gates-"good, BUY EM OUT BOYS" (his men start wrecking everything)
homer-"hey, what the hell are you doing"
bill gates-"oh you didnt think i got so rich by signing a few cheques MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by TheDarkPrince on Mar 9, 2005 12:55:21 GMT -5
Lisa: But I wanna dance with everyone else!
Dance Instructor: I'm sorry Lisa, but giving people equal parts when they're clearly not equal is called - what, children?
Children: *in unison* communism!
Time for Mr. Burns quotes!
Marge's Mother (can't remember her name): Oh Monty, I could swear you were the devil himself!
Burns: HOW DID Y- I mean, I could swear you were an angel, my dear, only angels can't dance like you.
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Marge: Mr. Burns!? I didn't know you were interested in children.
Burns: Oh, I am indeed, my good woman. *to himself* Especially their supple young organs...
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Post by Majunks on Mar 10, 2005 11:53:42 GMT -5
How's this one?
Marge: Kids, you forgot your lunches! (Chases after bus. Gets to bus, rips open door. Gives Kids lunches)
Otto: Whoa, what am I smokin? (looks at joint) oh yeah, pot.
It went something like that.
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Post by TheDarkPrince on Mar 10, 2005 12:18:51 GMT -5
Lol. I've never heard that one.
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Post by gokuromario on Mar 10, 2005 18:00:32 GMT -5
i think it was a halloween episode or something.
heres one i just remembered.
homer-(florida episode with skinner and mrs K) "yes, everythings back to normal, now lets all go to DISNEYLAND" (runs to the gate, jumps over it, a funny micky mouse voice plays)
Mickey Mouse-"step away from the wall, step away from the wall, step away from the wall" (this line was so d*mn funny)
homer-"oh my god its beautiful" (gets over the wall, meets a hotdog vendor) "one please"
vendor-"that'll be $14"
homer-"OHHOHOHOHO Here you go"
lisa-(batman and robin model car) "wow, its so lifelike, the dummies look almost real, just look at that plastic"
adam west-"actually its symphetic plastic surgery" (something like that)
robin-(slaps him) "shut up you'll blow our cover"
i just remembered another one.
adam-"oh of course i'm batman kids, heres a picture of me with robin"
bart-"who the hell's robin"
adam-"hmm yes, well i guess you kids are more the new age batman, cathleen turner, jack nichelson, and why doesnt batman dance anymore, does nobody remember the bat-two-C (starts dancing, there all walking away)"
Moe and maggy episode
Moe-"um, hey maggie, wanna see me dislocate my arm (pulls his arm and starts swinging it) it was years before i could do this without fainting, oh god still hurts"
Homer becomes a bodyguard episode
Mark hammel-(getting down from homers arms) "well thanks for the assistance homer your a great man" (walks away)
homer-"hey, i thought you were wounded"
mark hammel-"oh yeah, well you see.........ZOOOM" (runs off)
earlier that episode.........
presenter-"mark do something, use your saber"
mark-"and break it, you know george lucas makes me pay for these"
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