Chop
Saiyan
?I would rather be a brainless monkey than a heartless monster.?
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Post by Chop on Mar 13, 2005 6:21:58 GMT -5
Sideshow Bob: Who's in there? Cletus, Cousin Merl, Big Hungry Joe? That one makes me crack up everytime ;D
wen Apu goes out to the fire at the simpsons house
Apu: Now dont you steal anything while im gone. Kerny etc: Oh we wont (they are eating out of the cereal box right in front of him) Apu reaches down and puts a small baby on the counter: Look after the store while i am gone. The baby pulls out a shotgun: Oh for how I have waited for this day. And kerny etc just stare and the cereal drops out of their mouths
Duffman: Duffman thrusting in the way of the problem
Bodyguard instructor: Now I will sing the theme from the hit film, The Bodyguard...AND IEIEIEI WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOUUUUU!!!!!!! All the students including Homer run away
Kirk: I sleep in a racing car. Do you? Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Kirk: Oh.
Homer reads Kirk's tape: Can I borrow a feeling! HAHAHAHA And there's a picture of you on the front HAHAHA Can i borrow a feeling? Kirk: Go ahead Homer laugh at me. Homer: I already did.
Fat Tony is hitting Mayor Quimby Homer: FAt Tony. tsk tsk Fat Tony: What? What did I do?
I think thats enough for now CYA
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Post by TheDarkPrince on Mar 13, 2005 6:28:23 GMT -5
Duffman: New feelings brewing in Duffman... What, would Jesus do?
*Picks up corrupt businessman and throws him out of the stadium*
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Post by cailztvs on Mar 18, 2005 17:48:46 GMT -5
YAY! Simpsons!!
Prof. Frink: PI IS EXACTLY 3!!!! Crowd: *gasp*
Ralph: I'm a boy. Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
Ralph: Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!
Duffman: Are you there God? It's me... Duffman!
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Chop
Saiyan
?I would rather be a brainless monkey than a heartless monster.?
Posts: 93
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Post by Chop on Mar 20, 2005 3:44:35 GMT -5
Those leader guys: NAnanana leader NAnanana leader leader leader Homer: BATMAN! I mean LEADER. I love the leader!
Lisa: Keep digging everyone. You don't know when we might find a Tyrannosaurus!! Ralph runs away screaming: AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Post by cailztvs on Mar 20, 2005 3:58:01 GMT -5
EVERY SIMPSON DANCE NOW!
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Post by TheDarkPrince on Mar 21, 2005 16:24:06 GMT -5
*Homer runs naked past Patty and Selma*
Selma: ...There goes my last dwindling hope of hetrosexuality...
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Cobz
Saiyan
Owning Till The End...
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Post by Cobz on Mar 21, 2005 16:36:25 GMT -5
OK, this is about the only one i can remember well...
"Marrggee... Help me fold these sheets..."
"Homer that's your underwear"
"Yer well anyway it's a 2 man job"
I don't know why but it has me in stitches all the time, even now im finding it hard to type because im laughing.
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Chop
Saiyan
?I would rather be a brainless monkey than a heartless monster.?
Posts: 93
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Post by Chop on Mar 23, 2005 1:44:12 GMT -5
Homer: "BART!!! HEY BART!!!" Lisa: What's all the yelling about? Marge:Your father needs Bart to fold his underwear. Do you know wear he his? Lisa: Uhh...I he's at a friends place Marge: He's not at Nelson's is he? Lisa:No, No he's at Milhouse's Homer yells out the window:MILHOUSE!!! Milhouse from streets away: WHAT??!! Homer: TELL BART TO COME HOME!!! Milhouse: I THINK HE'S AT NELSON'S
Yaddyaddayadda I thought Id just finish that off for you. Ur 1st part was a lot funnier though.
Homer runs out the front door naked. Lisa: Dad hide your shame! Flanders: Homey, I can see your doodle. Homer: Shutup Flanders!
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Post by TheDarkPrince on Mar 23, 2005 13:40:06 GMT -5
Maude Flanders: (on Michaelangelo's David) This statue graphically portrays parts of the human body which - practically useful though they may be - are evil!
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Post by cailztvs on Mar 24, 2005 4:39:18 GMT -5
Homer: Oooh! I'm making people HAPPY! I'm the Magical Man, from Happyland, who lives in a Gumdrop house on LOLLYPOP LAAANE!!!! *slams door, then opens it again* In case you can't tell, I was being SARCASTIC. *slammy again* Marge: Well, Duh.
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