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Post by TheDarkPrince on Feb 19, 2005 16:48:55 GMT -5
I thought I'd make this thread just to see what I got out of it. What are your favourite quotes from the Simpsons? Here's mine:
Krusty: Now if anyone here has a problem, I'll solve it for them.
Moe: Yeah, the Government wants to shut me down 'cause the pipes under my toilets don't go nowhere.
LMAO.
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Post by gokuromario on Feb 20, 2005 6:31:58 GMT -5
ok..........
1."a twisler is not a sprinkel sir, a gummy bear is not a sprinkle sir, and a chocolate nougat stick is not a sprinkle" (i think thats how it goes)
2."now what was i laughing at, oh yes the crippled irishmen bwahahahahahaha!!!!"
3."come in come in, i'm losing your transmission"
"I SAID, FREEEEEEENNNNCH FRIES"
"what the, do we sell....freeeeench......frieeeees"
4.(halloween special 15) mr burns-"oh its ok my little chum, i have a feeling that everything will turn out all right because (song) iii'vvvvveeee got youuuuuuuuuuuu under my sssskkkkiiiinnnnn" ;D ;D ;D
i laughed my head off at the last one
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Post by Geddy Lee on Feb 20, 2005 11:53:52 GMT -5
Oh, there are so many:
Moe (teaching a funk dance class) - "Ok, heres the 411, say some gangstar is dissin your fly girl, you just give him one of these ( dances then pulls out a shot gun and shoots up the room ;D)"
Burns - " Did I say corpse hatch? I meant, inosence tube"
Burns ( in a stroller like a baby) - " now roll me around the park untill I fall a sleep, Im feeling fussy."
Burns - " And this is a thousand monkeys on a thousand typewritters, soon they will write the best novel ever written. ( grabs a piece of paper from a monkey and reads.) - It was the best of times, it was the BLURST OF TIMES, YOU IDIOT!!!! ( and swings at the monkey )"
Thats it for now ;D
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Post by TheDarkPrince on Feb 20, 2005 14:45:29 GMT -5
Skinner: Well, why not? The only other applicant was Moe Syslack and his drawings scare the hell out of me! ;D
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Post by gokuromario on Feb 20, 2005 18:23:24 GMT -5
marge - "homey i want you to take a look at this disturbing picture bart drew me"
homer-(not even glancing at it) "ooh its so beautiful, oh so great we should put this up on the fridge"
marge-"homey would you at least look at it"
homer-"oh ok lets ju......AAAAAHHHHH BURN IT, SEND IT TO HELL" (later on) "get it away"
sideshow bob-(walks up to a rake and WAK!!!) mehhhheraaaahhhdiiii
homer-"come on whats the big deal i'll even try some (eats some of the pill covered taffy) "see its.....hupdololpawewewe" (goes crazy here)
homer-(coming up from the sewers) "ow a bee bit my bottom, now my bottoms big"
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Post by TheDarkPrince on Feb 22, 2005 7:11:44 GMT -5
1: Homer: *Gets a nail through his foot* Fidle-dee-dee. I am not going to swear. I am however going to KICK THIS DOG HOUSE!!
2: Lisa: Thankfully, Legs is a very experienced mob doctor. Isn't that right, Fat Tony? Fat Tony: He once removed a bullet from my arm, and replaced it into the owner.
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Post by Son Goshin on Feb 22, 2005 20:15:34 GMT -5
homer: "Beer is the cause and answer to all of life's problems." ;D
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Post by gokuromario on Feb 23, 2005 5:57:45 GMT -5
homer-"pppffff, oh lisa you and your stories, bart is a vampire, alchohol kills braincells now lets all go to that.......house thingy........to sleep"
grampa-"lisa death is all around you, its like......AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH DDDDDDEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATHHHHH"
lisa-"thats just maggie grampa"
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Post by TheDarkPrince on Feb 23, 2005 6:32:30 GMT -5
Ohyeah, this is one of my favourites, I can't believe I forgot this one.
Grampa: *thinking* I feel funny. *gasps* I'm in love! *smile disappears* No, wait, it's a stroke.
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Post by gokuromario on Feb 23, 2005 18:13:24 GMT -5
i love that one too.
how about this one.
grandpa-"see that boy, if you cheapskate me into hell then think of this everytime you close your eyes" (starts pulling a bunch of faces)
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Majunks
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Post by Majunks on Feb 24, 2005 10:22:46 GMT -5
Homer: I'd like 1 issue of Spider Man #1. Comic Book Guy: Yeah right. (Puts cash on table) Comic Book Guy: Let me get that for you, (Does bio containment thing) Paper or Plastic? Homer: No thanks, i'll just eat it here. (Rips out and eats page.
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Post by gokuromario on Feb 25, 2005 5:49:42 GMT -5
homer keeps eating the pages comic book guys going
comic book guy-"oh no, what are you......ah nooo....pain overwhelming"
something like that.
man even if i was homer i'd never eat a copy of spiderman no 1, its a historical piece of americas history
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Majunks
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Post by Majunks on Feb 25, 2005 10:18:55 GMT -5
I'm glad someone was around to finish the quote: I couldn't remember the whole thing!
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Post by Little Syxx on Feb 25, 2005 11:18:35 GMT -5
*Lisa climbs up the treehouse.*
Lisa: Here dad I brought you some aghhhh!
*Sees Homer trimming a plant with a paper plate for a face that looks like Marge.*
Homer: Look honey I don't need your mother anymore. I've created a substitute that's superior to her in every way!
Lisa:...Dad...that's a plant.
Homer: Lisa! You will respect your new mother! Now give her a kiss! Kiss her!
*Homer begins waving the plant Marge infront of Lisa then drops it. It falls to the ground below and he starts freaking out.*
Homer: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! I've killed her! We need to get our story straight! She tripped right?
Lisa: Uh look dad, some nice (or was it rice?) pudding.
Homer: Ahhhh your flesh mother used to bring me pudding.
*Homer bursts into Krusty Burger after being stranded in the middle of the ocean.*
Homer: Give me 300 Krutsy Burgers!
Clerk: Would you like fries with that?
I'm sure I'll be able to think of more later. ;D
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Majunks
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Post by Majunks on Feb 25, 2005 11:33:15 GMT -5
From the Monorail Episode: The Monorail Song.
Maude: I hear those things are awfully loud.
Lye: It gildes as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lye: Not on your life my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain dead slobs?
Lye: You'll be given cushy jobs!
Grandpa: Were you sent here by the Devil?
Lye: No good sir I'm on the level!
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